A hamburger is a hunk of ground beef served between two pieces of bun-configured bread. Hamburgers are often served with a variety of toppings and condiments. It is named for the region in which it was invented, not for the kind of meat (as is often mistakenly suggested).
Next time you go to mcdonnalds to order a bigmac, order a GhettoMac instead, for only 99 cents.
i recently got a job at mcdonnalds, and a guy comes in every day at lunch and orders a double cheeseburger with mac stuff (pickles onions lettuce cheese, and mac sauce) and because he doesnt ask for the middle bun, we have to charge him for the double cheeseburger instead of the big mac.
if getting 99cent ghetto macs instead of regular big macs does something for your bank account, then you might want to investigate other nutritionnal sources ...
"Next time you go to mcdonnalds to order a bigmac, order a GhettoMac instead, for only 99 cents.
i recently got a job at mcdonnalds, and a guy comes in every day at lunch and orders a double cheeseburger with mac stuff (pickles onions lettuce cheese, and mac sauce) and because he doesnt ask for the middle bun, we have to charge him for the double cheeseburger instead of the big mac.
so there you go. go con your way to a Ghetto Mac"
Don't you charge extra for the mac sauce lettuce and stuff?
Sure it might be less than the big mac, but don't it still cost more than 99 cents.
I totally need to try this next time I am at a McDonalds. Except they charge extra for lettuce at my local McDonalds... so the sandwich would be like $1.39.
A buddy of mine makes what he calls the Ark. He buys the bacon cheeseburger, nuggets, and fries. He opens it up and puts a layer of fries and nuggets inside of it. His reasoning for calling it the ark is because it has every type of animal.
"A buddy of mine makes what he calls the Ark. He buys the bacon cheeseburger, nuggets, and fries. He opens it up and puts a layer of fries and nuggets inside of it. His reasoning for calling it the ark is because it has every type of animal."
"A buddy of mine makes what he calls the Ark. He buys the bacon cheeseburger, nuggets, and fries. He opens it up and puts a layer of fries and nuggets inside of it. His reasoning for calling it the ark is because it has every type of animal."
That just makes me miss the Arch Deluxe, what a great burger that was.
"A buddy of mine makes what he calls the Ark. He buys the bacon cheeseburger, nuggets, and fries. He opens it up and puts a layer of fries and nuggets inside of it. His reasoning for calling it the ark is because it has every type of animal."
I didnt know potatoes are animals."
That's why your not a fucking scientist! Everyone knows potatoes were created by God in His image.
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And eww at McDonalds. Nasty shit. Go somewhere where they know how to make a real burger.
One of the best burgers I've ever had is at Johnny Rockets, in Providence, RI. So good. Used to go there all the time. Had a similar one at Bobby Flay's place in Long Island, but still not as good.
pickles are the devil, that garbage on a big mac is pointless anyway. Plain double cheeseburger for 99cents can't be beat if you homeless or elderly with no teeth, or both
"A buddy of mine makes what he calls the Ark. He buys the bacon cheeseburger, nuggets, and fries. He opens it up and puts a layer of fries and nuggets inside of it. His reasoning for calling it the ark is because it has every type of animal."
I didnt know potatoes are animals."
That's why your not a fucking scientist! Everyone knows potatoes were created by God in His image.
"Ghetto Mac, that's hilarious. Honestly though, I can order 4 double cheeseburgers and eat for only 5 dollars. How is that even possible? LOL"
factory farm hormone infested cows fed government subsidized corn.
Basically fat people can eat for almost nothing in this country because the Corn Refiners of America lobby group has pumped so much semen into washington senators etc...we have this "food pyramid" that is based on corn fed fatness. It's the middle class like me that are subsidizing obesity. We pay tons of taxes so that money can go to uber rich factory farm corporations who get WELFARE from the government to overproduce corn so we can feed it to imprisoned cows. And those chicken nuggets are also cheap for a reason captioncaptioncaption
"Ghetto Mac, that's hilarious. Honestly though, I can order 4 double cheeseburgers and eat for only 5 dollars. How is that even possible? LOL"
factory farm hormone infested cows fed government subsidized corn.
Basically fat people can eat for almost nothing in this country because the Corn Refiners of America lobby group has pumped so much semen into washington senators etc...we have this "food pyramid" that is based on corn fed fatness. It's the middle class like me that are subsidizing obesity. We pay tons of taxes so that money can go to uber rich factory farm corporations who get WELFARE from the government to overproduce corn so we can feed it to imprisoned cows. And those chicken nuggets are also cheap for a reason captioncaptioncaption"
"A buddy of mine makes what he calls the Ark. He buys the bacon cheeseburger, nuggets, and fries. He opens it up and puts a layer of fries and nuggets inside of it. His reasoning for calling it the ark is because it has every type of animal."
I didnt know potatoes are animals."
That's why your not a fucking scientist! Everyone knows potatoes were created by God in His image.
caption
And eww at McDonalds. Nasty shit. Go somewhere where they know how to make a real burger."
......wow.......that's a pretty convincing argument. You've made me see the world in a new light.
"Ghetto Mac, that's hilarious. Honestly though, I can order 4 double cheeseburgers and eat for only 5 dollars. How is that even possible? LOL"
factory farm hormone infested cows fed government subsidized corn.
Basically fat people can eat for almost nothing in this country because the Corn Refiners of America lobby group has pumped so much semen into washington senators etc...we have this "food pyramid" that is based on corn fed fatness. It's the middle class like me that are subsidizing obesity. We pay tons of taxes so that money can go to uber rich factory farm corporations who get WELFARE from the government to overproduce corn so we can feed it to imprisoned cows. And those chicken nuggets are also cheap for a reason captioncaptioncaption"
SHUT UP PETA IM EATING MCDONALDS"
I am not PETA. In fact I just ate some FREE RANGE ORGANIC white mean chicken last night, it was delicious, And the chicken I ate was actually allowed to run around outside for a few months and live life as a chicken and not a tortured slave.
"^^chicken cannot be organic, by the very definition of organic. ^^"
100% wrong. First up, the term "organic" is a very loose term for food. In general it means little to no hormones/pesticides etc... For a chicken to be "organic" that means it can not have antibiotic injections and is fed organic feed. Cows same deal. "Organic, free range beef" differs in that the cows are outside, eating normal stuff (mostly grass) and that grass is organic, (not treated w/ chems).
"Normal" beef/chicken is raised in factory farm prison like conditions, they are fed corn that was treated w/ pesticides and they get injections w/ dirty needles and spend all day standing in their own feces and often on top of other dead cows/chickens.
Chickens that are not free range organic spend all day sitting down in a cramped cage shitting on each other's heads and being force fed.
Id rather have cows that are bred to be killed and eaten, rather than eat cows that frolic and play in the fields for a few months before they're slaughtered.
"Id rather have cows that are bred to be killed and eaten, rather than eat cows that frolic and play in the fields for a few months before they're slaughtered."
So you'd rather eat meat from a sickly animal that is tortured and covered in hormone infested fecal matter why exactly?
Do you like fecal flecks on your burgers? Are you against animals living in their natural state?
Given the choice between meat from an animal that breathed fresh air, ate clean grass and got exercise vs. an animal that is sickly, depressed and full of chemicals and bacteria...
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