Donut Burger!

#1 Posted by C0V3RT (1188 posts) -

Guys - is this the best thing ever or worst thing ever?

At lunch today, went to a local bar and grill with some friends and tried their signature burger. It's your run of the mill bacon cheeseburger except instead of normal buns... each bun was A GLAZED DONUT. The contrasting taste of the donut and burger was amazing. But about 3/4th of the way through I felt sick. Now I'm sitting here at work, feeling like death. What's crazier is they have a challenge to eat 4 in 20 minutes...

Here's the only picture of one I could find online. The donuts were more squished down and looked like a normal bun.

#2 Posted by ApolloBob (570 posts) -
#3 Posted by JoyfullOFrockets (1175 posts) -

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS

#4 Posted by Swoxx (2980 posts) -

fucking EW

#5 Posted by ssj4raditz (1125 posts) -

That looks deliciously disgusting.

#6 Posted by BabyChooChoo (4044 posts) -

I don't understand why people hate us Ameri-....ah...I see now

#7 Posted by Twisted_Scot (1169 posts) -

There's somthing about "Donut burger" that just sounds insulting.

#8 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5121 posts) -

That looks disgusting. But I would probably still eat one :(

#9 Posted by Mjolnir (454 posts) -

I had one like that at a state fair this year. It wasn't too bad, but not that good, either. The lack of bacon is probably why I'm still alive.

#10 Posted by Cloudenvy (5890 posts) -

@BabyChooChoo said:

I don't understand why people hate us Ameri-....ah...I see now

I'm glad you've realized it!

#11 Posted by Mr_Skeleton (5118 posts) -

Let me stop you right there, this is a terrible idea.

#12 Posted by wolf_blitzer85 (5236 posts) -

I can feel the grease dripping down my chin just looking at that picture.

#13 Posted by pornstorestiffi (4905 posts) -

I would rather watch 2 Girls 1 Cup again than eat that.

#14 Posted by Gizmo (5389 posts) -

Shit like this is why Yanks should have to pay for healthcare.

#15 Posted by Ravenlight (8033 posts) -

Sounds so good and so bad at the same time.

I bet it would be amazing.

#16 Posted by Mutley (299 posts) -

That's absolutely disgusting.

You have some Cojenes eating that.

#17 Posted by C0V3RT (1188 posts) -

@Ravenlight: It totally was! The first few bites were amazing... the last few bites not so much!

#18 Posted by Vinny_Says (5632 posts) -

just fry the whole thing while you're at it

#19 Posted by BulletproofMonk (2712 posts) -

That looks fucking disgusting.

#20 Posted by Deadmanforking (559 posts) -

That right there is a Heart Attack waiting to happen...

#21 Posted by Sooty (8082 posts) -

How could you even fit that in your mouth? America is truly putting fat bastards first.

in b4 dick references.

#22 Posted by Spence_5060 (319 posts) -

Looks like the best thing ever, but I am way too afraid to try that thing.

#23 Posted by SpartanAmbrose (831 posts) -

I love the occasional donut or burger, but that's just disgusting. Yuck.

#24 Posted by imsh_pl (3295 posts) -

@BulletproofMonk said:

That looks fucking disgusting.

#25 Posted by PenguinDust (12414 posts) -

Deep fry that thing and then maybe we'll talk.

#26 Posted by guiseppe (2833 posts) -

@BulletproofMonk said:

That looks fucking disgusting.

You took the words out of my mouth.

#27 Posted by KarlPilkington (2656 posts) -

That looks horrible.

#28 Posted by chilibean_3 (1581 posts) -

As amazing as that is, I don't hate myself enough to eat that thing. Don't worry, body. That burger can't hurt you.

#29 Posted by Bucketdeth (7983 posts) -
#30 Posted by Gamer_152 (13976 posts) -

I'd try it but I don't think I'd like it.

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#31 Edited by I_smell (3925 posts) -

Why would anyone make that? It's not even a good idea. Why would you think "what if the buns was donuts" and then actually put that on a menu, as if it's gonna be a good thing to eat?

Why would you SEE "donut burger" and then ORDER IT??

#32 Posted by C0V3RT (1188 posts) -

For the record - I'm not a big dude. I generally eat pretty healthy, maybe this is why it tasted still awful. Regardless - looks like it's nothing but celery, oatmeal, almonds, and water for the next week for me...some 5 hours later I still feel gross. I feel like I need to do like a million situps, run hundreds of laps around the block, and go to church.

#33 Posted by C0V3RT (1188 posts) -

@I_smell said:

Why would anyone make that? It's not even a good idea. Why would you think "what if the buns was donuts" and then actually put that on a menu, as if it's gonna be a good thing to eat?

Why would you SEE "donut burger" and then ORDER IT??

It's like KFC's Double Down only sexier.

#34 Posted by Rudeboy217 (1760 posts) -

Mmmm, death.

#35 Posted by lockwoodx (2479 posts) -

I would attack that shit like single malt scotch.

#36 Posted by C0V3RT (1188 posts) -

Good news, I made it through the night. Winning!

#37 Posted by FancySoapsMan (5750 posts) -

That looks disgusting and I want one.

#38 Posted by thebatmobile (978 posts) -

I would totally eat that.

#39 Posted by TooWalrus (12986 posts) -

That looks just so... so fucking tasty. I bet I could eat 4 in 20 minutes... or at least I could have, before I started eating smaller portions of healthier food. Now I probably couldn't even choke down one.

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