Miserable man in a black coat, looking for a fit and dangerous woman whose boobs i can dual wield as i push her payne to the max. call me 555-ive-gone-bald
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" Male assassin seeks female assassin for fun with my hidden blade. "You give new meaning to: "Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!"
"I get that a lot."
is my response to your latest wall post.
Mwahahahahahaha
This thread is seriously weird.
Uh... exhausted savior of the galaxy looking for someone to feed his fish? Must be red haired.
"Slightly underage female seeks male with no aversion mild pedophilia, perversion, tentacles and akward boob physics. "
akward boob physics.... dare I ask?! ^^
" @Gamer_152 said:Go, let's say... load up the chapter where Eli Vance makes the joke, "We've all got to do our part," near the end of Episode 2. There's a family picture of Eli, Alyx, and the mother, in the bookcase. Like Davey pointed out to you guys HALF DOES NOT MAKE FULL. Also, don't Google search Alyx Vance without the filter on." @dudeglove said:She could also be half Asian if her mom was Asian you know. "" @Vinchenzo said:Alyx is half-black, her father is Eli Vance. "" A free man seeks half-Asian pusseh. "I'm pretty sure Alyx is half black. "
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