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    Jeff Gerstmann

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    Jeff Gerstmann is the co-founder and former Editor-in-Chief of Giant Bomb as well as a professional video game scientist and anime expert.

    Have You Ever Had A Dream About Jeff?

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    I had one last night and it was so scary. I woke up in the morning feeling aberrantly violated, more so than usual, but as I thought about it, I began to object less and less to Jeff's intrudance into my subconscious.

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    #2  Edited By Video_Game_King

    I'm asking Jeff this question on Formspring.

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    #3  Edited By Witzig

    WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

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    Yes, all the time...

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    #5  Edited By oatz

    No, but I had a really, really weird "sex" dream about Ryan posting some inappropriate videos on the site. Oh you, Ryan.

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    #6  Edited By FluffyZombeh

    I remember having one when I was younger, it didn't scare me, but I can't remember what it was about.

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    #7  Edited By dungbootle

    Jeff is my guardian angel.

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    #8  Edited By Mijati

    I'm sure Jeff has appeared in a couple of my dreams at some point, along with a few other members of the Whiskey Media staff. When you watch their content and listen to them a lot it's to be expected really.

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    #9  Edited By Vexxan

    No, I have not. 

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    #10  Edited By BulletproofMonk

    Yes. 
     
    It was Final Fantasy related.

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    #11  Edited By Mr_Skeleton

    Only about Vinny.

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    #12  Edited By MikkaQ

    Nope.

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    #13  Edited By Karl_Boss

    I don't think so

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    #14  Edited By AhmadMetallic

    ......

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    #15  Edited By bobafettjm

    Can't say that I have. I also have this thing where I either never dream or just never remember them.

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    #16  Edited By louiedog

    No, but I think I had a dream about his brother. Does he have a brother? All I know is that last night an angel came to me and called himself Hank Gerstmann. When I woke up there were delicious waffles in my kitchen. I believe in miracles now.

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    #17  Edited By NegativeCero

    Creepy thread is creepy.

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    #18  Edited By benpicko

    I had a dream where I was listening to This Is Only A Test at school. Damn you, OctoberKast!

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    #19  Edited By ImmortalSaiyan

    Not that I remember at least.

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    #20  Edited By SSully

    I had a dream with the whole giantbomb crew in it once, but I specifically remember Vinny.

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    #21  Edited By ABK_92

    If I was to ever have a dream with a member of the giantbomb crew in it I guess it would probably be Vinny. He would probably be banging the girl of my dreams right in front of my face. DAMN YOU AND YOUR SEXINESS VINNY!!!

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    #22  Edited By Enns

    I can't really remember all of it but I had a messed up dream with Dave in it.

    I was stuck in a ball pit trying to get out of it fast because I didn't want people to think I was weird.

    It was one of those you move but don't get anywhere sort of things. At some point I see Dave in there only Jaba The Hutt style he even had some girls around him.

    He calls me a creep and says to get the fuck out of the ball pit.

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    #23  Edited By octaslash

    I've had a dream with Ryan and various other random people from the game industry. Honestly, it was the scariest dream I've ever had. I really thought I was going to die in some kind of Michael Bay/earthquake induced building collapse. The worst part was I had watched Hellraiser earlier and was terrified of getting tortured in some kind of masochist hell after I died in the dream.

    Did this as soon as I woke up, screaming. 
    Did this as soon as I woke up, screaming. 
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    #24  Edited By metal_mills

    I once had a dream about a heavily tanned Mexican Ryan David with a mustache.

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    #25  Edited By buzz_killington

    Every single night, I dream of Vinny.

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    #26  Edited By Simulacrum

    I once dreamed about playing resident evil 5 with Jeff and VInny.

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    #27  Edited By WickedCestus

    Jeff tried to invade my dreams to make me not like Dark Souls, but it didn't work.

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    #28  Edited By SpacePringles

    every night

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    #29  Edited By sofakingcool

    I had a dream years ago that I was getting drinks with the entire hotspot crew so Jeff, Ryan, Rich, Alex, and others were there. Good dream.

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    #30  Edited By oct_ONES

    I've fallen to sleep listening to the Bombcast many times and had the crew haunt my dreams. I can't remember any particular instances besides me just hanging out with the staff or sitting in on a podcast recording.

