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Posted 1 year ago
Drink that best complements a good burger.
Topic started by BiffMcBlumpkin on Aug. 7, 2008.
Last post by ReapersPuppy 3 months, 1 week ago.
Post by Hexpane (1,111 posts) See mini bio
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BiffMcBlumpkin said:
2ndly the idea of drinking milk is vile. Milk is not a drink, it is liquid food. Milk is for babies. And cow milk is for baby cows. If you insist on having this baby food fetish, you should man up and drink it straight from the human boob.
Adults drinking the breast milk of a hefer is similar to drinking crocodile poop. Sure it's legal in most states, but that does not make it any less of a sin against beverages.
Would you put a bunch of crushed green beans into a glass, pour 6 oz of corn syrup on top and declare that a refreshing beverage? Of course you may, because that is the exact same thing as this "chocolate milk" you speak of.
That being said I mostly agree w/ the commoners who have championed classic coke in a cold/frosty glass. While coke is also filled w/ the devil's piss (corn syrup) their magically evil formula at least does not have the viscosity of monkey spunk, like chocolate milk does.
"I like your posts Biff, I really do. But first of all, Hersey's makes the worst chocolate in the world. Their "chocolate" is like 98% corn syrup. I plead w/ you to try a real chocolate. Anything but that vile Hersey's. Hersey's chocolate is like Dominos is to pizza. It resembles pizza, millions of fat americans think it is pizza, but it is not pizza. It simply has ingredients that look a little like what you would put on a pizza.Not including beer, otherwise that would dominate the answers.
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The answer is ice cold chocolate milk made with Hershey's and whole milk. After the two ingredients are combined, it must be put in the freezer for 15 minutes. People sometimes scoff at a grown man drinking chocolate milk, those kinds of people are enormous shitheads.
2ndly the idea of drinking milk is vile. Milk is not a drink, it is liquid food. Milk is for babies. And cow milk is for baby cows. If you insist on having this baby food fetish, you should man up and drink it straight from the human boob.
Adults drinking the breast milk of a hefer is similar to drinking crocodile poop. Sure it's legal in most states, but that does not make it any less of a sin against beverages.
Would you put a bunch of crushed green beans into a glass, pour 6 oz of corn syrup on top and declare that a refreshing beverage? Of course you may, because that is the exact same thing as this "chocolate milk" you speak of.
That being said I mostly agree w/ the commoners who have championed classic coke in a cold/frosty glass. While coke is also filled w/ the devil's piss (corn syrup) their magically evil formula at least does not have the viscosity of monkey spunk, like chocolate milk does.
Posted 11 months, 3 weeks ago
Post by Gunner (2,841 posts) See mini bio
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Hexpane said:
as for milk, you are fucking crazy if you think crushing green beans is the same thing as chocolate milk.
Also, blind taste test prove that people cannot tell the difference between sugar and corn syrup.
"BiffMcBlumpkin said:If its not chocolate than what is it? It is infact chocolate, the only thing that makes it different from its eropean counterparts is the fast that Hersey used sour milk to make his chocolate bar because it made the chocolate easier to produce. Thats why there is a distinct sour flavor to the chocolate that millions of people love."I like your posts Biff, I really do. But first of all, Hersey's makes the worst chocolate in the world. Their "chocolate" is like 98% corn syrup. I plead w/ you to try a real chocolate. Anything but that vile Hersey's. Hersey's chocolate is like Dominos is to pizza. It resembles pizza, millions of fat americans think it is pizza, but it is not pizza. It simply has ingredients that look a little like what you would put on a pizza.Not including beer, otherwise that would dominate the answers.
"
The answer is ice cold chocolate milk made with Hershey's and whole milk. After the two ingredients are combined, it must be put in the freezer for 15 minutes. People sometimes scoff at a grown man drinking chocolate milk, those kinds of people are enormous shitheads.
2ndly the idea of drinking milk is vile. Milk is not a drink, it is liquid food. Milk is for babies. And cow milk is for baby cows. If you insist on having this baby food fetish, you should man up and drink it straight from the human boob.
Adults drinking the breast milk of a hefer is similar to drinking crocodile poop. Sure it's legal in most states, but that does not make it any less of a sin against beverages.
Would you put a bunch of crushed green beans into a glass, pour 6 oz of corn syrup on top and declare that a refreshing beverage? Of course you may, because that is the exact same thing as this "chocolate milk" you speak of.
That being said I mostly agree w/ the commoners who have championed classic coke in a cold/frosty glass. While coke is also filled w/ the devil's piss (corn syrup) their magically evil formula at least does not have the viscosity of monkey spunk, like chocolate milk does.
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as for milk, you are fucking crazy if you think crushing green beans is the same thing as chocolate milk.
Also, blind taste test prove that people cannot tell the difference between sugar and corn syrup.
Posted 11 months, 3 weeks ago
Post by Hexpane (1,111 posts) See mini bio
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Gunner said:
Where did you hear people can not tell the diff between pure cane sugar and corn syrup??? Was that perhaps a study funded by the corn refiners of america? The same lobby group that has commercials on TV now trying to promote corn syrup as good? ROFL
Face it, america got bamboozled for decades by the corn lobbies. Corn is a federally subsidized product. Corn refiners are essentially WELFARE corporations sucking tax dollars to overproduce corn, and instead of just selling corn, they overly process it into a syrup and it goes into almost every processed food you can buy.
That is called WELFARE, socialism and dietary dictatorship.
Corn Syrup is the devil's piss!~
Hersey's uses corn syrup and a has a lower % cocoa. That's what makes it "less chocolate" and it also tastes horrible. There are plenty of USA made chocolates w/ a high cocoa %. Millions of people eat herseys the same reason millions of people bought Nsync albums. Millions of people are sheep, have poor tastes, and let advertising decide what they should like.If its not chocolate than what is it? It is infact chocolate, the only thing that makes it different from its eropean counterparts is the fast that Hersey used sour milk to make his chocolate bar because it made the chocolate easier to produce. Thats why there is a distinct sour flavor to the chocolate that millions of people love.
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as for milk, you are fucking crazy if you think crushing green beans is the same thing as chocolate milk.
Also, blind taste test prove that people cannot tell the difference between sugar and corn syrup."
Where did you hear people can not tell the diff between pure cane sugar and corn syrup??? Was that perhaps a study funded by the corn refiners of america? The same lobby group that has commercials on TV now trying to promote corn syrup as good? ROFL
Face it, america got bamboozled for decades by the corn lobbies. Corn is a federally subsidized product. Corn refiners are essentially WELFARE corporations sucking tax dollars to overproduce corn, and instead of just selling corn, they overly process it into a syrup and it goes into almost every processed food you can buy.
That is called WELFARE, socialism and dietary dictatorship.
Corn Syrup is the devil's piss!~
Posted 11 months, 3 weeks ago
Post by Gunslinger (65 posts) See mini bio
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If I'm having a burger, the drink has to be something that goes with the burger, so nothing fizzy is really that good to me...
Usually, I go for some Ribena, or some good milk.
But if I'm having milk, it HAS to be in a cylindrical glass.
A small glass will not do at all.
Usually, I go for some Ribena, or some good milk.
But if I'm having milk, it HAS to be in a cylindrical glass.
A small glass will not do at all.
Posted 11 months ago
