Hamburger

This post relates to: Hamburger, The Burger King

Two years ago, Burger King released 3 budget titles starring everybody's creepy pitchman.  And after having played Sneak King for about 10 minutes, I was a new man... 5 minutes after that, I reverted back to normal.  It was a clever way to promote both delicious burgers and the 360 console.  Now, it's Nintendo's turn, but their promotion is much less exciting.  No, our King will not churn any shovelware... the Wii has plenty already.  Get one of those swanky Crown Cards, and you'll be in the running for a Wii.

And if you're wondering, my Double Stacker meal was delicious.

This post relates to: Sandwich, Hamburger

That's right, and it's delicious! So stop messaging me.

This post relates to: Taco, Hamburger, Pizza, Meat, Cheese, Rare Candy

We all remember lunchables right? It was mothers way of saying... screw you son/daughter I don't feel like making you a B&J Sandwich, here's some crap with crackers. 

And we liked them... we also picked our noses, thought girls sucked, and used to think the Transformers and GI-Joe had great story lines ... Point is, we used to be borderline brain dead.

Well a lot has changed since then... Optimus Prime likes to say "My bad" ... GI-Joe is now a world peacekeeping Unit, I have a GF and blow my nose now. Lunchables? Well they got 10 time more awesome.

You can check out the full line of products on the "mom" site kraftfoods.com But i'll share with you, some of the "good ones".

Burgers

Now keep in mind, these are not warm... you are eating cold meat patties... that's why the cheese isn't melted and why the burgers are kind of an unnatural color of gray and dirt... (like WhiteCastle burgers) Oh and that crap, corn infested looking nugget is actually a candy bar. Yum.

So in conclusion, cold dirt patty with crap looking candy bar.... I love you mom.

Pizza

Notice how even the box art has 5 or 6 slivers of (what they want us to believe is) cheese on it. I guess they thought, "I bet they really want to see that ketchup like crap we call a sauce and the almost disk like pepperoni slices, we call processed meat products." We don't.
Again, you eat this cold... now I know what you're thinking... I eat cold pizza the next day... THAT PIZZA WAS COOKED! This is just raw pizza (like) ingredients. 

Just blows my mind

Wtf is this box trying to say? If you look closely enough, it almost looks like one of the nuggets has a wart, or some kind of zit on it. Do they want us to down 2 chicken nuggets then poor a crap load of sour sprinkle in with it? WTF would that even taste like? I'm guessing better then this...

Tacos 

So, they made tacos, and this, well this is the "meat" so instead of giving you cold chuck meat you get a paste... a freakin paste? You squeeze meat out of a ketchup packet and put it on something... it doesn't matter what you put it on, you're still eating toothpaste meat!

Here's the end product...

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0753/8.jpg

Oh boy, doesn't that look freakin good? Again, you eat this cold. So just go for it. 

I'm sure it has a taste combination of Taco bell, salt and dog ass.

I've decided to buy one of these packages and post my adventure on flickr and here.
More to come...

This post relates to: Hamburger

How does a guy like me manage to go from waking up at 12:45 PM to 2:30 AM the following day WITHOUT EATING?!

I wasn't even HUNGRY?! How the hell did this happen? The only thing I've had today was a pair of 20 oz. Mountain Dew LiveWires. Those don't curb my hunger, and yet, here it is, 2:30 in the morning, and I'm just NOW feeling hungery after a marathon session of Rock Band starting off with 90 minutes of drums!!

I'm confounded...

This post relates to: Hamburger

http://www.giantbomb.com/hamburger/93-9/video-review-cheesy-bacon-chicken-sandwich/35-11818/

go there and see/talk about it :)

This post relates to: Uncharted: Drake's Fortune, Soul Calibur IV, Breast Bounce, skate., Madden NFL 09, Sex, Hamburger

so i found out i can afford a game and some PSN things, but idk what game to get. I have narrowed it down too Madden 09, SKATE, UnCharted Drakes fortune, or soul calibur 4.
MADDEN: Im not to sure if i want another football game, Iv pretty much been playing madden 06 for the ps2, its still ok, does 09 do anything worth upgrading for?
SKATE: I was a huge fan of the THPS series until after AW, i rented this and its pretty awesome.
Uncharted: so i heared this is pretty much tomb raider, wasent a big fan of TR but do trophies now make it worth it?
Soul Calibur: WOW, iv never been a fighting game fan, except tekken 2, but watching videos it looks great, is the character creation deep? pretty much this is a seller for me if it is.

So, im torn, i think theres something good for all these games, but what one is going to be the best? Also im getting Super STardustHD and the new rock band song pack too.


*EDIT* after some thought i decided to narrow it down to madden 09 and soul calibur 4, whats your call?

This post relates to: Hamburger

This post relates to: Hamburger

If there is one thing that I learned about gamers this week, it's that they love hamburgers.  No love for fries, though.