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A hamburger is a hunk of ground beef served between two pieces of bun-configured bread. Hamburgers are often served with a variety of toppings and condiments. It is named for the region in which it was invented, not for the kind of meat (as is often mistakenly suggested).

Meatless Burgers

#1 Posted by valtallica (10 posts) - 3 years, 26 days ago

They count!!
According to my limited...very limited research,  Boca Burgers are the best tasting meatless burgers I've found.

#2 Posted by Bobdaman18 (699 posts) - 3 years, 26 days ago

I don't care what you say, that will never be true.
#3 Posted by DanielJW (4914 posts) - 3 years, 26 days ago

Meatless burgers are blasphemy, and I won't stand for it. 

#4 Posted by wolf_blitzer85 (5178 posts) - 3 years, 26 days ago

While Boca burgers are certainly good....there is no way in hell it will ever count for the real thing....sorry, but that's how it is.

#5 Posted by LooseChange (1720 posts) - 3 years, 26 days ago

Meatless? wait what?! How... then what the hell is it?! babies?!!??! 
 
oooooh lawd!!!

#6 Posted by demontium (4698 posts) - 3 years, 26 days ago

"  A hamburger is a hunk of ground beef served between two pieces of bun-configured bread. Hamburgers are often served with a variety of toppings and condiments. It is named for the region in which it was invented, not for the kind of meat (as is often mistakenly suggested)." 
 
This would make you wrong.

#7 Posted by chronicsmoke (990 posts) - 3 years, 26 days ago

Boca=Caca

#8 Posted by Coombs (3436 posts) - 3 years, 26 days ago

Meatless burgers are not burgers,
While some of them (very few) can be really good, They are a sandwich not a burger.

#9 Posted by DJ_Lae (629 posts) - 3 years, 19 days ago

Nut burgers, garden burgers (pea/corn/rice/garlic/etc), and tempeh burgers aren't bad, but they're no substitute for hamburgers in any way. 
 
Soy burgers are no good at all, though. You might as well carve a small circular piece off someone's tire, microwave it, and stick it in a bun.
#10 Posted by Geno (6479 posts) - 3 years, 19 days ago

Somebody chose the exact same avatar as me. Weird. I hope it's just a coincidence.  
 
As for the topic, "meatless burgers" is practically an oxymoron. 

#11 Posted by ISuperGamerI (1802 posts) - 3 years, 19 days ago
@Geno said:
" Somebody chose the exact same avatar as me. Weird. I hope it's just a coincidence.   As for the topic, "meatless burgers" is practically an oxymoron.  "
Lol that made me laugh and when I think of a hamburger, I think of meat and bread and/or a bun.
#12 Posted by lazyartist (61 posts) - 3 years, 17 days ago

meatless burgers? what treachery is this?!

#13 Posted by TheGreatGuero (9083 posts) - 3 years, 17 days ago

You should be banned for this heresy!

#14 Posted by MiamiRedHawks (912 posts) - 3 years, 17 days ago

Veggie burgers taste like cardboard. Many of the graduate students in my program eat them. They taste like shit.

#15 Posted by Jayzilla (2428 posts) - 3 years, 17 days ago

why would you shape a vegetarian item like a meat product? that's just straight weird, yo!

#16 Posted by HT101 (1139 posts) - 3 years, 16 days ago
@valtallica:   Meatless and burgers should never be placed in the same sentence, let along right next to each other.  I am a truth sayer and I just dropped a truth bomb on your head sir. 
#17 Posted by hedfone (1736 posts) - 3 years, 16 days ago
@DanielJW said:
" Meatless burgers are blasphemy, and I won't stand for it.  "
#18 Posted by EdIsCool (1122 posts) - 3 years, 16 days ago
@Jayzilla said:
" why would you shape a vegetarian item like a meat product? that's just straight weird, yo! "
Humans like the taste of meat, I used to eat them a bit. I can have a meat like taste and not be a callous fucktard, awesome! 
the chicken ones are better than the beef. You could if you think about it too much be reminded that a lot of idiots get a better version of this taste by killing animals. 
 
Most vegatarians are not saints i.e some may wear leather shoes or eat fish.These people are worse than meat eaters.
#19 Edited by ArchScabby (5809 posts) - 3 years, 16 days ago

It's called a burger because of the hamburger.  Therefore no meat, no burger.  You're eating a sandwich.
 
@EdIsCool said:

" @Jayzilla said:
" why would you shape a vegetarian item like a meat product? that's just straight weird, yo! "
Humans like the taste of meat, I used to eat them a bit. I can have a meat like taste and not be a callous fucktard, awesome! the chicken ones are better than the beef. You could if you think about it too much be reminded that a lot of idiots get a better version of this taste by killing animals.  Most vegatarians are not saints i.e some may wear leather shoes or eat fish.These people are worse than meat eaters. "

I also ate an 8 oz steak last night.  It was so fucking delicious, I might have another every night for the rest of the week.
#20 Posted by TheDuke (229 posts) - 3 years, 11 days ago

how do you make an actual burger without meat
i feel helpless now
if this is happening what else is happening that we don't know

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