Dreamt of Jeff Green?

Jeff Green

As of September 2010 Jeff Green is Director of Editorial and Social Media for Popcap Games. Former editor-in-chief of EA.com and an Associate Producer in the Sims team. Previously, Jeff was the editor-in-chief of GFW magazine, and following the magazine's closure, the editor-in-chief of PC content at 1UP.com.

Dreamt of Jeff Green?

#1 Posted by KindGalaxy (429 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago

Have you ever dreamt of Jeff Green?
He has dreamt of facing Sauron and crying out "YOU ARE NOT THE LORD OF THE RINGS?" Such a cultural icon was Sauron, and such a cultural icon is Jeff Green, surely someone has dreamt of his grey streaks, gigantic nose, nasal voice, yellow teeth, bulging stomach?
He is up there with night time dreams with Tails from Sonic and Buu from Dragonball Z for me, my wife has fantasised about Jeff Green whilst I have been dreaming of... well Jade Raymond and Jennifer Tsao... so, who has dreamt of the GreenBomb?

#2 Posted by Vaxadrin (2297 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago

That's not creepy at all.

#3 Posted by Rowr (4855 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago

KindGalaxy said:

"Have you ever dreamt of Jeff Green?

No.

I dream of genie.

#4 Edited by BiffMcBlumpkin (3704 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago

It's pretty clear to me that he's practically begging you to break into his house and take the hairs from his combs and mix them into your hair, and to wear the clothes that he wears to see if they smell like your clothes.

#5 Posted by KindGalaxy (429 posts) - 4 years, 8 months ago

Loving Voice
He's the kind of person, if you could smell him you'd take a big wiff and be satisfied. Though I often think he'd smell like my grandma's house, kind of mouldy cheese with detergent.

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