Games that would've been improved with the addition of hamburgers

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#1 Posted by I_smell (3925 posts) -

Shadow of the Colossus

#2 Posted by I_smell (3925 posts) -

Oh, my mistake, BurgerTime actually does include hamburgers.

#3 Posted by Ryu (382 posts) -

Bioshock needed burgers, NEEDED them!

#4 Posted by Atlas (2462 posts) -

All of them.

#5 Posted by BillBraski (14 posts) -

F.E.A.R. and Rayman

#6 Posted by Jandurin (186 posts) -

I think Burger Time was actually worse due to the presence of burgers.

#7 Posted by TheOGVandalvideo (142 posts) -

Final Fantasy. Maybe then we'd have some manly heroes.

Hamburgers = manly.

#8 Posted by Lilja (128 posts) -

Any game of the Unreal Tournament series. Though there might be a mod with hamburgers, an official hamburger power-up would be awesome. Yeah.

#9 Posted by Aria (24 posts) -

I think people would've appreciated Wind Waker more if Nintendo had announced that there would be hamburgers in that game. Then there's like, what? Dynasty Warriors? I think that franchise would've done a tad better if there were hamburgers appearing as an enemy's corpse disappears.

#10 Posted by toxicEnchiliada (330 posts) -

Halo 3 and Warcraft

#11 Posted by Otacon (2209 posts) -

Gran Turismo

#12 Posted by I_smell (3925 posts) -
CJL13 said:
"Did Dead Rising have hamburgers? Also Metal Gear Solid 4."
No I think they cut it because it was too overpowered. I read that they might include it in the Wii version.
#13 Posted by MutenMiller (219 posts) -

Every single video game that does not include Hamburgers.

#14 Posted by Grady (163 posts) -

Every Game!!!!!!

Dead Rising (go into the food court and chuch patties at people!)

#15 Posted by Philanthropy (142 posts) -


#16 Posted by I_smell (3925 posts) -

Portal did have hamburgers didn't it? Or am I just making that up?

Didn't they make you- run faster or something?

#17 Edited by mr_muffins (20 posts) -

MGS  could have hambuger as a weapon  the hambugers have poison  in it u put it on the ground/table etc someone comes and takes a  bite then they die

#18 Posted by Rmack (1078 posts) -
Lilja said:
"Any game of the Unreal Tournament series. Though there might be a mod with hamburgers, an official hamburger power-up would be awesome. Yeah.
#19 Posted by Ice_Cold_Rayman (216 posts) -

Devil May Cry 4. It got a tad tiresome on the second play through, chopping through hordes of demons. They should have thrown a junior bacon in there once and awhile, maybe some baconators. Definitely more fun to slice and dice a quarter pounder than random demon #175.

#20 Posted by ThaMilkMan (356 posts) -

Gears of War needs to have them in the Multiplayer where when you have a meatshield and it's shot in the stomach burgers come out on the ground

Also Burgers should be in all Megaman games and God of War 3 Kratos in an unlockable burger King suit as apposed to the milk suit!


#21 Posted by neurochasm (7 posts) -

Root Beer Tapper (hamburgers instead of root beers)

#22 Posted by Blubba (527 posts) -

Even Big Rigs would have been decent with some burgers!

#23 Posted by Termite (2398 posts) -

Every game is instantly made better by the addition of burgers

#24 Posted by TimesHero (742 posts) -

I think they should have made a "Good Burger" based video game.

#25 Posted by Kevin (369 posts) -

Gears of War.

Just think about it. Marcus and Dom just fought off a swarm of Locust. wideshot of all the dead Locust lying on the floor in front of them. Close up on Dom, "Damn, I can eat after that!." Quick cut to Marcus, "Burger time."

#26 Posted by Demp (47 posts) -

I think Condemned would have been more awesome with hamburgers. Just imagine if someone in the hospital just snuck behind you and frightened you...

...with a hamburger. It'd be like an even more demented Burger King.

#27 Posted by GioVANNI (1297 posts) -

E.T.  Yeah, you heard me.

