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    A hamburger is a hunk of ground beef served between two pieces of bun-configured bread. Hamburgers are often served with a variety of toppings and condiments. It is named for the region in which it was invented, not for the kind of meat (as is often mistakenly suggested).

    McDonalds double cheeseburgers make you die!!!

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    #1  Edited By lamegame621

    they make you feel good when you start eating them, but then you feel like dying. What's with that?

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    #2  Edited By MasturbatingBear

    Really? i like em

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    #3  Edited By Vinchenzo

    Ever watch Super Size Me? Whatever they put in their food, it makes you feel good. But then the realization of what you're eating begins to affect your body, and then a bit later you'll probably crave it again.

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    #4  Edited By MasturbatingBear

    Unless you mean mentally, in that case I guess so, not me

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    #5  Edited By Subway

    mmmm burgers

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    #6  Edited By MasturbatingBear
    Vinchenzo said:
    "Ever watch Super Size Me? Whatever they put in their food, it makes you feel good. But then the realization of what you're eating begins to affect your body, and then a bit later you'll probably crave it again."
    Cool thats exactly what I said. Yeah I saw super size me many times. Movies great. Exactly what I was thinking. As your eating it you feel good until you mentally realize what you ate. Not me cause those cheeseburgers are tiny.
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    #7  Edited By Vinchenzo
    MasturbatingBear said:
    "Vinchenzo said:
    "Ever watch Super Size Me? Whatever they put in their food, it makes you feel good. But then the realization of what you're eating begins to affect your body, and then a bit later you'll probably crave it again."
    Cool thats exactly what I said. Yeah I saw super size me many times. Movies great. Exactly what I was thinking. As your eating it you feel good until you mentally realize what you ate. Not me cause those cheeseburgers are tiny."
    TINY TO A BEAR! I never have this problem that the TC does, but I do mentally feel bad for eating something so bad. I just wish someone would kick me in the ass and tell me how to live my life. I would seriously follow everything they said on the topic of food.
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    #8  Edited By Coltonio7

    Dude, they do not make you die >=(

    They just make you feel like death =D

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    #9  Edited By joey

    I'm young and have an active metabolism so I can eat all the McDonalds shit i want! Hooray!

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    #10  Edited By MasturbatingBear
    joey said:
    "I'm young and have an active metabolism so I can eat all the McDonalds shit i want! Hooray!"
    Well I'm young too but I cant eat all the McD shit I want... I cant eat more then like 2 cheeseburgers.
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    #11  Edited By lamegame621

    I learned today that cutting back on caffeine can increase your metabolism. Maybe i'll cut out the soda. then i can eat more McD's .

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    #12  Edited By Vinchenzo
    lamegame621 said:
    "I learned today that cutting back on caffeine can increase your metabolism. Maybe i'll cut out the soda. then i can eat more McD's .
    "
    Metabolism doesn't save you from clogging arteries. I would rethink your choice.
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    #13  Edited By jakob187

    McDonald's, period, makes you feel like death.

    That's why you eat quality fast food...like Whataburger, Carl's Jr., or In 'n' Out!  = D
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    #14  Edited By William

    Well, they're made out of rubber, that cant make you feel good.

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    #15  Edited By MisterSpiffy
    jakob187 said:
    "McDonald's, period, makes you feel like death.
    That's why you eat quality fast food...like Whataburger, Carl's Jr., or In 'n' Out!  = D
    "
    None of which are availabale in Canada!
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    #16  Edited By Za3r0

    no fast food joint makes me feel as good as I do when I eat a Double Big Mac, Supersize Fries, Supersize Ice Tea, 10 nuggets w/ sweet & sour.


    i wish i worked there. if i wasn't married and didn't have a stable job, i would totally work there. mmmmmmmmmmmm free food....

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    #17  Edited By JonathanMoore

    Man, Supersize Me was a great Movie, but still, I only have McDonalds maybe once every 4 Months so that's ok.

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    #18  Edited By uberpwner93

    I like them when they are really fresh off the grill...or whatever. But if they have been left out a while they suck.

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    #19  Edited By HitNRun
    lamegame621 said:
    "they make you feel good when you start eating them, but then you feel like dying. What's with that?"
    For the exact same reason that eating a Blizzard or milkshake with plastic mixed in in place of candy-bar makes you feel good, but later makes you feel like dying.

    Every year or two I forget why I don't eat McDonalds, and then my ass reminds me why, so I know what you mean. Stick to Wendy's or if you're lucky one of the better burger chains (Carls, Whata, Zach's) or the local joints. Your rectum will thank you.
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    #20  Edited By lamegame621
    Vinchenzo said:
    "lamegame621 said:
    "I learned today that cutting back on caffeine can increase your metabolism. Maybe i'll cut out the soda. then i can eat more McD's .
    "
    Metabolism doesn't save you from clogging arteries. I would rethink your choice."

    ah...yes. very true. Luckily I don't  eat McD's often. once every few months. Why do delicious things have to be bad for you??
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    lamegame621 said:
    "they make you feel good when you start eating them, but then you feel like dying. What's with that?"
    i like mcdonalds fries, but thats it. even the drinks they water down! i dont like mcdonalds.
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    #22  Edited By SleazyP

    The only thing that can destroy my insides and my toilet bowl is Wienerschnitzel's pastrami dogs. Pure Murder!  But to good to pass up.

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    #23  Edited By Yit
    Vinchenzo said:
    "Ever watch Super Size Me? Whatever they put in their food, it makes you feel good. But then the realization of what you're eating begins to affect your body, and then a bit later you'll probably crave it again."
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    #24  Edited By RetroIce4

    They're delicious. I eat them all the time and I don't feel like crap when I am done. McDonalds is one fast food restaurant I can eat anytime from. Eating a whole box of DOTS makes me so sick...

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    #25  Edited By Kane

    i eat MCdonalds all the time, im probably gunna die at 20 but hell, thats still 4 more years of pure enjoyment!

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    #26  Edited By daniel_beck_90

    Fast Foods ,  Hamburgers ,  Sausage  ...... these are all same tasty shit  . they taste good but it causes lots and lots of  trouble for Body .
     Kane said:

    "i eat MCdonalds all the time, im probably gunna die at 20
    it is not very unlikely , but remember that you can change your diet anytime you want
     

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