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Jeff Gerstmann is co-founder of Giant Bomb and was Editor in Chief of GameSpot until his highly-publicized termination in 2007. He was at one time the highest-ranked NFL Blitz '99 player in the world, and has been a member of the bands "Midnight Brown," "Suburban All-Stars," and "Headboard."

Are my eyes playin tricks on me or...

#1 Edited by audiosnag (1605 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

Is Jeff losin weight?
Lookin good dog.

#2 Posted by BunkerBuster (1039 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

Hmmm. Maybe.

#3 Posted by JJWeatherman (13977 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

Can't say I noticed, but if so, then good!

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#4 Posted by FunExplosions (5407 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

Maybe you're gaining weight.

#5 Posted by audiosnag (1605 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago
@FunExplosions said:
" Maybe you're gaining weight. "
Oh there's no maybe about that.
Apparently thinking about working out just isn't enough.
#6 Posted by arab_prince (2046 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago
@audiosnag said:
" @FunExplosions said:
" Maybe you're gaining weight. "
Oh there's no maybe about that.
Apparently thinking about working out just isn't enough. "
WHAT?! When did this happen?!
#7 Posted by carlthenimrod (1546 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

Jeff is secretly training towards his future career as an MMA fighter. He was inspired by Jose Canseco.

#8 Posted by Malakhii (1443 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

He's training for MMA now, Haven't you heard?

#9 Posted by TooWalrus (11963 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

Yeah, did you see him in the ring with his shirt off during the EA Sports MMA quick look? That man is a beast on the ground.

#10 Posted by Fripplebubby (1027 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

That man can do anything he sets his mind to. Being fat is a style choice. 

#11 Posted by punkxblaze (2460 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

More power to him if he is. Jeff is a sharp motherfucker. If he was a sharp and skinny motherfucker, I don't think the world could handle him.

#12 Posted by carlthenimrod (1546 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago
@TooWalrus said:
" Yeah, did you see him in the ring with his shirt off during the EA Sports MMA quick look? That man is a beast on the ground. "
Classic Ken Shamrock had no chance.
#13 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18957 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

it's none of my goddamn business whether he's losing or gaining weight 
 
 have some respect for individuals' privacy and personal matters (which can sometimes be delicate for them) and leave them the fuck alone

#14 Posted by Milkman (14209 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago
@carlthenimrod said:
" @TooWalrus said:
" Yeah, did you see him in the ring with his shirt off during the EA Sports MMA quick look? That man is a beast on the ground. "
Classic Ken Shamrock had no chance. "
I hope he's okay. He got kicked in the head pretty hard. 
#15 Posted by Seedofpower (3772 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

I know one thing for sure.......
 
Brad is gaining weight.

#16 Posted by niamahai (1393 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

Jeff mounted Classic Ken pretty good.

#17 Posted by Zzzleepy (160 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

Looks like it, so, good for him!

#18 Posted by audiosnag (1605 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago
@arab_prince said:
" @audiosnag said:
" @FunExplosions said:
" Maybe you're gaining weight. "
Oh there's no maybe about that.
Apparently thinking about working out just isn't enough. "
WHAT?! When did this happen?! "
I know, right?
Talk about some weak ass buuuuullshit.
#19 Posted by arab_prince (2046 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago
@audiosnag said:
" @arab_prince said:
" @audiosnag said:
" @FunExplosions said:
" Maybe you're gaining weight. "
Oh there's no maybe about that.
Apparently thinking about working out just isn't enough. "
WHAT?! When did this happen?! "
I know, right? Talk about some weak ass buuuuullshit. "
Straight up. But driving to the gym and just sitting in the parking lot still counts right? 
 
Also, on topic, no I haven't noticed any weight loss on jeff.
#20 Posted by audiosnag (1605 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago
@arab_prince said:
" @audiosnag said:
" @arab_prince said:
" @audiosnag said:
" @FunExplosions said:
" Maybe you're gaining weight. "
Oh there's no maybe about that.
Apparently thinking about working out just isn't enough. "
WHAT?! When did this happen?! "
I know, right? Talk about some weak ass buuuuullshit. "
Straight up. But driving to the gym and just sitting in the parking lot still counts right?  Also, on topic, no I haven't noticed any weight loss on jeff. "
I assume so. It'd better, I just started a pretty strict regimen of gym trips. 3 sets of 5 with KFC stops to cooldown.
#21 Posted by Cloneslayer (1520 posts) - 2 years, 7 months ago

go eating disorder! I'll be skinny forever, MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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