#28 Posted by xplodedd (1316 posts) -
Kevin said:
"Gears of War.
Just think about it. Marcus and Dom just fought off a swarm of Locust. wideshot of all the dead Locust lying on the floor in front of them. Close up on Dom, "Damn, I can eat after that!." Quick cut to Marcus, "Burger time.""
that would would work so well.... fenix eating a burger, hanging out with dom and a bunch of dead locust.
#29 Posted by Hannibal (863 posts) -

Rock Band

#30 Posted by RVonE (4710 posts) -
I_smell said:
"Shadow of the Colossus
Shadow of the Colossus? Really? That would be so awesome.
Anyway, maybe some Mass Effect?
#31 Posted by JayJay (29 posts) -

I think virtually every game could be improved by the inclusion of a tasty burger.

#32 Posted by INFINITE_CASH (194 posts) -

If Duke Nukem Forever had burgers we would have been playing it by now.

#33 Posted by dankempster (2268 posts) -
MillerWakka said:
"Every single video game that does not include Hamburgers.
I second that.

By the way, this is the best forum thread ever.
#34 Posted by Death_Burnout (3800 posts) -

Cooking Mama 1 and 2 for the DS and Not the Wii, Damn them for not having one on the DS!

#35 Posted by momentarylogic (416 posts) -

any of the Madden games.

#36 Posted by I_smell (3925 posts) -

"If they can eat hamburgers...

Then so can we."

#37 Posted by Gunner612 (4338 posts) -

Big rigs over the road racing would have gotten a perfect score if it had hamburgers in it...

#38 Posted by LouChou (458 posts) -
I_smell said:
"Shadow of the Colossus
It sounds like a burger anyway.
#39 Posted by RaviDrummerdivid (7 posts) -

Sneak King?

#40 Posted by Guided_By_Tigers (8061 posts) -

Any game that doesn't have hamburgers

#41 Posted by hazzard4123 (196 posts) -

Chalies Angels on the Gamecube, The angels can eat burger's and get fat which makes them climb the ladder even slower.

#42 Posted by Met2609 (555 posts) -

As if MGS4 couldn't use any more product placement, Burger King could throw in a burger that you can equip as either a weapon or an item.

#43 Edited by I_smell (3925 posts) -

Trauma Centre
Assassin's Creed
Dance Dance Revolution
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones
Rez HD
Puzzle Quest

#44 Edited by khit (150 posts) -

As we've learned from GTA 4 any game can be made perfect with the addition of hamburgers.

But the one that would have most benefitted is... NEED FOR SPEED MOST WANTED

Think about it, you could go 20% faster just by eating the burger!

#45 Posted by Homer (1372 posts) -


Every game would have improved.

#46 Posted by DXSSI (266 posts) -

Donkey Kong Country (SNES)

Remember DK's banana hoard?  Well, what if it had been a hamburger hoard?  If you're not drooling right now something is wrong with you.

Bible Adventures (NES)

It would give you some actual incentive to get those cows onto the ark.

Food Fight (Arcade/Atari 7800)

The watermelon was mighty indeed, but hamburgers could have been this game's equivalent of Contra's spread shot.  I mean, no one would have liked Contra then, but given the circumstances, it would have been an acceptable loss.

Drawn to Life (DS)

If this game had a hamburger-man starring as the main character, it would truly be a thing of glory.  Wait, it DOES have a hamburger-man starring as the main character!

Wii Fit (Wii)

If there had been an endurance mini-game where you watch your trainer eat hamburgers and act super smug when he says "I can eat all the hamburgers I want because I exercise EVERY DAY, and because I love hamburgers!", well, what better motivation would there be than to keep playing Wii Fit and not call the trainer a scum-sucking twatface all the time like I do?
#47 Posted by DJ_LaFleur (178 posts) -

Megaman would be awesome if one of it's 8 robots was "hamburger man", and then you could learn his "hamburger beam" attack when you defaet him. :P

And Mario should stop using mushrooms to grow, hamburgers should be his new power-up!

#48 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -
I_smell said:
"Oh, my mistake, BurgerTime actually does include hamburgers.

Hahaha, yeah - I'd say. The whole friggin game revolves around knocking the ingredients down until you have complete burgers.
#49 Posted by zeus_gb (595 posts) -

The Sonic games for sure.  Why be Super Sonic when you can use the power of the hamburger!

#50 Posted by Squizzle (12 posts) -


A poison burger?

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