The Ultimate sandwich, and it is not the Hamburger.

#1 Posted by lockwoodx (2532 posts) -

Behold.... the pizza taco.
 

#2 Edited by FirePrince (1772 posts) -

What.The.Hell.
#3 Posted by TheFreeMan (2712 posts) -

Holy fucking shit.

#4 Posted by supermike6 (3767 posts) -

This is ridiculous. I am baffled. This is baffling. BAFFLING.

#5 Posted by Ineedaname (4276 posts) -

No it's still the hamburger.

#6 Posted by nukesniper (1265 posts) -

Its a pizza taco. Make it again, but with chicken breasts (Scratch that, Bear flanks or something instead) as the crust of the pizza. 
 
Double Down Taco Pizza Sandwich. Don't eat it though, that would kill you and everyone you know just out of the principle of how crazy you would be.

#7 Posted by AhmadMetallic (19303 posts) -
@Ineedaname said:
" No it's still the hamburger. "
#8 Posted by GunnBjorn (2905 posts) -

It sure looks edible, appetizing even. 
Healthy... I don't know.
#9 Posted by Driadon (3081 posts) -

Unless you happen to be Tila Tequila, how the fuck do you fit that much meat into your mouth?!

#10 Posted by Azteck (7416 posts) -

Hamburgers are great, that just looks disgusting. Thus, hamburgers still win.
 
 @Driadon said:

" Unless you happen to be Tila Tequila, how the fuck do you fit that much meat into your mouth?! "
Also, zing!
#11 Posted by Ninjakid7396 (387 posts) -
@FirePrince said:
" What.The.Hell. "
#12 Posted by MrKlorox (11142 posts) -

Oh... so tacos are sandwiches now?

#13 Posted by Jadeskye (4392 posts) -

Heart attack capital of the world strikes gold once again!

#14 Posted by lockwoodx (2532 posts) -
@MrKlorox said:
" Oh... so tacos are sandwiches now? "
The taco pizza is meat between two pieces of bread. The ultimate sandwich!
#15 Posted by Rockanomics (1187 posts) -

I think I just threw up on the inside.

#16 Edited by MrKlorox (11142 posts) -
@Buzzkill said:

" @MrKlorox said:

" Oh... so tacos are sandwiches now? "
The taco pizza is meat between two pieces of bread. The ultimate sandwich! "
But it's one piece of bread, folded. If the "spine" of the taco was disconnected then it would be two pieces, and therefore a sandwich.
 
It's definitely the ultimate taco, though. And in a world flooded with dramatic sandwiches, a taco is a welcome change.
#17 Posted by rflx (597 posts) -

I don't have any pictures, but when I make a turkey-pastrami/prusciotto/cucumber/mayo baguette sandwich, it's pretty goddamn awesome. Oh, and that taco thing looks sickening.

#18 Posted by MAN_FLANNEL (2472 posts) -

A taco isn't a sandwich.

#19 Posted by ColinRyan (303 posts) -

And now I feel sick.

#20 Posted by Gizmo (5467 posts) -

Old picture is old.

#21 Posted by lockwoodx (2532 posts) -
@MAN_FLANNEL said:
" A taco isn't a sandwich. "
Curses!!! Curse you allllllll!!!!!!!
If it wasn't for those meddling kids....
At least this epic trolling got me a full forum level. ;3
 
#22 Posted by MightyMayorMike (448 posts) -

I'd eat it.

#23 Posted by RandomInternetUser (6805 posts) -

WHAT.  THE.  FUCK.  That looks so disgusting.  I mean, this is coming from someone who even thinks the digiorno pizza hamburger thing looked like something I wanted to try.  This thing just looks nasty.

#24 Posted by Mmmslash (2189 posts) -
@MrKlorox:  So the single-fold is no longer sandwich territory? What about when there's only one piece of real bread (none of this loaf end bullshit) left, and you put the contents inside it and fold? Is this no longer a sandwich because it is missing a piece of bread? What if you cut the piece in half, and use it as two pieces?
#25 Edited by TheGreatGuero (8882 posts) -

I'm in love, dude. Though, that's totally not a sandwich. That's more like a mega chalupa.  Otherwise known as a Chalupacabre!

#26 Posted by Gamer_152 (14282 posts) -

Oh my God. I'm feeling a mixture of disgust and being just plain impressed.

Moderator
#27 Posted by lockwoodx (2532 posts) -
@Mmmslash said:
" @MrKlorox:  So the single-fold is no longer sandwich territory? What about when there's only one piece of real bread (none of this loaf end bullshit) left, and you put the contents inside it and fold? Is this no longer a sandwich because it is missing a piece of bread? What if you cut the piece in half, and use it as two pieces? "
Pizza Taco 1 , Hamburger 0
#28 Edited by ZmillA (2345 posts) -

wrong forum dude, this is the hamburger forum

#29 Posted by FinalDasa (2417 posts) -

Not a sandwich! 

Moderator
#30 Posted by Dalai (7773 posts) -
@ZmillA said:
" wrong forum dude, this is the hamburger forum "
If there was a pizza taco forum here, I would live in it forever.
#31 Edited by animateria (3302 posts) -

 

#32 Edited by ZmillA (2345 posts) -
@Dalai said:

" @ZmillA said:

" wrong forum dude, this is the hamburger forum "
If there was a pizza taco forum here, I would live in it forever. "

this should go in either the pizza or the taco forum
#33 Posted by lockwoodx (2532 posts) -
@ZmillA said:
" @Dalai said:

" @ZmillA said:

" wrong forum dude, this is the hamburger forum "
If there was a pizza taco forum here, I would live in it forever. "
this should go in either the pizza or the taco forum "
But it's not a pizza or a taco. It's the Pizza Taco. It roams where it pleases and is the Ultimate sandwich.
#34 Posted by JonathanMoore (1880 posts) -

Oh. My. Goodness.

#35 Posted by BraveToaster (12636 posts) -

That looks disgusting.

#36 Posted by ZmillA (2345 posts) -
@Buzzkill said:
" @ZmillA said:
" @Dalai said:

" @ZmillA said:

" wrong forum dude, this is the hamburger forum "
If there was a pizza taco forum here, I would live in it forever. "
this should go in either the pizza or the taco forum "
But it's not a pizza or a taco. It's the Pizza Taco. It roams where it pleases and is the Ultimate sandwich. "

Im just pointing out that its in the wrong forum
#37 Posted by commandercup (525 posts) -

It doesn't look very good... plus that's no sandwich.

#38 Posted by ZanzibarBreeze (3205 posts) -

I need that.

#39 Posted by nohthink (1370 posts) -

First of all, it's NOT a sandwich. 
 
It is more of a taco if I have to categorize it. 
 
Second of all, even watching it gives me a heartattack

#40 Posted by EdTwo (481 posts) -

what?... why?... no

#41 Posted by MeatSim (10994 posts) -

That's no sandwich. it's a space station!

#42 Posted by ajamafalous (12442 posts) -

#43 Posted by LordAndrew (14588 posts) -

I'm afraid that thing's going to give me a heart attack if I look at it too long.

#44 Posted by SSully (4657 posts) -
@ajamafalous:  
This makes the pizza taco look like a salad. I really cannot convey how i feel about that atrocity. 
#45 Posted by DystopiaX (5378 posts) -
@ajamafalous said:
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sex....SEX!!!

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