With a fork

First I would spend 10 mintues disassembling it, then it's on.

Pickles make me gag.

Oh god.... I can't eat onions and just looking at that makes me nauseous.

the meat looks like it's already been digested!!

Nope. I hate onions.

A hamburger should be small enough to be picked up by both hands when you bite into it.

That thing looks like you'd need a forklift to handle it.

yes...when i feel particularly masochistic.

Sure, over the course of a week or so.

if i did i would need life insurance

i need a crane to set that in my mouth

Sooo that green shit is lettuce....

I would try but probably fail.

Egad, man! That thing...Well, it's not as bad as the pizza-burger...

Holy mother of shit.  No thanks.

Seeing as it's shaped like a cone, it would be kind of hard to fit in your mouth properly (ignoring the fact that it's already impossible since it's like, a foot tall). And, yeah, onions... Disgusting.

I would think the eating that would create a portal to the meat dimension

No, it actually looks rather disgusting.  Abnormally large food being made just for the sake of being abnormally large is stupid and unappetizing.

With a fork and knife i would, but i think id run a marathon first so when i eat it i don't instantly gain 20 pounds

What's all the shit on the top?

What the hell is all this antipathy towards onions? Fresh onions are delicious. Fried, too. You people are culinary pigmies. 

Appart from the fact that it's too much food for me too eat in one sitting, it looks terribly unnapetizing, no thank you...
Yea that meat looks like cow poop :D

Goodness.

I will send this to some african village and that would feed the whole place for a week.

I would

Only Bill Clinton would enjoy a of Burger of that magnitude... If you took the lettuce off you could make a salad

I would destroy that burger because when a dish is put in front of me it is a challange. The battle is on. It's all like haha eat me. And I never back down from a challange.

I doubt I would ever eat a burger of that size, I bet its dry.

why does it have green bushes in it?

yes if i had a few days