Happy birthday Jeff, and remember one day you will ride Dumbo.
Happy Birthday, Jeff!
Happy birthday Jeff. For as much joking around as we do on this site, I genuinely think you do some awesome work. Like the rest of the Giant Bomb crew you're funny, insightful, and down to Earth, this website and arguably games journalism as a whole wouldn't be the same without you.
Happy birthday, Jeff! A lot of people on here are saying you're one year closer to death, but that's sad. I won't make jokes about your all-too-real mortality and susceptibility to death and old age, nor will I joke about the ultimate futility of your life, and humanity as a whole. Even though you're a small blip on the radar of the universe who will eventually end up a mere memory of those who knew and loved you, and then as less when those people die, your website (about video games!) will forever remain a monument to your awesome, almost fetishistic, devotion to the medium.
And also your death slingshot. GERSTMANN 2012!
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