This CAN'T be a coincidence

Game » consists of 9 releases. First released on Nov 20, 2012

Agent 47 returns after a six-year hiatus to embark on a mission of redemption for the only person he could ever trust.

This CAN'T be a coincidence

#1 Posted by Counterclockwork87 (203 posts) - 6 months, 18 days ago

Was putting two bodies in a closet on the last level and noticed the way they stacked in the closet...someone's having fun over at iO...

#2 Posted by BestUsernameEver (4691 posts) - 6 months, 18 days ago

I don't think you know the definition of coincidence.

#3 Posted by awesomeusername (3287 posts) - 6 months, 18 days ago

That's fantabulous

#4 Posted by Sackmanjones (4199 posts) - 6 months, 18 days ago

That's how 2 bodies fit in a closet. I've tried it

#5 Posted by Counterclockwork87 (203 posts) - 6 months, 18 days ago

@BestUsernameEver said:

I don't think you know the definition of coincidence.

I don't get what you're saying...I've been writing professionally for years, explain to me how my use of "coincidence" is incorrect?

#6 Edited by BestUsernameEver (4691 posts) - 6 months, 18 days ago

@Counterclockwork87 said:

@BestUsernameEver said:
I don't think you know the definition of coincidence.
I don't get what you're saying...I've been writing professionally for years, explain to me how my use of "coincidence" is incorrect?

Don't tell me what to do, you're not my real step-dad!

#7 Posted by aquamarin (550 posts) - 6 months, 18 days ago

Wow. Real head-scratcher.

#8 Posted by PeasantAbuse (4829 posts) - 6 months, 18 days ago

Fan service.

#9 Posted by Artimac (1 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago

Oh my!

#10 Edited by Akyho (1165 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago

Yeah I did that with the woman of that last level. It was the same hiding spot. I put a guard in, garrotted her then stuffed her in...and realized that position with her bent over.

I realy have to wonder about 90% of things in Hitman, the many homosexual stuff, little things quoting criticism of Kayne and Lynch...who also appear in the game.

I mean the things people say to you "Hey come over here....your cute...maybe a little too cute." Its a weird game.

Still love it.

#11 Posted by AndrewB (6919 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago

(PS: minor spoiler for the last level? Minor as it was, could have done with a better heads up)

Lots of innuendo (for fun and sometimes stupidly immature) in this game.

#12 Posted by Pop (2330 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago

I have to post something somewhere or else I'll go crazy. So the first mission where you get the keycard and then go up the stairs and go into the bathroom, so before you enter the bathroom he is wearing the guard uniform but when the cutscene starts in the bathroom he is wearing the suit and it just pisses me off.

#13 Posted by pornstorestiffi (4855 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago

At least they are only dry humping.

#14 Posted by OneKillWonder_ (1163 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago

And right in front of a cross! It's like slapping God in the face.

#15 Posted by MikeFightNight (916 posts) - 6 months, 16 days ago

@Pop said:

I have to post something somewhere or else I'll go crazy. So the first mission where you get the keycard and then go up the stairs and go into the bathroom, so before you enter the bathroom he is wearing the guard uniform but when the cutscene starts in the bathroom he is wearing the suit and it just pisses me off.

Yeah, you may want to make peace with that concept... It happens a lot. Unless of course you sneak around and do every mission with your suit on, then all the cutscenes make sense from a fashion perspective. Unfortunately, some plot holes can't be as conveniently ironed out.

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