The Baconator Changed My Life.

#1 Posted by MechaKirby (253 posts) -

I just had a Baconator. It changed my life. I'm seeing the world in a whole new way. The grass seems greener, the sky seems bluer, water seems clearer, our garbage can seems less full of maggots... I almost feel guilty paying Wendy's only $4.50 for it.

Share your own hamburger related life changing stories!

#2 Posted by iam3green (14390 posts) -

i have a simar story:

A couple weeks ago i had a idea of ordering a burger king steak house with bacon...... it was like an orgasm in my mouth!! it was so good.

#3 Posted by Jarlaxle (51 posts) -

I remember the first time I ever had a baconator.  That was a truly glorious day.  I never settle for only one burger, but my friend from work brought one back from Wendy's on her lunch break for me to try out after how she told me she couldn't finish one the night before hand.  I laughed at her because I usually get two or three burgers at a time.

The cheese and the bacon oozed right off the top of that delicious burger.  I've never been more satisfied or full from one burger in my entire life.  I've had many baconator's since, but none come close to that first initial encounter. 

Sometimes a burger hits you just right.

#4 Posted by DJ_Lae (629 posts) -

Descriptions of burgers are never complete without words like 'oozed' or 'gooey' or 'juicy' or 'dripping.' The eating of a burger is almost a sexual experience at times.

#5 Posted by epic_pets (1339 posts) -

wow...well i never get any thing from burgers

#6 Posted by vaca (40 posts) -

$4.50 for a baconator?  So it is 22% smaller than a JitB Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger, but it costs more?  Wendy's is failtime.

#7 Posted by normajean777 (450 posts) -

wow i hate hamburgers esp. with bacon its like fat on top of fat. chicken is the way to go

#8 Posted by Meptron (1099 posts) -

The spicy Baconator with Jalepeno peppers was even better.

But, when it comes to Wendy's my fav is still the Junior Bacon Cheesburger. It's small, but you can order lots of them and they're cheap.

By the way, I live in Canada and I don't know how much of this applies to the States....

#9 Posted by MechaKirby (253 posts) -
vaca said:
"$4.50 for a baconator?  So it is 22% smaller than a JitB Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger, but it costs more?  Wendy's is failtime."
It was the best $4.50 I ever spent.
#10 Posted by hazelnutman (1097 posts) -

I remember the first time I had a baconator.

Every bite was like eating a burger from Heaven. That coupled with chillie and a smoothie made my mouth sore from the awesomeness.

But then I felt like I was about to give birth... that's when I realized that I just ate the epicest burger in the world.

#11 Posted by DoctorTran (1570 posts) -

I love the baconator.... Every time I have one though I feel like i'm  10 years closer to a heart attack.

#12 Posted by FalseDeity (229 posts) -
DoctorTran said:
"I love the baconator.... Every time I have one though I feel like i'm  10 years closer to a heart attack.
"
  Amen. When they came out with that burger, it's like why advocate good health, people will buy it anyway.
#13 Posted by DoctorTran (1570 posts) -
FalseDeity said:
"DoctorTran said:
"I love the baconator.... Every time I have one though I feel like i'm  10 years closer to a heart attack.
"
  Amen. When they came out with that burger, it's like why advocate good health, people will buy it anyway.
"
Too true. Thankfully though we don't have a Wendys in town so... I treat myself whenever we're around one.
#15 Posted by shadowjak (456 posts) -

Baconater is on of the greatest burgers of all time.

My life changing experiance was the first tiem I had a triple whopper. Ah yes, I can see the perfection now. Extra cheese, extra pickles, extra onions (the man's veggie), and of course everything we could expect out of a triple ehopper. Another great time was when I went to eat at the hotel down the street one day, I ordered a bacon burger, thought that was all it would be, they brought out a four-pattied burger with a knife through it to keep it together... and the best part is... it tasted as well as it was presented 0.0

#16 Posted by MadMatr07 (200 posts) -

That baconator changed my life but in a different way.... I shutter when I see the ads now. I will always remember the way it violated me.

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