Everybody needs some lovin', and sometimes the best way to get it is to throw your entire personality out for the world to see, judge, and inevitably reject. This is the giantbomb lonely hearts thread, where users must compose and pitch, in only a few short sentences, their hook unto which the many fish in the sea may bite. The catch is that it must be videogame themed.
Do you accept this challenge?
Then go forth.
Tall handsome mage seeks epic mount to grind with on Saturday nights. No trolls please.
Now you go.