They count!!
According to my limited...very limited research,  Boca Burgers are the best tasting meatless burgers I've found.

Meatless burgers are blasphemy, and I won't stand for it. 

While Boca burgers are certainly good....there is no way in hell it will ever count for the real thing....sorry, but that's how it is.

Meatless? wait what?! How... then what the hell is it?! babies?!!??! 
 
oooooh lawd!!!

"  A hamburger is a hunk of ground beef served between two pieces of bun-configured bread. Hamburgers are often served with a variety of toppings and condiments. It is named for the region in which it was invented, not for the kind of meat (as is often mistakenly suggested)." 
 
This would make you wrong.

Boca=Caca

Meatless burgers are not burgers,
While some of them (very few) can be really good, They are a sandwich not a burger.

Somebody chose the exact same avatar as me. Weird. I hope it's just a coincidence.  
 
As for the topic, "meatless burgers" is practically an oxymoron. 

" Somebody chose the exact same avatar as me. Weird. I hope it's just a coincidence.   As for the topic, "meatless burgers" is practically an oxymoron.  "

meatless burgers? what treachery is this?!

You should be banned for this heresy!

Veggie burgers taste like cardboard. Many of the graduate students in my program eat them. They taste like shit.

why would you shape a vegetarian item like a meat product? that's just straight weird, yo!

" Meatless burgers are blasphemy, and I won't stand for it.  "

" why would you shape a vegetarian item like a meat product? that's just straight weird, yo! "

It's called a burger because of the hamburger.  Therefore no meat, no burger.  You're eating a sandwich.
 
@EdIsCool said:

" @Jayzilla said:

" why would you shape a vegetarian item like a meat product? that's just straight weird, yo! "

Humans like the taste of meat, I used to eat them a bit. I can have a meat like taste and not be a callous fucktard, awesome! the chicken ones are better than the beef. You could if you think about it too much be reminded that a lot of idiots get a better version of this taste by killing animals.  Most vegatarians are not saints i.e some may wear leather shoes or eat fish.These people are worse than meat eaters. "

how do you make an actual burger without meat
i feel helpless now
if this is happening what else is happening that we don't know