Rate My Burger

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#1 Posted by rickolus (90 posts) -

Made it this afternoon, please rate using various unique rating systems. 

#2 Posted by demontium (5084 posts) -
#3 Edited by Linkyshinks (11405 posts) -

I'm sorry dude but that looks like a 3 star affair..The bun looks floppy, no doubt softened by the heat of the burger - you should have let it cool and rest. I would have given it a four stars, if it had a proud looking bun - lightly toasted under the grill. The chunky salad is good tho.
Flaccid Bun ***

#4 Edited by Asurastrike (2256 posts) -

There are leaves on your burger. 4/10

#5 Posted by Breadfan (6803 posts) -

Your burger lacks burger.

#6 Posted by scarace360 (4813 posts) -

Im supposed to eat that?

#7 Posted by Rockanomics (1187 posts) -

I rate it cloudy with a chance of rain. It could potentially taste good, but your presentation is lacking, even the lighting on the burger is poor and gloomy.

#8 Posted by MAN_FLANNEL (2472 posts) -


#9 Posted by demontium (5084 posts) -


#10 Posted by buzz_clik (7287 posts) -

This has given me an idea: make a website, much like those Rate My Rack affairs, where users can give a score to other users' burgers...
Shit. Just looked it up and there's already one. Of course there is.

#11 Posted by Damien (1378 posts) -

I usually charge for this kind of thing, unless you're a cop, in which case take a left.

#12 Posted by Emilio (3582 posts) -

I give it four spinach cans outta five.

#13 Edited by Linkyshinks (11405 posts) -

  @Br3adfan said:

" Your burger lacks burger. "

So true. Any good burgers meat would be bursting at the bun.
I feel like a [good] Burger for Breakfast now... 
The ample use of Gherkin is most disconcerting.
#14 Posted by ShaunassNZ (2233 posts) -


#15 Posted by OllyOxenFree (5008 posts) -

Where's the meat?!?

#16 Posted by Gamer_152 (14300 posts) -

As Br3adfan pointed out your burger lacks burger, 4/10.

#17 Posted by Marz (5746 posts) -

that looks gross

#18 Posted by immike (712 posts) -

That looks like a poorly made burger to be perfectly honest. There is no meat!!!!!!!!!!! MEAT!!

#19 Posted by emkeighcameron (1895 posts) -

I'd eat it, but if I didn't have the opportunity to eat it, I wouldn't regret not eating it.

#20 Posted by natetodamax (19421 posts) -
#21 Posted by guiseppe (2843 posts) -

4/5. Looks delicious.

#22 Posted by Baillie (4595 posts) -

There is more gherkin than there is burger. That sir, is a travesty.

#23 Posted by rjayb89 (7806 posts) -

For some reason, the slice of cheese underneath the meat disturbs me.  Or is that mustard?  And ketchup?  Anyways, that's besides the point because the real problem here is that there is too much green in your hamburger.  And the size of that patty might as well be made by someone at a Wendy's.  So 2/5.

#24 Posted by Ineedaname (4276 posts) -

#25 Posted by HaltIamReptar (2038 posts) -

Not only is there an offensive lack of burger, the burger you got looks like it comes from Wendys.  That is a very, very bad thing.

#26 Edited by DanceDanceKennypants (661 posts) -

I don't know what these guys are on about. 
As a burger, 4 thumbs up (out of six) 
As a sandwich... when there are games to be played, fools to be iced, 10/10. 
The morning after eating that burger, with all those greens aboard it's moving quickly through the system.... 8.2 on the richter scale. 
You're right about the cheese being under the meat. An unnatural practice.

#27 Posted by CharleyTony (1021 posts) -

I would give it a 4/10 
Im sure it tastes great but the visual presentation is awful.  
And I hate pickels, even more when they are half an inch thick !
#28 Posted by MikkaQ (10296 posts) -

Meatness: 2 
Bun: 6 
Lack of Vegetation: 0 
Plating: 2 
Tilt: 3 
Total: 2.5 (Not an average)

#29 Posted by Blair (2557 posts) -
@XII_Sniper said:
" Meatness: 2 Bun: 6 Lack of Vegetation: 0 Plating: 2 Tilt: 3  Total: 2.5 (Not an average) "
Nice touch, but where are the closing comments?
#30 Posted by MikkaQ (10296 posts) -
@Blair: Shiiit spending way too much time on GB I guess.
#31 Posted by c1337us (5877 posts) -

That burger looks awful. 0/10 for completely inedible.

#32 Posted by sandwich_adjustment (703 posts) -

reminds me of Rogue Warrior

#33 Edited by Noodles (543 posts) -

I give it 8 pickles/Ketchup.

#34 Posted by jmrwacko (2539 posts) -

I rate it 55/120 Super Mario 64 stars.

#35 Posted by rickolus (90 posts) -

For the record it was pretty tasty, but I must agree with the feedback! It definitely could have used more burger and a better bun.  
 Stay tuned for Rate My Burger 2: The Meatquel 

#36 Posted by kmdrkul (3499 posts) -

Did you take the picture in your fricken bathroom?  Or your prison cell?
.... for that, I give you two major thumbs up. 

#37 Posted by Coombs (3507 posts) -

3/5  (Right Now)
More meat
Cheese ON TOP of said meat
Then Bacon
Nice THICK bun

#38 Posted by TotalEklypse (982 posts) -

failburger ... 1 out of 5
#39 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3808 posts) -

God, you are practically begging people to eat this burger of yours. You are way into Burger Cuckold. 

#40 Posted by TheGreatGuero (8882 posts) -

4 out of 5 Pattycakes. I'd remove the tomato, and then I'd eat it. Believe it or not, I'm not a huge fan of cheddar cheese, which appears to be what you used. I find it to be too greasy. Lots of people are hating on your burger, which I'm sad to see. Surely this is not the world's most beautiful burger, but it's making me hungry, and I like the spinach leaves, it's classy. The pickles do look rather thick, though, but I love pickles on burgers, so I suppose it's fine by me.

#41 Posted by Jadeskye (4392 posts) -

i'll give you a 4 on the universal burger scale (UBS)

#42 Edited by Tomarlyn (150 posts) -

The onion and gurkin are cut wayyyy too thick. Needs more meat. Looks like you punched the top too hard to get it flat. 
#43 Posted by the_noid (33 posts) -

#44 Posted by Smallville123 (439 posts) -

Dude at least put it on a proper plate.  Plus not enough meat.  But nice try :)

#45 Posted by Ryax (4580 posts) -

shit that looks poor. im sorry man but i give it a 2 star. out of 5

#46 Posted by ALTF4_FOR_COLORS (147 posts) -

I rate your burger: SALAD
#47 Posted by LiquidPrince (16517 posts) -

5/10. Has some promise, but too many things throw it off.

#48 Posted by Seedofpower (4004 posts) -

I'll eat it.

#49 Posted by ApertureSilence (1180 posts) -

That burger does look pretty good. I rate it four adorable dancing penguins wearing scarves out of five. 

#50 Posted by TheHBK (5663 posts) -

if there is more green than brown and yellow, you fucked up.  Here, you fucked up.

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