I'll just leave this here...

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#1 Posted by RazorN17 (8 posts) -
#2 Posted by BraveToaster (12588 posts) -

Hey look, everyone! It's something stupid.

#3 Edited by Xdsk (268 posts) -

What is this fuckery? 
Having looked at it some more, i see it is a witty attack at the current state of the video game industry. Well played sir, well played. ¬¬

#4 Posted by AjayRaz (12476 posts) -

man dis funny lol 

#5 Posted by Hector (3378 posts) -


#6 Posted by Manhattan_Project (2174 posts) -

The only good thing about this thread is OPs icon.

#7 Posted by PhatSeeJay (3322 posts) -

So... shit like this is still funny?

#8 Edited by AhmadMetallic (18954 posts) -

Ghost Recon, Far Cry, Splinter Cell, Hitman, F.E.A.R
they've all lost the things that made each one unique and have gone ACTIONY 

Makin' Dis Shit Accessible (TM) since 2007

#9 Posted by npeterson08 (502 posts) -

Someone went through a lot of effort to hate on Hitman. Unfortunately, it probably wasn't the OP'er.

#10 Posted by Cloudenvy (5891 posts) -

Uggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh D:

#11 Posted by S0ndor (2716 posts) -

A more subtle approach would have made this better. The fact that I don't care about Hitman doesn't help either

#12 Posted by Binman88 (3690 posts) -

May not be subtle, but it's funny :D

#13 Posted by CommodoreGroovy (561 posts) -

I'd be up for a gun lamp. 

#14 Posted by SgtGrumbles (1024 posts) -

Has anyone actually seen enough of the new Hitman to make this judgement yet? Or is it just some blind madness as usual?

#15 Posted by luce (4045 posts) -

That attack on Ice-T was uncalled for

#16 Posted by MisterDunlap (242 posts) -

As a fan of both the Splinter Cell and Hitman franchises, I find this mildly amusing.

#17 Posted by Nux (2420 posts) -


#18 Posted by Mr_Skeleton (5154 posts) -

Great, now take it back.

#19 Posted by Spoonman671 (4769 posts) -

2 posts.

#20 Posted by TheHT (11777 posts) -

"It felt like a Hitman game to me!"
Yup, this is pretty damn funn-- wait a sec. Whaddaya mean 'hire Jesper Kyd'? He's not already working on it? What the fuck? *checks wikipedia*

  • Agent 47's handler, Diana Burnwood, has a "close relationship" with 47 in Absolution.
  • A new mode, called "Instinct," works much like the detective mode in Batman: Arkham Asylum. It is powered by a bar that works similarly to Sam Fisher’s "Mark and Execute" feature in Splinter Cell: Conviction as it is fueled by silent take-downs.
  • There is no map screen. Instinct mode replaces it.
  • Players will be able to utilize a "tag and kill" mechanism during Instinct mode that is similar to the one in Red Dead Redemption.
  • The game will feature some scripted action sequences and smaller sandbox levels that are divided by checkpoints.

#21 Posted by Azteck (7449 posts) -


#22 Posted by N7 (3666 posts) -


Yeah. Absolution was doomed from the start.

#23 Posted by Tru3_Blu3 (3242 posts) -

I played Blood Money for four levels without killing anyone by the primary targets and said "Yup, not my type of game". But that doesn't fucking mean they should ruin a franchise just because they want my attention.

#24 Posted by Red12b (9085 posts) -


#25 Posted by Harbinger_Of_Hippos (224 posts) -

You seemed to have incurred the wrath of several GiantBomb-goers...

#26 Posted by EuanDewar (5098 posts) -

@luce said:

That attack on Ice-T was uncalled for

From this zoomed out state that looks more like Snoop Dogg and I don't know about you, I would buy any lamp endorsed by the mothafuckin' Dogg pound.

#27 Posted by FCKSNAP (2299 posts) -

@AjayRaz said:

man dis funny lol

's wud I sed!

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