Booth: "i'm an actor from the motion pictures and I don't know the first thing about video games, so why don't you go ahead and ask me about them. Oh, that reminds me, I've been playing these games for ever. Donkey Kong for example, everyone knows this is the prequel to Hitman, even auditioned for it, turns out they didn't need mo cap so when I finally got the chance to do this I did, so here I am, doing a video game. "

Nameless, Faceless, Voiceless, Generic Title Card: "How is mo-capping for video games different from acting in the movies?"

Booth: "It's surreal, there's a camera in front of your face."

Nameless, Faceless, Voiceless, Generic Title Card: "So, Shannon, you're a model and an actress, is that last part still accurate?"

Sossamon: "Yes" (with a feeble gorgeous smile).

Nameless, Faceless, Voiceless, Generic Title Card: "So how is it different from acting in the movies, Shannon?"

Sossamon: "I wish I had bigger boobs, I mean, It's not so different from the movies after all."

Nameless, Faceless, Voiceless, Generic Title Card: Have you ever played video games?

Sossamon: "I plan on playing Hitman 5, which is the name of this game apparently, If Square Enix sends me a copy."

Nameless, Faceless, Voiceless, Generic Title Card: "And now let's watch the cut-scene we've been building up to":

Sossamon's Character: My Jaw hurts. Guess I have to get used to these awkward facial animations they gave me.

Booth's Character: All right, I'm green lighting this project.

Audience: "..."

Tense music builds up to a climactic ...erm, silence. Flashes of Agent 47 are seen as he shoots obscured targets. BANG. BANG. BANG.

Fade To Black.

Hitman Absymal will hit stores in 2012.

Shannon Sossamon and Powers Boothe are in it!

Booth: "i'm an actor from the motion pictures and I don't know the first thing about video games, so why don't you go ahead and ask me about them. Oh, that reminds me, I've been playing these games for ever. Donkey Kong for example, everyone knows this is the prequel to Hitman, even auditioned for it, turns out they didn't need mo cap so when I finally got the chance to do this I did, so here I am, doing a video game. "

Nameless, Faceless, Voiceless, Generic Title Card: "How is mo-capping for video games different from acting in the movies?"

Booth: "It's surreal, there's a camera in front of your face."

Nameless, Faceless, Voiceless, Generic Title Card: "So, Shannon, you're a model and an actress, is that last part still accurate?"

Sossamon: "Yes" (with a feeble gorgeous smile).

Nameless, Faceless, Voiceless, Generic Title Card: "So how is it different from acting in the movies, Shannon?"

Sossamon: "I wish I had bigger boobs, I mean, It's not so different from the movies after all."

Nameless, Faceless, Voiceless, Generic Title Card: Have you ever played video games?

Sossamon: "I plan on playing Hitman 5, which is the name of this game apparently, If Square Enix sends me a copy."

Nameless, Faceless, Voiceless, Generic Title Card: "And now let's watch the cut-scene we've been building up to":

Sossamon's Character: My Jaw hurts. Guess I have to get used to these awkward facial animations they gave me.

Booth's Character: All right, I'm green lighting this project.

Audience: "..."

Tense music builds up to a climactic ...erm, silence. Flashes of Agent 47 are seen as he shoots obscured targets. BANG. BANG. BANG.

Fade To Black.

Hitman Absymal will hit stores in 2012.

Shannon Sossamon and Powers Boothe are in it!

This feature was painful to watch... Looking forward to the game though!