Does this monstrosity count as a burger?

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#1 Posted by Meptron (1079 posts) -

Would you consider this abonomation to be a burger? And would you consume it if given the oppourtunity? Discuss.




#2 Posted by redgauss (131 posts) -

Hell yes.

#3 Posted by TheGreatGuero (9130 posts) -

Ha. That bacon dreamcatcher really made me laugh. Anyway, I'll give the cook credit for being creative, but dude, that thing is beastly. A monstrosity it truly is. I'm not fully against the concept, though, but that one is downright outrageous and a health nightmare. Maybe like... a burger with those little mini bagel pizzas as the buns could be more forgiving.

#4 Posted by redgauss (131 posts) -

Step 11: Batter and deep fry.

Step 12: Die a fatty blissful death.

#5 Posted by kitsune_conundrum (1202 posts) -

Feeds a small african village.

#6 Posted by redgauss (131 posts) -
kitsune_conundrum said:
"Feeds a small african village."
Kills a small African village.
#7 Posted by StaticFalconar (4849 posts) -

I would eat it, but like a slice would seem more than enough.

#8 Posted by Agnogenic_delete (1034 posts) -

I just got hungry looking at it. :(

#9 Posted by MisoRonery (468 posts) -

I don't know if I'd eat it first or try to fuck it.  Damn that thing is sexy.

#10 Posted by Meptron (1079 posts) -
MisoRonery said:
"I don't know if I'd eat it first or try to fuck it.  Damn that thing is sexy."
I don't see any reason why you couldn't do both those things at the same time. Sounds messy.
#11 Posted by ZombieHunterOG (3530 posts) -

i am going to make that when i know i want to die 

#12 Posted by keyhunter (3207 posts) -

I've totally eaten something very similar to that before.

#13 Posted by CptChiken (1987 posts) -

OH....GOD..... YES!

#14 Posted by shaun832 (363 posts) -

*Jaw drops* That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!

#15 Posted by sodiumCyclops (2644 posts) -

the final picture looks like a hardened vomit cake. plus who could trust that american ground beef log?

#16 Posted by Meptron (1079 posts) -
sodiumCyclops said:
"the final picture looks like a hardened vomit cake. plus who could trust that american ground beef log?"
Oh, I think that step 1 was quite clear. Only *premium* ingredients are to be gathered. Still, I think the hamburger could have been cooked a little longer so there's not so much pink in the middle... just to be on the safe side...
#17 Posted by lamegame621 (975 posts) -

Ugh...too much hamburger meat.

#18 Posted by Oriental_Jams (3063 posts) -

O__O...Some things aren't meant to be made.

#19 Posted by get2sammyb (6412 posts) -

Awww man. It makes me feel hungry and ill at the same time.

#20 Posted by MattyFTM (14385 posts) -

That looks awesome!!!!!!!

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#21 Posted by Gunslinger (150 posts) -

There is a God...
It is this burger.

I would pay money, to see a video of one person eating this thing whole, in one sitting.
And suriviving.

#22 Posted by Scooper (7881 posts) -

It would take about a week to eat that.
I don't want to eat a burger for a week.

#23 Posted by Dirty_Harry (717 posts) -

That thing looks.....wrong.

#24 Posted by WitchHunter_Z (882 posts) -

I don't even like beef and I want a slice.

#25 Posted by TheHBK (5485 posts) -

Oh fuck, i wish i knew i was gonna die tomorrow so i could go to town on that.  Geesus!

#26 Posted by thedj93 (1237 posts) -
shaun832 said:
"*Jaw drops* That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!"
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! that shit is kawaiii!!~~
#27 Edited by Kombat (2205 posts) -

That thing can be classified as whatever the hell it wants to be so long as I get some of it in my belly.

#28 Posted by Shadow (4980 posts) -

that is the greatest thing I have ever seen.  Don't Burger King and Pizza Hut have some sort of partnership going on?  They need to make this a normal thing to order.

#29 Posted by Shadow (4980 posts) -
thedj93 said:
"shaun832 said:
"*Jaw drops* That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!"
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! that shit is kawaiii!!~~"
you do realize that word means "cute", right?
#30 Posted by JoelTGM (5596 posts) -

nasty!

#31 Posted by YoConraaa (50 posts) -

1+ for Cholesterol

#32 Posted by GreggD (4505 posts) -

Ugh...

#33 Posted by Vinchenzo (6192 posts) -

Looks pretty decent. Not sure why people think bacon is so good in stuff like this. You can't taste it at all. In fact, bacon isn't all that great in the first place.

#34 Posted by YoConraaa (50 posts) -

It looks massive, but I would sure eat it with 2 friends. Slice that burger up !

#35 Posted by CL60 (16906 posts) -

You have inspired me to make one...

#36 Posted by LilFavors9313 (11 posts) -

That looks pretty tasty, but I wouldn't be able to eat that whole thing! D:

I would use the garlic bread pizza instead though!

#37 Posted by LilFavors9313 (11 posts) -

That looks pretty tasty, but I wouldn't be able to eat that whole thing! D:

I would use the garlic bread pizza instead though!

#38 Posted by natetodamax (19207 posts) -

I threw up a little in my mouth

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#39 Posted by AURON570 (1674 posts) -

looks like a beef cake to be xD

#40 Posted by Mootalstrike (187 posts) -

Heart Attack on a bun...

#41 Posted by Gamer_152 (14078 posts) -

O_O I want one.

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#42 Posted by sfighter21 (798 posts) -

The Burger of Champions!  Haha, a Ben RoethlisBURGER.  Unoriginal, I know.

#43 Posted by Guerrilla_Mason (480 posts) -

Things like this are the reason I wish I wasn't fat so that I could eat this and not feel sad.

#44 Posted by jakob187 (21673 posts) -

JESUS


TITTY-FUCKING


CHRIST!!!


That burger is the single most beautiful thing ever displayed in mankind's great history.
#45 Posted by addictedtopinescent (3645 posts) -

Now you made me hungry for it, and suicidal 

This is the perfect last meal of your life. 
#46 Posted by Jost1 (2077 posts) -

This truly is an age of bacons.

#47 Posted by explosion (27 posts) -

I wouldn't count it as a burger but goddamn it looks good. Not the healthiest though.

#48 Edited by TwoOneFive (9459 posts) -
STEP 9: ASSEMBLE


#49 Posted by Sparky_Buzzsaw (6199 posts) -

Dear God... it's beautiful!

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#50 Edited by Meptron (1079 posts) -
LilFavors9313 said:
That looks pretty tasty, but I wouldn't be able to eat that whole thing! D:I would use the garlic bread ... [more]
Garlic bread crust would be pretty tasty. But then you probably wouldn't have the cheese stuffed in the crust anymore. So you'de have to make up for it by melting cheese on top. And I think it would also be a good idea to put a little American flag in the top... 

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