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    #31  Edited By phrosnite

    I don't think so...

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    #32  Edited By TomA

    No. But I did have one that involved briefly involved Vinny. Mr.Caravella, please get out of my mind.

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    #33  Edited By KevinK

    @Metal_Mills said:

    I once had a dream about a heavily tanned Mexican Ryan David with a mustache.

    Who's Ryan David?

    Anyway. I dream a lot and almost every night. I had a dream where I was hanging out with Ryan Davis and we were just chilling playing video games and Jeff showed up and I was excited to meet him, but he was like not interested in me. :(

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    #34  Edited By 49th

    I had a dream that I was on my bed with Jeff and a raccoon - he was killing it.

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    #35  Edited By SimplyTron

    I did, with Ryan in it. It just came down to we were playing something, don't remember what. But Ryan got up to the bathroom, he came back and was totally naked. I started getting mad and asked him to stop fooling around. Then Jeff put his hand on my leg and said, this is just how we do things. He grabbed me. I am not very big so he was able to hold me down while Ryan grabbed my pants, pulled them to my ankles and proceeded to pulverize my anus. I think I had that dream because I had gone commando the day before because when they pulled my pants down, they didn't need to get at my underwear. I woke up all sweaty. And sore...

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    #36  Edited By laserbolts
    @SimplyTron Good God.
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    #37  Edited By RE_Player1

    I had a dream once with the whole crew but I think that's because I fell asleep with the bombcast on loop.

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    #38  Edited By TheHBK

    @SimplyTron said:

    I did, with Ryan in it. It just came down to we were playing something, don't remember what. But Ryan got up to the bathroom, he came back and was totally naked. I started getting mad and asked him to stop fooling around. Then Jeff put his hand on my leg and said, this is just how we do things. He grabbed me. I am not very big so he was able to hold me down while Ryan grabbed my pants, pulled them to my ankles and proceeded to pulverize my anus. I think I had that dream because I had gone commando the day before because when they pulled my pants down, they didn't need to get at my underwear. I woke up all sweaty. And sore...

    Jesus.

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    #39  Edited By thatfrood

    D:

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    #40  Edited By SimplyTron

    @laserbolts It is why I hate the I love Mondays vids. The face he makes there, is the same one he made in the dream... just lust and longing for my supple and soft young body.

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    #41  Edited By ButtDiver

    No

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    #42  Edited By Khadyn

    @TheHBK said:

    @SimplyTron said:

    I did, with Ryan in it. It just came down to we were playing something, don't remember what. But Ryan got up to the bathroom, he came back and was totally naked. I started getting mad and asked him to stop fooling around. Then Jeff put his hand on my leg and said, this is just how we do things. He grabbed me. I am not very big so he was able to hold me down while Ryan grabbed my pants, pulled them to my ankles and proceeded to pulverize my anus. I think I had that dream because I had gone commando the day before because when they pulled my pants down, they didn't need to get at my underwear. I woke up all sweaty. And sore...

    Jesus.

    .....

    Congrats!!

    You just won the most fucked up post of Giantbomb 2011!!

    What's even better...I can't even comment on this cause it's just THAT fucked up!!

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    #43  Edited By nodachie

    I usually have dreams of Dagon rising from the ocean, Nyarlathotep walking and shoggoth's devouring the great shivering city. Strangly enough, GaintBomb dub-step is playing through it all.

    JEFF!!

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    #44  Edited By beforet

    No. I think you've been on the site a bit much.

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    #45  Edited By fetchfox

    Had one with Vinny, Jeff and Ryan a long time ago, but don't remember what about... Maybe playing a game or talking about something, but nothing @SimplyTron crazy.

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    #46  Edited By Slaker117

    I fell asleep listening to the Screened-cast one time and had a dream in which I drove past Rorie sitting on a grass lawn with a sound mixer, recording a podcast by himself.

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    #47  Edited By benpicko

    Yes. The dream took place at school.

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    #48  Edited By Scalec

    Nope no niet non nej

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    #49  Edited By HisDudeness

    No, but yesterday I had a dream in which I went to the theatre with two friends and Ricky Gervais

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    #50  Edited By Buscemi

    Once I dreamed that Jeff was my dad and he gave me video games from his private stock.

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