What job would Jeff not be PERFECT for?

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#1 Posted by Yit (761 posts) -

I can't think of a job that I wouldn't love Jeff being.

My good ideas:

Lunch-server at school
stand up comedian
surgeon
repairman
etc.

So, what job would Jeff not be good at?

#2 Posted by Shadow (4979 posts) -
#3 Posted by Gunner612 (4338 posts) -

Musician... Sorry Jeff.

#4 Posted by krazychris (210 posts) -

Well I wouldn't let Jeff operate on me, but I think he'd be good at serving lunch cause how could anyone mess that up?

#5 Posted by Yit (761 posts) -
krazychris said:
"Well I wouldn't let Jeff operate on me, but I think he'd be good at serving lunch cause how could anyone mess that up?"
I've seen some messed up lunch. >.>
#6 Posted by Weltal (2273 posts) -

Pumping gas. I mean, really, this site is a lie.

#7 Posted by Thordain (959 posts) -

Eidos Public relations....

#8 Posted by TeflonBilly (4713 posts) -

I don't think he'd be a particularly good canned of creamed corn. Or are we strictly talking about vocations?

#9 Posted by KingGeorge (37 posts) -

After he got fired from Gamespot, I appointed Jeff as my Secretary of "Getting my Game On." Sadly, he didn't accept the position.

#10 Posted by ZombieHunterOG (3530 posts) -
Weltal said:
"Pumping gas. I mean, really, this site is a lie."
thats awesome
#11 Edited by Systech (4078 posts) -
  • Racecar Driver
  • Doctor
  • Police Officer
  • Chip and Dales Dancer
  • Basketball Player
  • Ice Sculptor
  • Hitman
  • Hand Model?
  • Drug Dealer
#12 Posted by Shinryu (245 posts) -
KingGeorge said:
"After he got fired from Gamespot, I appointed Jeff as my Secretary of "Getting my Game On." Sadly, he didn't accept the position."
LOL!!!

Also he would be a terrible batman villain
#13 Posted by ZombieJesus (231 posts) -
Weltal said:
"Pumping gas. I mean, really, this site is a lie."
Thats the best site ever
#14 Posted by ZombieHunterOG (3530 posts) -
systech said:

  • Chip and Dales Dancer"
ARE YOU KIDDING !
picture this your siting in the audience and you hear:
"Ladies are you ready to ride  Gerstmann Train"

then he would come out and dance to Relax by frankie goes to hollywood.

Jeff would make so much money Nuff said.
#15 Posted by Yit (761 posts) -
systech said:
"
  • Drug Dealer
"
BUT HE KNOWS THE TERMS!
#16 Posted by jakob187 (21665 posts) -

Sham-WOW promoter.

BTW...my roommate bought some Sham-WOWs last night.  = D  They're awesome!!!
#17 Posted by joey (983 posts) -
jakob187 said:
"Sham-WOW promoter.
BTW...my roommate bought some Sham-WOWs last night.  = D  They're awesome!!!
"
Billy Mays could kick the Sham-Wow guy's ass.
#18 Posted by Drebin_893 (2911 posts) -

Gamespot Editor.

#19 Posted by RHCPfan24 (8609 posts) -
Weltal said:
"Pumping gas. I mean, really, this site is a lie."
What the fuck is that?! It is hilarious, but...what? Someone made a site with a photoshopped Jeff pumping gas?! God, i love the internet.


I can't think of anything that Jeff wouldn't be good at off the top of my head (except mathematician or something, but come on, who cares?), but I would love to see him as a roller coaster promoter. I would love to see a clip of him riding "Storm Runner" or some crazy roller coaster in which he is either hysterical or perfectly composed. Both would be extremely funny. Just think about it.
#20 Edited by Weltal (2273 posts) -
RHCPfan24 said:
"Weltal said:
"Pumping gas. I mean, really, this site is a lie."
What the fuck is that?! It is hilarious, but...what? Someone made a site with a photoshopped Jeff pumping gas?! God, i love the internet.

It comes from this old article. Credit for registering and creating that site goes to GiantGUS.
#21 Posted by LiquidPrince (15918 posts) -
Thordain said:
"Eidos Public relations...."

Hehe...
#22 Posted by MattyFTM (14370 posts) -

He'd be a terrible games journalist. Wait...

Moderator
#23 Posted by Dots (115 posts) -

Some job that requires seriousness?

#24 Posted by Optiow (1745 posts) -

A bin man.

#25 Posted by Vinchenzo (6192 posts) -

Jeff would not be perfect for anything other than a game journalist. If he was something else, we wouldn't know about Jeff. That's just bad.

#26 Posted by WilliamRLBaker (4777 posts) -

jeff would suck as a stripper

#27 Posted by ZombieHunterOG (3530 posts) -
WilliamRLBaker said:
"jeff would suck as a stripper"
yet again i say the same thing:
ARE YOU KIDDING !
picture this your siting in the audience and you hear:
"Ladies are you ready to ride  Gerstmann Train"

then he would come out and dance to Relax by frankie goes to hollywood.

Jeff would make so much money Nuff said.

#28 Posted by Snail (8595 posts) -

Kindergarten teacher.

#29 Posted by stephengotlost (703 posts) -

Mythbuster

#30 Posted by Hamz (6846 posts) -

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