Self Introduction Blog

Posted by drcocktopus (60 posts) -
About Me:
 
Name: Classified
Age: Mid 30's
Weight: 260 
Race: Punjab/Cockasian
Location: $0UTH S1D3
Sexual Orientation: Bi 
Relationship Status: It's Complicated  
 
Hello everyone, I would like to introduce myself to the GB community. I have been a long time lurker and would like to start my posting off with a bang. I love video games more than life itself. The sensation I get from starting up a game has nearly become a sexual experience for me. Not only does my heart start to race but my vein invaded shaft begins to harden and tingle, it's truly incredible.  
 
Topic:
 
I figure this blog may as well have a topic to promote discussion. Sound is a big part of video games today and has become a key aspect of first person shooters for me. When I decide to pull the trigger of a weapon aimed at the skull of a human, mutant or myself, I expect to hear a satisfying blast. Something that really makes you fly back in your seat and scream in pleasure but also a bit from pain.
 
I have recently been playing through the critically acclaimed title DOOM 3 and I have to say that I have never been so unsatisfied with the sound of a weapon. The pistol makes no more than a pathetic, drooling, pop. Much like Verne Troyer in his latest sex tape. I feel like I am hitting the enemies to death with my bullets, not blasting through their fucking emotionless domes!
 
Now take even a simple game like Killing Floor and there is some real satisfaction with their weapons. When I shoot a fucking head off, it makes me wanna make my head shoot off! It gets me hard as a fucking diamond! It gets me READY TO FUCK! Just the simplest element of this game brings so much more to the table for me and I love it...I FUCKING LOVE IT! 
My love for a good headshot isn't just limited to video games. I would like to take you back to the year 1987 where Budd Dwyer committed suicide by shooting himself in the mouth with a revolver during a televised press conference at his office in Harrisburg. I shall not be posting the controversial video but it takes nothing more than a google search to find the footage. Here's a sneak peak...
 lmao.jpg
Well I hope I have made a good first impression and wish everyone the best. I hope to continue my blogs and would like to hear your input on the topic that has become so passionate for me.  
 
Cheers
#1 Posted by drcocktopus (60 posts) -
About Me:
 
Name: Classified
Age: Mid 30's
Weight: 260 
Race: Punjab/Cockasian
Location: $0UTH S1D3
Sexual Orientation: Bi 
Relationship Status: It's Complicated  
 
Hello everyone, I would like to introduce myself to the GB community. I have been a long time lurker and would like to start my posting off with a bang. I love video games more than life itself. The sensation I get from starting up a game has nearly become a sexual experience for me. Not only does my heart start to race but my vein invaded shaft begins to harden and tingle, it's truly incredible.  
 
Topic:
 
I figure this blog may as well have a topic to promote discussion. Sound is a big part of video games today and has become a key aspect of first person shooters for me. When I decide to pull the trigger of a weapon aimed at the skull of a human, mutant or myself, I expect to hear a satisfying blast. Something that really makes you fly back in your seat and scream in pleasure but also a bit from pain.
 
I have recently been playing through the critically acclaimed title DOOM 3 and I have to say that I have never been so unsatisfied with the sound of a weapon. The pistol makes no more than a pathetic, drooling, pop. Much like Verne Troyer in his latest sex tape. I feel like I am hitting the enemies to death with my bullets, not blasting through their fucking emotionless domes!
 
Now take even a simple game like Killing Floor and there is some real satisfaction with their weapons. When I shoot a fucking head off, it makes me wanna make my head shoot off! It gets me hard as a fucking diamond! It gets me READY TO FUCK! Just the simplest element of this game brings so much more to the table for me and I love it...I FUCKING LOVE IT! 
My love for a good headshot isn't just limited to video games. I would like to take you back to the year 1987 where Budd Dwyer committed suicide by shooting himself in the mouth with a revolver during a televised press conference at his office in Harrisburg. I shall not be posting the controversial video but it takes nothing more than a google search to find the footage. Here's a sneak peak...
 lmao.jpg
Well I hope I have made a good first impression and wish everyone the best. I hope to continue my blogs and would like to hear your input on the topic that has become so passionate for me.  
 
Cheers
#2 Posted by MichaelBach (884 posts) -

Welcome to the active comunity, can't argue with your post, videogames and headsots are awesome!

#3 Posted by pwnasaurus (1286 posts) -

hello, welcome to GB. i dont know what else to say to this post

#4 Posted by mrcool11 (469 posts) -

  
  i have what you are searching for
#5 Posted by JJWeatherman (14558 posts) -
@drcocktopus said:
" Well I hope I have made a good first impression... "
Yeeeaaah....
#6 Posted by drcocktopus (60 posts) -
@mrcool11: I actually want to see some FUCKING DOMES GET ROCKED!
#7 Posted by ReyGitano (2467 posts) -

Welcome :/

#8 Posted by natetodamax (19206 posts) -
@drcocktopus said:

The sensation I get from starting up a game has nearly become a sexual experience for me. Not only does my heart start to race but my vein invaded shaft begins to harden and tingle, it's truly incredible.  

That is one of the greatest things I've read on Giant Bomb. Welcome!
#9 Posted by Afroman269 (7387 posts) -
@natetodamax said:
" @drcocktopus said:

The sensation I get from starting up a game has nearly become a sexual experience for me. Not only does my heart start to race but my vein invaded shaft begins to harden and tingle, it's truly incredible.  

That is one of the greatest things I've read on Giant Bomb. Welcome! "
lol this. That statement is awesome for all the wrong reasons.
#10 Posted by drcocktopus (60 posts) -
@natetodamax:  Glad you like it :)

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