I Dream of Gerstmann

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Posted by Sharpless (472 posts) -

Last night, I dreamed that Jeff Gerstmann died whilst playing touch football. I have never felt sadder or more heartbroken during a dream. 
 


Live forever, boo. Never leave us.
#1 Posted by Sharpless (472 posts) -

Last night, I dreamed that Jeff Gerstmann died whilst playing touch football. I have never felt sadder or more heartbroken during a dream. 
 


Live forever, boo. Never leave us.
#2 Posted by Jethuty (1023 posts) -

you need to either get out more or get some friends.

Just some...

#3 Posted by KarlPilkington (2778 posts) -

This is a weird thread.

#4 Posted by SpunkyHePanda (1743 posts) -

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#5 Posted by Evilsbane (4744 posts) -

@Chabbs0: Mildly depressing if you actually dwell on it...Moving ON!

#6 Posted by usernamesuck123 (32 posts) -

/sadness

#7 Posted by AjayRaz (12477 posts) -

i had a dream where i died and that wasn't very fun 

#8 Posted by Ghost_Cat (1474 posts) -

Turn him into a wraith.

#9 Posted by Simplexity (1382 posts) -

This thread sickens, disturbs, saddens and scares me.

#10 Posted by JJWeatherman (14571 posts) -

How did he die?!

#11 Posted by ip007 (266 posts) -

@Sharpless: You know, people don't actually die in a dream, they just wake up from it. Hasn't Inception taught you anything?

#12 Posted by thornie_delete (436 posts) -

I had a dream last night where Tested's Will Smith was crashing at my apartment and was schooling me on coffee.

#13 Posted by Bombs_Away (1010 posts) -
@Prodstep said:

This thread sickens, disturbs, saddens and scares me.

Why?
#14 Posted by Animasta (14727 posts) -

the only whiskey media related dream I've ever had was that I met them but they were speaking dutch and I can't speak dutch so SADFACE

#15 Posted by Sharpless (472 posts) -
@JJWeatherman: He had a heart attack while playing touch football. It happened during Christmastime too. Psh, thanks for ruining Christmas, Dream Jeff. 
 
And, uh, Giant Bomb community? You are disappointing me. Yes, Jeff died in a dream I had last night. Yes, I was sad in the dream, and relieved when I woke up and realized it was a dream. Why am I posting this? BECAUSE I FIND IT AMUSING. I am only ever serious approximately 10% of the time. But that's okay. Our relationship is still young, Giant Bomb community. We will get to know each other better over time, and we will teach each other how to love again. Okay? Cool? We cool? Cool.
 
Also, this isn't gay. It's just a little naked bro-love. Relax.
#16 Posted by UlquioKani (1195 posts) -
@Bombs_Away said:
Gay...
Its not like he was coming out of a bush with no shirt on
#17 Posted by TanoPrime (180 posts) -

Did you hit it?
#18 Posted by Mowgers (388 posts) -

NO! If only you had dreamt of regular football dream-Jeff would be still with us! Now all we have is the boring real world one.

#19 Posted by Yanngc33 (4461 posts) -
@AjayRaz doesn't the dream stop when you die?
#20 Posted by Legend (2664 posts) -

O.O

#21 Posted by Bombs_Away (1010 posts) -
@UlquioKani said:
@Bombs_Away said:
Gay...
Its not like he was coming out of a bush with no shirt on
He's a man who felt, and I quote, "heartbroken" over the death of a fat man who he's never met. It's worse than coming out of a bush with no shirt on. Someone very close to him has to give him a rare steak and a bottle of whiskey. And he can't leave the table till both are finished.
#22 Edited by TheDudeOfGaming (6078 posts) -
@Jethuty said:

you need to either get out more or get some friends.

Just some...

This pretty much sums it up.
 
@Bombs_Away
And Jeff isn't fat...he's just big boned damn you!
#23 Posted by morrelloman (609 posts) -

So does this mean you are breaking up with Ryan?

#24 Posted by PaulRevere (209 posts) -
@Sharpless said:
Last night, I dreamed that Jeff Gerstmann died whilst playing touch football.
Holy shit, what an intense game of touch football.
#25 Posted by AjayRaz (12477 posts) -
@Yanngc33 said:
@AjayRaz doesn't the dream stop when you die?
the dream didn't continue afterwards 
#26 Posted by Jethuty (1023 posts) -

@AjayRaz said:

@Yanngc33 said:
@AjayRaz doesn't the dream stop when you die?
the dream didn't continue afterwards

i had a dream once where i died, but still kept on dreaming.

Worst dream i ever had.

#27 Posted by jorbear (2517 posts) -

That is why I never play touch football.

Don't want anybody making a thread about it on a gaming website, now do I?

#28 Posted by Origina1Penguin (3504 posts) -

I came here expecting I Dream of Jeannie parallels. Imagine my disappointment.

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