I'd like to pop in here and be all like FUCK NO THAT'S CRAZY, but I'm pretty sure I once had a dream where I was a taxi driver, and Jeff crawled into my cab with a bottle of hypnotiq and was wearing a lei.
Have You Ever Had A Dream About Jeff?
I did, with Ryan in it. It just came down to we were playing something, don't remember what. But Ryan got up to the bathroom, he came back and was totally naked. I started getting mad and asked him to stop fooling around. Then Jeff put his hand on my leg and said, this is just how we do things. He grabbed me. I am not very big so he was able to hold me down while Ryan grabbed my pants, pulled them to my ankles and proceeded to pulverize my anus. I think I had that dream because I had gone commando the day before because when they pulled my pants down, they didn't need to get at my underwear. I woke up all sweaty. And sore...
This is really fucked up, but I laughed out loud the entire time I was reading it. Classic.
I once had I dream where me and Jeff were driving in a forest. There weren't any roads and we were going through bushes occasionally. The dream started with me driving but we switched several times. Nothing happened but he was hyper-serious. I did not know what was happening besides a feeling that I was just outside San Francisco. We did not talk much besides to switch. It was a bizarre dream. What does it mean?
No, but I think I had a dream about his brother. Does he have a brother? All I know is that last night an angel came to me and called himself Hank Gerstmann. When I woke up there were delicious waffles in my kitchen. I believe in miracles now.
I now believe in miracles as well. Jeff Gerstmann has angel blood flowing through his veins.
Not just Jeff, but the whole crew. I dreamt i was in San Francisco and got a tour of the Whiskey Media offices. I met Jeff, Ryan, Vinny... Brad mysteriously was not there in my dream for some reason, but there was a picture of him instead of Shaq... They even invited me to film a Quick Look!
Needless to say it was gonna be a Kinect game....
then i woke up.
I had one last night and it was so scary. I woke up in the morning feeling aberrantly violated, more so than usual, but as I thought about it, I began to object less and less to Jeff's intrudance into my subconscious.
i think jeff is the one that should feel violated
After falling asleep listening to the bombcaste'. I was treated to a delightful dream with Jeff and Ryan.
At first I was laying in a chair playing WoW on my side. Jeff has a 360 controller and is casting healing spells on enemy players, while I try to win a BG( PvP match ). He is spending all my mana on them and I'm am very slowing getting up to stop him. I picture myself taking the controller from him over and over, but I am frozen in slow motion. Still laying in the chair. Half my body is very stiff and heavy. I try to talk to Jeff, who is now sitting on my legs, by thinking to myself in Ryan's voice.
Once I hear Ryan's voice in my head, as my own. Jeff looks right at me. Everything is still. I start to black out and then wake up gasping for air. Usually with a dry mouth and I now keep water by my bed.
The more I have the dream, the more I can see and do. If I die and dream forever...
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