Windows 7 Burger from Burger King

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#1 Posted by kitsune_conundrum (1240 posts) -

 
http://gizmodo.com/5387448/japan-welcomes-windows-7-with-seven-layer-whopper-burger 
 
There is nothing I can say.
 
#2 Posted by Kohe321 (3567 posts) -

First family guy, now Burger King? Windows is really pushing this thing...

#3 Posted by nanikore (2755 posts) -

Microsoft is finding weirder and weirder ways to advertise their products...

#4 Posted by crunchUK (6052 posts) -
@nanikore said:
" Microsoft is finding weirder and weirder ways to advertise their products... "
Maybe they have finally realized that IM A PC AND IM 7 YEARS OLD sucks balls
#5 Posted by Linkyshinks (11407 posts) -

If that was made with their Angus beefburger (-my review here), that burger would be awesome, since it's not, it is a pile of crap coming from Burger King. 

#6 Posted by kitsune_conundrum (1240 posts) -
@Linkyshinks: maybe its wagyu and it'll cost over a $100.
#7 Posted by kitsune_conundrum (1240 posts) -

#8 Posted by PureRok (4268 posts) -
@kitsune_conundrum:  He can't even get that in his mouth. That's great.
#9 Posted by Zito (57 posts) -

Hey I want one.... then again I am on a diet and I am a little delusional.

#10 Posted by Weltal (2300 posts) -

God, so terrible. I just saw this on CAG. So much fucking ketchup.
 

#11 Posted by Linkyshinks (11407 posts) -
@Weltal said:
" God, so terrible. I just saw this on CAG. So much fucking ketchup.
 
"
 
 
You need a fair bit of ketchup for lubrication but piling it all on the top and not between the burger slices is plain dumb,. 
 
I'd feel sick for days...but I would eat one if I was really drunk. I can eat most things when drunk....
#12 Posted by wefwefasdf (6730 posts) -

It is kind of funny. It would be better if they weren't taking themselves seriously.
#13 Posted by MeierTheRed (5009 posts) -

The most disgusting thing i have ever seen.

#14 Posted by Mooshu (515 posts) -

You mean to tell me this thing is real? I saw that ad posted on 4chan a few times, I just assumed it was a photoshop. Who the hell in their right mind would eat something like that? Christ.
#15 Posted by mhkjtha (443 posts) -

Could someone tell me what episode of family guy was about windows 7?
 
And i cant beleive that microsoft dare release another OS that DOESNT give us the option to turn off/adjust mouse acceleration, forcing us to regedit.
I have no problem with regediting, i do however have a problem with not being able to play FPS's at my friends houses because they use mouse acceleration. If they let us edit it in the control panel I could just alt-tab and set it to off, and then set it back to whatever they had it at.

#16 Posted by lordofultima (6560 posts) -

"I'm just glad it wasn't Windows 95" - Hilarious.

#17 Posted by FunExplosions (5535 posts) -
@Weltal said:

" God, so terrible. I just saw this on CAG. So much fucking ketchup.
 

"
"I think we're gonna be havin' our own launch party. ... After this."
#18 Posted by RichardLOlson (1904 posts) -

Burgers aside....has anyone tested out Windows 7....I mean how are the specs....is it good....is it worth upgrading to...or should I stick with windows vista?  Please someone let me know....e-mail me if you  have serious opinions about it.

#19 Posted by belaraphon (444 posts) -
@RichardLOlson: 7 is quite tasty indeed. from what i have seen it performs better all around on my system. things are laid out similar to vista so transition won't be too tough. i find that it recognizes new hardware a little better.
 
and finally. a burger that can satisfy me based on my OS.
#20 Posted by Gamer_152 (14281 posts) -

This is so ridiculous I can't help but love it.

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#21 Edited by SJSchmidt93 (4994 posts) -

This is counter-productive, everyone who eats one will die from a heat attack and won't be able to pick up Windows 7. 
 
@RichardLOlson said:

" Burgers aside....has anyone tested out Windows 7....I mean how are the specs....is it good....is it worth upgrading to...or should I stick with windows vista?  Please someone let me know....e-mail me if you  have serious opinions about it. "
Here's a review for it, and I'm sure you could find more.
#22 Posted by Bane (496 posts) -

Jesus, I put on pounds just watching the video.  That's nearly as bad as the cheeseburgers with Krispy Kreme buns.

#23 Posted by Jayzilla (2639 posts) -

Everyone on this forum talks about Jesus a lot. I find that to be the weirdest thing.

