i have birthed a god

#1 Posted by kajankua (273 posts) -

THE BEST HAMBURGER EVER MADE
i made it a while back but lost the ingredient and sequence list !
it was so damn good, had 3 different types of meat, one of them being bacon
i almost cried while eating it, it was that good, all i have left is this picture

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#2 Posted by Endogene (4741 posts) -

The tread title made me think something completely different... i blame that southpark episode for that.

#3 Posted by Kersal_Massive (64 posts) -

...did you slaughter the cow in your kitchen as well? whats wrong with your walls

#4 Posted by Jayge_ (10222 posts) -

This reminds me of Tenacious D's "Tribute".

Also, that hamburger looks nasty.

#5 Posted by kajankua (273 posts) -
Kersal_Massive said:
"...did you slaughter the cow in your kitchen as well? whats wrong with your walls"
meat's gotta be fresh man

Jayge said:
"This reminds me of Tenacious D's "Tribute".

Also, that hamburger looks nasty."
most nasty things are tasty though, wouldn't you agree? :o
#6 Posted by Jayge_ (10222 posts) -
kajankua said:
"Kersal_Massive said:
"...did you slaughter the cow in your kitchen as well? whats wrong with your walls"
meat's gotta be fresh man

Jayge said:
"This reminds me of Tenacious D's "Tribute".

Also, that hamburger looks nasty."
most nasty things are tasty though, wouldn't you agree? :o
"
As someone who will eat potato chips with mustard, yes.
#7 Posted by Gamer_152 (14050 posts) -

Cool. But how could you lose the ingredients list!?

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#8 Posted by CitizenKane (10501 posts) -

I've seen better hamburgers, but every hamburger is good.

#9 Posted by AndrewGaspar (2418 posts) -

*gags* That thing looks disgusting!

#10 Posted by kajankua (273 posts) -
Gamer_152 said:
"Cool. But how could you lose the ingredients list!?"
i had it written down on notepad but didnt get to save it before my pc rebooted
i THINK it was something like
i remember it had; ketchup, pickles, cheese, chicken, bacon, meat patty, thousand island dressing, pepper/salt.. and i think there might have been ham? i remember considering ham, but i dont remember if i actually put it there or not
i also preheat the buns to make em a bit crisp, and after i had constructed the burger i threw the whole thing in the micro for a few seconds, to soften up the inside of the bun, and making sure all the parts of the burger had the same temperature.
#11 Posted by kajankua (273 posts) -

EUREKA


sorry for bumping semi-old thread (it was still just one page 2) but i finally found the sequence list of my GodBurger.
for your enjoyment:

-bread
-ketchup
-bacon
-cheese
-1k island
-chicken
-meat patty
-pickles
-bread


#12 Posted by VitaminWaterYum (381 posts) -

Is everything invisible except the bun, meat patty and cheese?

#13 Posted by c1337us (5751 posts) -

Are you sure the secret ingredient isnt poor hygiene? The walls looks fucking nasty in that photo.

#14 Posted by LiquidPrince (15833 posts) -

Looks pretty average to me.

#15 Posted by jakob187 (21640 posts) -

Montreal Steak Seasoning and some of this.  There's the only ingredients you need in moderate helpings.

#16 Posted by kajankua (273 posts) -
c1337us said:
"Are you sure the secret ingredient isnt poor hygiene? The walls looks fucking nasty in that photo."
nah man, the tiles are supposed to look like that. i have an ugly kitchen. dont judge me 
#17 Posted by 04JETTA (164 posts) -

That looks disgusting

#18 Posted by CL60 (16906 posts) -

It looks like a burger on a hamburger bun. Whats so special about this?

#19 Posted by addictedtopinescent (3645 posts) -
jakob187 said:
"Montreal Steak Seasoning and some of this.  There's the only ingredients you need in moderate helpings."
It has Montreal in it's name, it's awesome 
Also, those walls look like you took a shit on them or something, gross.
#20 Posted by trophyhunter (5800 posts) -

well it does not look that amazing but I suppose I'd have to taste it before passing any judgment

#21 Posted by luce (4045 posts) -

phew..i swear for a second there i thought you were going to show me a turd

#22 Posted by OwnlyUzinWonHan (1478 posts) -
kajankua said:
"EUREKA

sorry for bumping semi-old thread (it was still just one page 2) but i finally found the sequence list of my GodBurger.
for your enjoyment:

-bread
-ketchup
-bacon
-cheese
-1k island
-chicken
-meat patty
-pickles
-bread


"
Uh, I don't see hot sauce in there. God burger that is not.
#23 Posted by Scooper (7882 posts) -
kajankua said:
"EUREKA

sorry for bumping semi-old thread (it was still just one page 2) but i finally found the sequence list of my GodBurger.
for your enjoyment:

-bread
-ketchup
-bacon
-cheese
-1k island
-chicken
-meat patty
-pickles
-bread


"
Get the hell out of here !!!!
It's not a god.. IT'S A MONSTER!
#24 Posted by addictedtopinescent (3645 posts) -
OwnlyUzinWonHan said:
"kajankua said:
"EUREKA

sorry for bumping semi-old thread (it was still just one page 2) but i finally found the sequence list of my GodBurger.
for your enjoyment:

-bread
-ketchup
-bacon
-cheese
-1k island
-chicken
-meat patty
-pickles
-bread


"
Uh, I don't see hot sauce in there. God burger that is not."
Yep, I approve of this, you speak the truth. 
#25 Posted by BBQBram (2199 posts) -

Cool burger, bro

#26 Posted by OllyOxenFree (4970 posts) -

I lol'd at the spambot comment up there.
 
Anyways, It might not look special, but I guess it would be pretty tasty.

#27 Posted by SumDeus (1857 posts) -

Bacon IN the burger?! The secrets of the universe have just been unlocked.

#28 Posted by MrMuffinzzz (98 posts) -

It looks cartoonish yet sort of delicious.

#29 Posted by ZmillA (2257 posts) -

looks like a high res video game food item, like the guy above me said

#30 Posted by FesteringNeon (2158 posts) -

Here's my latest creation, it's a bacon and blue cheese stuffed burger, with blue cheese butter on a toasted kaiser roll.

I'm generally down with just a regular, mushroom swiss, or bacon.. but spent the extra few bucks for blue cheese.. and while my experience is limited with the ingredient, I love the sharpness it gives, and the mix with bacon makes it pretty BOMB.  Just thought i'd share whats in my belly right now. By request I can update after tomorrow to let you know my full experience if you want..

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