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A hamburger is a hunk of ground beef served between two pieces of bun-configured bread. Hamburgers are often served with a variety of toppings and condiments. It is named for the region in which it was invented, not for the kind of meat (as is often mistakenly suggested).

Does this monstrosity count as a burger?

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#1 Posted by Meptron (1020 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

Would you consider this abonomation to be a burger? And would you consume it if given the oppourtunity? Discuss.




#2 Posted by redgauss (131 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

Hell yes.

#3 Posted by TheGreatGuero (9081 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

Ha. That bacon dreamcatcher really made me laugh. Anyway, I'll give the cook credit for being creative, but dude, that thing is beastly. A monstrosity it truly is. I'm not fully against the concept, though, but that one is downright outrageous and a health nightmare. Maybe like... a burger with those little mini bagel pizzas as the buns could be more forgiving.

#4 Posted by redgauss (131 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

Step 11: Batter and deep fry.

Step 12: Die a fatty blissful death.

#5 Posted by kitsune_conundrum (1202 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

Feeds a small african village.

#6 Posted by redgauss (131 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago
kitsune_conundrum said:
"Feeds a small african village."
Kills a small African village.
#7 Posted by StaticFalconar (4793 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

I would eat it, but like a slice would seem more than enough.

#8 Posted by Agnogenic_delete (1034 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

I just got hungry looking at it. :(

#9 Posted by MisoRonery (464 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

I don't know if I'd eat it first or try to fuck it.  Damn that thing is sexy.

#10 Posted by Meptron (1020 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago
MisoRonery said:
"I don't know if I'd eat it first or try to fuck it.  Damn that thing is sexy."
I don't see any reason why you couldn't do both those things at the same time. Sounds messy.
#11 Posted by ZombieHunterOG (3529 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

i am going to make that when i know i want to die 

#12 Posted by keyhunter (3207 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

I've totally eaten something very similar to that before.

#13 Posted by CptChiken (1985 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

OH....GOD..... YES!

#14 Posted by shaun832 (363 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

*Jaw drops* That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!

#15 Posted by sodiumCyclops (2644 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

the final picture looks like a hardened vomit cake. plus who could trust that american ground beef log?

#16 Posted by Meptron (1020 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago
sodiumCyclops said:
"the final picture looks like a hardened vomit cake. plus who could trust that american ground beef log?"
Oh, I think that step 1 was quite clear. Only *premium* ingredients are to be gathered. Still, I think the hamburger could have been cooked a little longer so there's not so much pink in the middle... just to be on the safe side...
#17 Posted by lamegame621 (975 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

Ugh...too much hamburger meat.

#18 Posted by Oriental_Jams (3063 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

O__O...Some things aren't meant to be made.

#19 Posted by get2sammyb (6413 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

Awww man. It makes me feel hungry and ill at the same time.

#20 Posted by MattyFTM (13865 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

That looks awesome!!!!!!!

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#21 Posted by Gunslinger (144 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

There is a God...
It is this burger.

I would pay money, to see a video of one person eating this thing whole, in one sitting.
And suriviving.

#22 Posted by Scooper (7881 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

It would take about a week to eat that.
I don't want to eat a burger for a week.

#23 Posted by Dirty_Harry (717 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

That thing looks.....wrong.

#24 Posted by WitchHunter_Z (882 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

I don't even like beef and I want a slice.

#25 Posted by TheHBK (4913 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

Oh fuck, i wish i knew i was gonna die tomorrow so i could go to town on that.  Geesus!

#26 Posted by thedj93 (1236 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago
shaun832 said:
"*Jaw drops* That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!"
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! that shit is kawaiii!!~~
#27 Edited by Kombat (2203 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

That thing can be classified as whatever the hell it wants to be so long as I get some of it in my belly.

#28 Posted by Shadow (4878 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

that is the greatest thing I have ever seen.  Don't Burger King and Pizza Hut have some sort of partnership going on?  They need to make this a normal thing to order.

#29 Posted by Shadow (4878 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago
thedj93 said:
"shaun832 said:
"*Jaw drops* That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!"
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! that shit is kawaiii!!~~"
you do realize that word means "cute", right?
#30 Posted by JoelTGM (5584 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

nasty!

#31 Posted by YoConraaa (50 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

1+ for Cholesterol

#32 Posted by GreggD (3375 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

Ugh...

#33 Posted by Vinchenzo (6189 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

Looks pretty decent. Not sure why people think bacon is so good in stuff like this. You can't taste it at all. In fact, bacon isn't all that great in the first place.

#34 Posted by YoConraaa (50 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

It looks massive, but I would sure eat it with 2 friends. Slice that burger up !

#35 Posted by CL60 (16906 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

You have inspired me to make one...

#36 Posted by LilFavors9313 (11 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

That looks pretty tasty, but I wouldn't be able to eat that whole thing! D:

I would use the garlic bread pizza instead though!

#37 Posted by LilFavors9313 (11 posts) - 4 years, 1 month ago

That looks pretty tasty, but I wouldn't be able to eat that whole thing! D:

I would use the garlic bread pizza instead though!

#38 Posted by natetodamax (18952 posts) - 4 years, 30 days ago

I threw up a little in my mouth

#39 Posted by AURON570 (1579 posts) - 4 years, 30 days ago

looks like a beef cake to be xD

#40 Posted by Mootalstrike (187 posts) - 4 years, 30 days ago

Heart Attack on a bun...

#41 Posted by Gamer_152 (13339 posts) - 4 years, 30 days ago

O_O I want one.

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#42 Posted by sfighter21 (782 posts) - 4 years, 30 days ago

The Burger of Champions!  Haha, a Ben RoethlisBURGER.  Unoriginal, I know.

#43 Posted by Guerrilla_Mason (456 posts) - 4 years, 30 days ago

Things like this are the reason I wish I wasn't fat so that I could eat this and not feel sad.

#44 Posted by jakob187 (20760 posts) - 4 years, 30 days ago

JESUS


TITTY-FUCKING


CHRIST!!!


That burger is the single most beautiful thing ever displayed in mankind's great history.
#45 Posted by addictedtopinescent (3645 posts) - 4 years, 30 days ago

Now you made me hungry for it, and suicidal 

This is the perfect last meal of your life. 
#46 Posted by Jost1 (2065 posts) - 4 years, 30 days ago

This truly is an age of bacons.

#47 Posted by explosion (27 posts) - 4 years, 30 days ago

I wouldn't count it as a burger but goddamn it looks good. Not the healthiest though.

#48 Edited by TwoOneFive (9457 posts) - 4 years, 30 days ago
STEP 9: ASSEMBLE


#49 Posted by Sparky_Buzzsaw (5001 posts) - 4 years, 30 days ago

Dear God... it's beautiful!

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#50 Edited by Meptron (1020 posts) - 4 years, 29 days ago
LilFavors9313 said:
That looks pretty tasty, but I wouldn't be able to eat that whole thing! D:I would use the garlic bread ... [more]
Garlic bread crust would be pretty tasty. But then you probably wouldn't have the cheese stuffed in the crust anymore. So you'de have to make up for it by melting cheese on top. And I think it would also be a good idea to put a little American flag in the top... 
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