#24 Posted by Bucketdeth (8232 posts) -

Wow, good luck eating that beast.

#25 Posted by Willy105 (4915 posts) -

That's going bring me a blue green screen of death. On my body.

#26 Posted by Green_Incarnate (1788 posts) -

I could probably eat one.

#27 Posted by eunao2 (129 posts) -

I want that

#28 Posted by Dalai (7762 posts) -

My circulatory system would crash if I tried to eat one of those.

#29 Posted by addictedtopinescent (3634 posts) -

I would die from eating that, but I'm willing to try

#30 Posted by TheGremp (2082 posts) -

Dude, YES.

#31 Posted by ieatlions (749 posts) -

yumm.

#32 Posted by UnsolvedParadox (1862 posts) -

How has the thread gone this long without a BSoD (Burst Stomach of Death) joke?

#33 Posted by Nonethewiser (143 posts) -

 


3 windows 7 burgers in one picture. dont explode pls.




 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
#34 Posted by Nonethewiser (143 posts) -


it gets super unwieldy very fast... but it refused to it it one half at a time

 
 
 
 
 
 
#35 Posted by NoDeath (854 posts) -

Don't live in Japan? want to try out this monstrosity? Clever instructions can be found here. I take no responsibility for you getting a heart attack.
 
I saw this on a number of other sites already. It is crazy. Japan is crazy.

#36 Posted by MikeHawk (425 posts) -

This was obviously a response to the Big "Mac", am i right?
#37 Posted by buzz_clik (7260 posts) -

I reckon I'd stare that burger down and win.

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#38 Posted by MAN_FLANNEL (2472 posts) -

Needs cheese

#39 Edited by Bigbombomb (698 posts) -

I'd be afraid to eat one of those. 

@MikeHawk said:

" This was obviously a response to the Big "Mac", am i right? "
Ha! Clever!
#40 Posted by PenguinDust (12758 posts) -
@MAN_FLANNEL said:
" Needs cheese "
Exactly!!  I just watched the CheapyD video and even he says it's very dry.  Ugh, that much cow all at once...that's ain't leaving your intestines easily anytime soon.   And yet, I wish they had it in the States because I really want to try one.   Anyone know how much one of these things cost?
#41 Posted by CitizenKane (10681 posts) -

I could definitely eat it, but I would not feel good afterward.

#42 Posted by Kazona (3240 posts) -

All this has achieved is that I want some Burger King now.. .and I'm not even a fan of Burger King.

#43 Posted by Valames (758 posts) -
@lordofultima said:
" "I'm just glad it wasn't Windows 95" - Hilarious. "
That was comedic timing at its best!
#44 Posted by Malchom (101 posts) -

That looks so unhealthy! I want one =P
 
@mhkjtha said:

" Could someone tell me what episode of family guy was about windows 7?  And i cant beleive that microsoft dare release another OS that DOESNT give us the option to turn off/adjust mouse acceleration, forcing us to regedit. I have no problem with regediting, i do however have a problem with not being able to play FPS's at my friends houses because they use mouse acceleration. If they let us edit it in the control panel I could just alt-tab and set it to off, and then set it back to whatever they had it at. "
The episode was cancelled, M$ backed out of the project at the last minute...
 
As for mouse acceleration, there are a lot of settings to play with since XP in the control panel's "mouse" section, in the "pointer options" tab, I'm not quite sure what you are complaining about so angrily though... If that does not suffice your  or your friend's needs I suggest buying a gaming mice like everyone does if they are serious about FPS games mouse settings. Logitech G series and Razer peripherals for example are great and fully customizable! Check it out!
#45 Edited by Pakorn (190 posts) -
@kitsune_conundrum said:

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His shirt should say "Lunch Party."  
  
 

@Malchom
said:
 Logitech G series and Razer peripherals for example are great and fully customizable! Check it out! "
Yep! I have a G9 Mouse and it rocks, theres a toggle right on top for fast DPI adjustments. Also, its got adjustable weights!
#46 Posted by HT101 (1242 posts) -

The Japanese are so fucking crazy.  In a really awesome kind of crazy way though.

#47 Posted by Yukoei (2141 posts) -

Mac burger confirmed? Oh...wait...

#48 Posted by Guided_By_Tigers (8020 posts) -

That's awesome.

#49 Posted by Manatassi (789 posts) -

Hmm bloated, bad for you and just a bad idea in the first place....   Yup thats Windows alright :) 

#50 Posted by drewm135 (259 posts) -

Gah that's horrible..... But I would totally eat one

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