Made it this afternoon, please rate using various unique rating systems. 

I'm sorry dude but that looks like a 3 star affair..The bun looks floppy, no doubt softened by the heat of the burger - you should have let it cool and rest. I would have given it a four stars, if it had a proud looking bun - lightly toasted under the grill. The chunky salad is good tho.
 
Flaccid Bun ***

There are leaves on your burger. 4/10

Your burger lacks burger.

Im supposed to eat that?

I rate it cloudy with a chance of rain. It could potentially taste good, but your presentation is lacking, even the lighting on the burger is poor and gloomy.

4/10

2/8931.5

This has given me an idea: make a website, much like those Rate My Rack affairs, where users can give a score to other users' burgers...
 
Shit. Just looked it up and there's already one. Of course there is.

I usually charge for this kind of thing, unless you're a cop, in which case take a left.

I give it four spinach cans outta five.

  @Br3adfan said:

" Your burger lacks burger. "

Poo/10

Where's the meat?!?
 
3/10

As Br3adfan pointed out your burger lacks burger, 4/10.

that looks gross

That looks like a poorly made burger to be perfectly honest. There is no meat!!!!!!!!!!! MEAT!!

I'd eat it, but if I didn't have the opportunity to eat it, I wouldn't regret not eating it.

4/5. Looks delicious.

There is more gherkin than there is burger. That sir, is a travesty.

For some reason, the slice of cheese underneath the meat disturbs me.  Or is that mustard?  And ketchup?  Anyways, that's besides the point because the real problem here is that there is too much green in your hamburger.  And the size of that patty might as well be made by someone at a Wendy's.  So 2/5.

Not only is there an offensive lack of burger, the burger you got looks like it comes from Wendys.  That is a very, very bad thing.
 
1/13

I don't know what these guys are on about. 
 
As a burger, 4 thumbs up (out of six) 
 
As a sandwich... when there are games to be played, fools to be iced, 10/10. 
 
The morning after eating that burger, with all those greens aboard it's moving quickly through the system.... 8.2 on the richter scale. 
 
@rjayb89:  
 
You're right about the cheese being under the meat. An unnatural practice.

Meatness: 2 
Bun: 6 
Lack of Vegetation: 0 
Plating: 2 
Tilt: 3 
 
Total: 2.5 (Not an average)

" Meatness: 2 Bun: 6 Lack of Vegetation: 0 Plating: 2 Tilt: 3  Total: 2.5 (Not an average) "

That burger looks awful. 0/10 for completely inedible.

reminds me of Rogue Warrior

I give it 8 pickles/Ketchup.

I rate it 55/120 Super Mario 64 stars.

For the record it was pretty tasty, but I must agree with the feedback! It definitely could have used more burger and a better bun.  
 Stay tuned for Rate My Burger 2: The Meatquel 

Did you take the picture in your fricken bathroom?  Or your prison cell?
 
.... for that, I give you two major thumbs up. 

3/5  (Right Now)
 
More meat
Cheese ON TOP of said meat
Then Bacon
Nice THICK bun
=5/5

God, you are practically begging people to eat this burger of yours. You are way into Burger Cuckold. 

4 out of 5 Pattycakes. I'd remove the tomato, and then I'd eat it. Believe it or not, I'm not a huge fan of cheddar cheese, which appears to be what you used. I find it to be too greasy. Lots of people are hating on your burger, which I'm sad to see. Surely this is not the world's most beautiful burger, but it's making me hungry, and I like the spinach leaves, it's classy. The pickles do look rather thick, though, but I love pickles on burgers, so I suppose it's fine by me.

i'll give you a 4 on the universal burger scale (UBS)

Dude at least put it on a proper plate.  Plus not enough meat.  But nice try :)

shit that looks poor. im sorry man but i give it a 2 star. out of 5

5/10. Has some promise, but too many things throw it off.

I'll eat it.

That burger does look pretty good. I rate it four adorable dancing penguins wearing scarves out of five. 

if there is more green than brown and yellow, you fucked up.  Here, you fucked up.