Hitman fan made short film

#1 Edited by YOU_DIED (703 posts) -

Awesome and hilarious at the same time, this is actually better than the movie:

BE CAREFUL DOWN THERE, THAT WATER IS WET

#2 Edited by Rainbowkisses (472 posts) -

This was pretty great.

I think this may count as spam though

#3 Posted by hbkdx12 (779 posts) -

That was pretty cool with the sole discrepancy being that he grabbed his/a suit from the dudes room. 
 
Part of the allure for hitman surely is putting your suit back on where you left it after doing all your dirt and walking out like a boss.

#4 Posted by Glottery (1361 posts) -

@hbkdx12 said:

Part of the allure for hitman surely is putting your suit back on where you left it after doing all your dirt and walking out like a boss.

I'm glad to see, that I'm not the only person to do this.

#5 Posted by Getz (3140 posts) -

@GetEveryone said:

@JMatrix said:

@hbkdx12 said:

Part of the allure for hitman surely is putting your suit back on where you left it after doing all your dirt and walking out like a boss.

I'm glad to see, that I'm not the only person to do this.

Didn't you have to do that to get 'Silent Assassin'?

Yeah I was gonna say I think a lot of people do that so they don't have to pay the "suit retrieval fee." Fucking government murder programs always trying to nickel-and-dime you...

#6 Posted by Vinny_Says (5721 posts) -

definitely not a silent assassin ranking on that one.

#7 Posted by GetEveryone (4458 posts) -

@JMatrix said:

@hbkdx12 said:

Part of the allure for hitman surely is putting your suit back on where you left it after doing all your dirt and walking out like a boss.

I'm glad to see, that I'm not the only person to do this.

Didn't you have to do that to get 'Silent Assassin'?

#8 Posted by Glottery (1361 posts) -

@Getz: @Getz said:

@GetEveryone said:

@JMatrix said:

@hbkdx12 said:

Part of the allure for hitman surely is putting your suit back on where you left it after doing all your dirt and walking out like a boss.

I'm glad to see, that I'm not the only person to do this.

Didn't you have to do that to get 'Silent Assassin'?

Yeah I was gonna say I think a lot of people do that so they don't have to pay the "suit retrieval fee." Fucking government murder programs always trying to nickel-and-dime you...

Oh, I guess that was the case, now that you mentioned it. But I did like to do it just for the fun of it!

#9 Edited by Abendlaender (2867 posts) -

It's not really a "fan" film cause it was sponsored by Square if I'm not mistaken.

Still pretty cool and the guy looks so much more like 47 then Olyphant ever did.

#10 Posted by Incapability (215 posts) -

"We have a situation here!"

Guards are now looking for a suspicious porn director.

#11 Posted by Napalm (9020 posts) -

Freddie Wong and his guys are doing amazing stuff. They have been, for years, actually.

#12 Posted by Tennmuerti (8172 posts) -

This was surprisingly non painful to watch.

#13 Posted by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -

All the stuff Freddie Wong and his crew makes is fantastic. 
Even their Webseries Video Game High School is pretty great.

#14 Posted by VierasTalo (911 posts) -

Huh, FreddieW without blood mist. I might actually watch more of his stuff if he finally got rid of that awful effect.

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#15 Posted by Kyreo (4600 posts) -

@Vinny_Says said:

definitely not a silent assassin ranking on that one.

Haha! Certainly not.

#16 Posted by onarum (2229 posts) -

ok, that was fucking awesome.

#17 Posted by Lugburz (40 posts) -

That was guilty pleasure.

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