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    Hitman: Absolution

    Game » consists of 11 releases. Released Nov 20, 2012

    Agent 47 returns after a six-year hiatus to embark on a mission of redemption for the only person he could ever trust.

    This CAN'T be a coincidence

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    Was putting two bodies in a closet on the last level and noticed the way they stacked in the closet...someone's having fun over at iO...

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    #2  Edited By BestUsernameEver

    I don't think you know the definition of coincidence.

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    #3  Edited By awesomeusername

    That's fantabulous

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    #4  Edited By Sackmanjones

    That's how 2 bodies fit in a closet. I've tried it

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    @BestUsernameEver said:

    I don't think you know the definition of coincidence.

    I don't get what you're saying...I've been writing professionally for years, explain to me how my use of "coincidence" is incorrect?

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    #6  Edited By BestUsernameEver

    @Counterclockwork87 said:

    @BestUsernameEver said:

    I don't think you know the definition of coincidence.

    I don't get what you're saying...I've been writing professionally for years, explain to me how my use of "coincidence" is incorrect?

    Don't tell me what to do, you're not my real step-dad!

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    #7  Edited By uhtaree

    Wow. Real head-scratcher.

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    #8  Edited By PeasantAbuse

    Fan service.

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    Oh my!

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    #10  Edited By Akyho

    Yeah I did that with the woman of that last level. It was the same hiding spot. I put a guard in, garrotted her then stuffed her in...and realized that position with her bent over.

    I realy have to wonder about 90% of things in Hitman, the many homosexual stuff, little things quoting criticism of Kayne and Lynch...who also appear in the game.

    I mean the things people say to you "Hey come over here....your cute...maybe a little too cute." Its a weird game.

    Still love it.

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    #11  Edited By AndrewB

    (PS: minor spoiler for the last level? Minor as it was, could have done with a better heads up)

    Lots of innuendo (for fun and sometimes stupidly immature) in this game.

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    #12  Edited By Pop

    I have to post something somewhere or else I'll go crazy. So the first mission where you get the keycard and then go up the stairs and go into the bathroom, so before you enter the bathroom he is wearing the guard uniform but when the cutscene starts in the bathroom he is wearing the suit and it just pisses me off.

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    #13  Edited By MeierTheRed

    At least they are only dry humping.

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    #14  Edited By KillEm_Dafoe

    And right in front of a cross! It's like slapping God in the face.

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    #15  Edited By MikeFightNight

    @Pop said:

    I have to post something somewhere or else I'll go crazy. So the first mission where you get the keycard and then go up the stairs and go into the bathroom, so before you enter the bathroom he is wearing the guard uniform but when the cutscene starts in the bathroom he is wearing the suit and it just pisses me off.

    Yeah, you may want to make peace with that concept... It happens a lot. Unless of course you sneak around and do every mission with your suit on, then all the cutscenes make sense from a fashion perspective. Unfortunately, some plot holes can't be as conveniently ironed out.

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