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    A hamburger is a hunk of ground beef served between two pieces of bun-configured bread. Hamburgers are often served with a variety of toppings and condiments. It is named for the region in which it was invented, not for the kind of meat (as is often mistakenly suggested).

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    You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger.

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    #2  Edited By daniel_beck_90

    you ask for a healthy food

    they instead give you a hamburger 

    I hate you hamburger ,

    you look at the greasy look of this unhealthy gulp , I hate you hamburger ,

    smelling this odor with ignorance  ,  I hate you hamburger 

    having no value of sort for the miserable body of mine  , I hate you hamburger

    filled with unknown , filled with excretion   I hate you hamburger

    while looking at my obese abdomen 

    I hate you hamburger   

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    #3  Edited By Gizmo
    Wow, I was going to do some Hamburger haiku, after a google search it turns out there is a whole fucking thread called Hamburger haiku!

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