I'd boot him out of my house all mean-like, and then while he walks out I'd whistle a Midnight Brown song.
Jeff Gerstmann
Jeff Gerstmann is the co-founder and former Editor-in-Chief of Giant Bomb as well as a professional video game scientist and anime expert.
If Jeff Gerstmann walked into your house, what would you do?
" I would kick his ass and ask why the hell he walks into ppl houses like that. "Pssh... I doubt you could do it... This is Jeff Gerstmann we're talking about. The same fella who drives off big ass ramps daily...
" @PJ said:He also ran over Jim Ross. Don't mess with the Gerst" I would kick his ass and ask why the hell he walks into ppl houses like that. "Pssh... I doubt you could do it... This is Jeff Gerstmann we're talking about. The same fella who drives off big ass ramps daily... "
I'd offer him a drink & ask if he's interested in collaborating on a song, then he'll decline & be on his way.
It'd still be kinda cool though.
slap him with a glove and challenge him to a duel." Throw him a sword and challenge him to a duel. "
good one dipshit!" Ask him to rip out the god damned ODST advert on all the videos, and whore a different game for a little while. "
" @MasturbatingBear said:Yes all the bears are Pissed, I would stay away from Yellowstone for awhile." @msdss said:My bad, have I inadvertently offended your people? "good one dipshit! "" Ask him to rip out the god damned ODST advert on all the videos, and whore a different game for a little while. "
Although I'm pretty sure there was an explanation for how the GB Team got pizza at their LA house, it would be so odd if you were responsible for the pizza. You know, there was so much noise I couldn't actually hear what was happening. No, I'm calling it:" I would probably say, "Whoa! Jeff Gerstmann!" and go up and give him a bro-hug. I probably would then order a pizza for us. "
YOU SENT THE PIZZA
BTW, the quote was written by the original author of this post 10 months ago. Must have been waiting all this time to send pizza to his own house...
I would probably be super paranoid if I heard the door open. I smoke pot in the living room so any sound of the door opening freaks me out.
" I would probably say, "Whoa! Jeff Gerstmann!" and go up and give him a bro-hug. I probably would then order a pizza for us. "Hmmm, who is more weird/gay in that situation......Im going to have to go with Jeff on that one. He did walk into a strangers home and accept a bro hug.
I'd call the police because unlike some of you spooky motherfuckers I don't follow his every action and therefore don't know who he is outside his articles. Naw I'm just trollin, I'd invite him over my Kinect and we'd Just Dance together.
I'd congratulate him on getting past the laser grid, crocodile pit and the ninja grizzly bear mounted on a T-Rex. Then I'd probably ask him to leave...
Punch him in the nose and call the police. Hes just flown from America and broke into my damn house that's not normal.
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