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    A hamburger is a hunk of ground beef served between two pieces of bun-configured bread. Hamburgers are often served with a variety of toppings and condiments. It is named for the region in which it was invented, not for the kind of meat (as is often mistakenly suggested).

    Ever disappointed when you get your burger?

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    #1  Edited By Ryu

    So you go into Burger King and see the picture of the giant burger on the wall, you then buy your burger ad its smaller than your fist. That get on anyone else's nerves? 

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    #2  Edited By Blueblur1

    That's to be expected, Ryu. The real problem is when you order a burger and its some sloppy cold mess that was probably sitting under a broekn heat lamp for the last hour. That happens a lot when I go to Burger King. And not the same Burger King.

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    #3  Edited By Ryu

    Of course I don't expect a poster sized burger but you do feel a little screwed over sometimes.

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    #4  Edited By Thriteenthmonkey

    Yeah, sometimes when I get a burger the tomato is all gross, I hate it when that happens.

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    #5  Edited By Pete

    They only cost a few dollars, so it's not a huge let down.  It does suck if you get one at a sit down place, where you're paying 2 or 3 times the price.

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    #6  Edited By SarazinRuin

    All the time.

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    #7  Edited By seraph973

    i saw an video once where they were dressing up the burger. they used like glue and pins to make the lettuce look good

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    Pete said:
    "They only cost a few dollars, so it's not a huge let down.  It does suck if you get one at a sit down place, where you're paying 2 or 3 times the price.
    "
    Amen, brother, a-fricking-men. Last time I was at Cheeseburger in Paradise, the barbecue bacon burger (whatever the hell it was called--I can't remember) I ordered came to me looking like the Devil sat his nasty ass down on that thing and farted flames of damnation.
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    #9  Edited By Red

    Only when they get my order wrong.

    "Alright, all I want is Bacon and Cheese"

    *Opens the burger up*

    *finds ketchup, pickles, mustard.*


    "DARN YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!"

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    #10  Edited By seraph973

    i saw an video once where they were dressing up the burger. they used like glue and pins to make the lettuce look good

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    #11  Edited By thehamburgler

    There is nothing worse in the entire food industry then an incorrect  hamburger order, or subpar toppings! Undercooked chicken bedamned.

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    #12  Edited By INFINITE_CASH
    MagusMaleficus said:
    "Pete said:
    "They only cost a few dollars, so it's not a huge let down.  It does suck if you get one at a sit down place, where you're paying 2 or 3 times the price.
    "
    Amen, brother, a-fricking-men. Last time I was at Cheeseburger in Paradise, the barbecue bacon burger (whatever the hell it was called--I can't remember) I ordered came to me looking like the Devil sat his nasty ass down on that thing and farted flames of damnation.
    "
    Damn I know that had to hurt you when you saw it. I've learned my lesson as well now when I get a burger I go in with low expectations. This way there is no way to get hurt again. The only direction to go is up.
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    #13  Edited By Resonate
    Ryu said:
    "So you go into Burger King and see the picture of the giant burger on the wall, you then buy your burger ad its smaller than your fist. That get on anyone else's nerves? "
    every

    damn


    time

    go to Hardees, man
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    #14  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

    I'm always disappointed when I get fast food burgers, because they generally suck

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    #15  Edited By SleazyP

    Carl's Jr. Prime Rib Burger = Sh!t Sandwich

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    #16  Edited By Karl_Boss

    Sometimes....I usually expect the burger to be smaller then what it appears to be in pictures.

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    #17  Edited By Ryu

    Yeah of course, I'm not saying I want a poster sized burger just a quality one that isn't tiny.

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    Once, when i got a burger from wendys, it was all soggy.

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    #19  Edited By Termite

    The few times I get burger, I am almost always disappointed

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    #20  Edited By suneku

    sometimes... usually from crappy places like burger king

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    #21  Edited By MutenMiller

    I've gotta say though, on the flip side;

    How awesome is it when you unwrap your burger, and it looks exactly like it does on the poster. It's happened to me, oh I don't know, three or so times in my entire life. But boy, what a rush. Photoburgers I call 'em.

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    #22  Edited By AnonymousLegion

    The pictures are always a lie.

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    #23  Edited By roofy
    AnonymousLegion said:
    "The pictures are always a lie.
    the cake is a lie
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    #24  Edited By I_smell

    I could never be dissapointed with a hamburger

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    #25  Edited By Gamblor666

    The burger pictures are a LIE!

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    #26  Edited By Homer

    Yeah almost always lol

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    #27  Edited By Demyx

    I had a big mac, and it tasted alright, but it just didn't have the epicness.

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    #28  Edited By BranDong
    seraph973 said:
    "i saw an video once where they were dressing up the burger. they used like glue and pins to make the lettuce look good
    "

    I saw that as well.. like plastic surgery to make a burger look like the menu picture...
    MillerWakka said:
    "I've gotta say though, on the flip side;

    How awesome is it when you unwrap your burger, and it looks exactly like it does on the poster. It's happened to me, oh I don't know, three or so times in my entire life. But boy, what a rush. Photoburgers I call 'em.
    "                 

    Holy shit are you sure you didn't  just dream those?

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