Political advert with Jeff's long lost sister?
"I saw a lady working at lowes that looked like she could of been jeff's sister. Sadly I didnt get a picture. I'll try next time though"Why not?! You have the perfect opening!
"Excuse me miss? You look like this guy on the internet, I was wondering if I could get your picture and post it on these forums....uh, please?"
"Vlademir said:Sorry, they just look so much alike, I must have gotten confused. :("Umm...Jeff is on the right, sis is on the left? If Jeff sees that you've called him a sister, I'm sure he'll boil your balls in fried Big Rigs copies."
Even Jeff looks surprised."
"Creepy... and the dude sort of looks a little like Ryan?"
Oh please. Jeff and Ryan's Chinese babies are like 3,000 times cuter.
"Dalai said:Yeah, Norm has really been pushing the Gerstmann vote."Creepy... and the dude sort of looks a little like Ryan?"I was scoffing at this thread until I read that. Blew my damn mind.
A vote for Norm is a vote for Giant Bomb."
"lolololololol and she can't even bear her own children. She has to buy them from third world countries. Man Jeff's sister is a fucking worthless twat."That's because she's a female Jeff clone. Everybody knows clones are sterile.
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