Donut Burger!

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#1 Posted by C0V3RT (1419 posts) -

Guys - is this the best thing ever or worst thing ever?

At lunch today, went to a local bar and grill with some friends and tried their signature burger. It's your run of the mill bacon cheeseburger except instead of normal buns... each bun was A GLAZED DONUT. The contrasting taste of the donut and burger was amazing. But about 3/4th of the way through I felt sick. Now I'm sitting here at work, feeling like death. What's crazier is they have a challenge to eat 4 in 20 minutes...

Here's the only picture of one I could find online. The donuts were more squished down and looked like a normal bun.

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#2 Posted by ApolloBob (577 posts) -
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#3 Posted by JoyfullOFrockets (1206 posts) -

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS

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#4 Posted by Swoxx (3030 posts) -

fucking EW

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#5 Posted by ssj4raditz (1156 posts) -

That looks deliciously disgusting.

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#6 Posted by BabyChooChoo (6227 posts) -

I don't understand why people hate us Ameri-....ah...I see now

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#7 Posted by Twisted_Scot (1203 posts) -

There's somthing about "Donut burger" that just sounds insulting.

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#8 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5098 posts) -

That looks disgusting. But I would probably still eat one :(

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#9 Posted by Mjolnir (501 posts) -

I had one like that at a state fair this year. It wasn't too bad, but not that good, either. The lack of bacon is probably why I'm still alive.

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#10 Posted by Cloudenvy (5891 posts) -

@BabyChooChoo said:

I don't understand why people hate us Ameri-....ah...I see now

I'm glad you've realized it!

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#11 Posted by Mr_Skeleton (5195 posts) -

Let me stop you right there, this is a terrible idea.

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#12 Posted by wolf_blitzer85 (5362 posts) -

I can feel the grease dripping down my chin just looking at that picture.

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#13 Posted by MeierTheRed (5111 posts) -

I would rather watch 2 Girls 1 Cup again than eat that.

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#14 Posted by Gizmo (5467 posts) -

Shit like this is why Yanks should have to pay for healthcare.

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#15 Posted by Ravenlight (8057 posts) -

Sounds so good and so bad at the same time.

I bet it would be amazing.

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#16 Posted by Mutley (351 posts) -

That's absolutely disgusting.

You have some Cojenes eating that.

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#17 Posted by C0V3RT (1419 posts) -

@Ravenlight: It totally was! The first few bites were amazing... the last few bites not so much!

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#18 Posted by Vinny_Says (5912 posts) -

just fry the whole thing while you're at it

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#19 Posted by BulletproofMonk (2747 posts) -

That looks fucking disgusting.

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#20 Posted by Deadmanforking (587 posts) -

That right there is a Heart Attack waiting to happen...

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#21 Posted by Sooty (8194 posts) -

How could you even fit that in your mouth? America is truly putting fat bastards first.

in b4 dick references.

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#22 Posted by Spence_5060 (411 posts) -

Looks like the best thing ever, but I am way too afraid to try that thing.

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#23 Posted by SpartanAmbrose (842 posts) -

I love the occasional donut or burger, but that's just disgusting. Yuck.

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#24 Posted by imsh_pl (4022 posts) -

@BulletproofMonk said:

That looks fucking disgusting.

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#25 Posted by PenguinDust (12974 posts) -

Deep fry that thing and then maybe we'll talk.

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#26 Posted by guiseppe (2843 posts) -

@BulletproofMonk said:

That looks fucking disgusting.

You took the words out of my mouth.

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#27 Posted by KarlPilkington (2804 posts) -

That looks horrible.

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#28 Posted by chilibean_3 (2096 posts) -

As amazing as that is, I don't hate myself enough to eat that thing. Don't worry, body. That burger can't hurt you.

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#29 Posted by Bucketdeth (8244 posts) -
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#30 Posted by Gamer_152 (14431 posts) -

I'd try it but I don't think I'd like it.

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#31 Edited by I_smell (4218 posts) -

Why would anyone make that? It's not even a good idea. Why would you think "what if the buns was donuts" and then actually put that on a menu, as if it's gonna be a good thing to eat?

Why would you SEE "donut burger" and then ORDER IT??

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#32 Posted by C0V3RT (1419 posts) -

For the record - I'm not a big dude. I generally eat pretty healthy, maybe this is why it tasted still awful. Regardless - looks like it's nothing but celery, oatmeal, almonds, and water for the next week for me...some 5 hours later I still feel gross. I feel like I need to do like a million situps, run hundreds of laps around the block, and go to church.

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#33 Posted by C0V3RT (1419 posts) -

@I_smell said:

Why would anyone make that? It's not even a good idea. Why would you think "what if the buns was donuts" and then actually put that on a menu, as if it's gonna be a good thing to eat?

Why would you SEE "donut burger" and then ORDER IT??

It's like KFC's Double Down only sexier.

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#34 Posted by Lemmycaution217 (1796 posts) -

Mmmm, death.

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#35 Posted by lockwoodx (2532 posts) -

I would attack that shit like single malt scotch.

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#36 Posted by C0V3RT (1419 posts) -

Good news, I made it through the night. Winning!

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#37 Posted by FancySoapsMan (5917 posts) -

That looks disgusting and I want one.

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#38 Posted by thebatmobile (993 posts) -

I would totally eat that.

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#39 Posted by TooWalrus (13381 posts) -

That looks just so... so fucking tasty. I bet I could eat 4 in 20 minutes... or at least I could have, before I started eating smaller portions of healthier food. Now I probably couldn't even choke down one.

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