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#1 Posted by Buneroid (427 posts) -

The name of this game alone is the greatest thing ever achieved by humanity.

#2 Posted by CallofSpartansofWar1337 (95 posts) -

lol bridz rnt in star wars. ive never playdfootball with a dog, that seems hrd! 

#3 Posted by Yanngc33 (4496 posts) -
@Buneroid said:

The name of this game alone is the greatest thing ever achieved by humanity.


I wouldn't go that far
#4 Edited by supermike6 (3530 posts) -

Many games feel like work,  Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  among them. However,  Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  also feels like the Best Job Ever.  Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  is usually like being a professional chainsaw-wielding glacier demolisher at a party where the penguins are going to need a lot of ice cubes. Sometimes, however,  Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  is like a phone call from a hallucinating Mike Tyson moments before you’re supposed to kiss the bride.

 Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  is a videogame based both on the film “Frailty” (in which the “god’s hand” killer intones, “I don’t kill people; I destroy demons“) and the idea of throwing bucketsful of baseballs, one at a time, hard as you can, at a barn-side-sized cube of maple-syrup-sticky Styrofoam.  Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  is alternatingly the friction of repeatedly dropping a bowling ball into a massive cardboard box full of delicious bubble wrap, its sweet vinyl scent like Jesus’s kid sister, and the frustration of bending at the knees to pick that bowling ball up again, thirsting only for the next sticky drop.  Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  is the friction of an electric knife through a frozen ham.  Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  is the friction of a baseball bat against an oncoming Toyota Prius.  Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  is the friction of a cricket bat against an oncoming Harley Davidson.  Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  is, occasionally, a NASCAR broadsiding a freight train.  Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  is a stick of butter so hard it will break your teeth if you think it’s a candy bar.  Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  is the Pringles of videogames. Though Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  is usually like poking holes in a watermelon with a chopstick for the best reason (“no good reason”),  Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  is sometimes like using a pizza cutter to eat ice cream. At its best,  Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football  allows you to indulge in your curiosity re: how hard you would have to flex to break a Canada goose’s neck.

#5 Posted by McGhee (6094 posts) -

It looks like a steaming pile of shit.

There, I commented. Now where's my prize?

#6 Posted by Hizang (8534 posts) -

This topic is out of Bow-Wow-ounds

#7 Posted by Vexxan (4612 posts) -

@Buneroid said:

The name of this game alone is the greatest thing ever achieved by humanity.

Too bad the game ain't as amazing as its name :/

#8 Posted by VoshiNova (1633 posts) -

Fur-st down!

fuck fuck fuck fuck

hahaha

#9 Posted by JackSukeru (5898 posts) -

@CallofSpartansofWar1337 said:

Haha! There aren't any birds in Star Wars. I have never played Football with a dog, that seems like it would be hard.

Yeah, at least when they're...I dunno, on the running with the ball side (offence?) I bet I could tackle a few bitches if they were coming straight at me though, unless they were allowed to bite. Ouch!

#10 Posted by James_ex_machina (905 posts) -

POST

#11 Posted by Yamoto (111 posts) -
@CallofSpartansofWar1337 said:
lol bridz rnt in star wars. ive never playdfootball with a dog, that seems hrd! 
Why do you speak(write) like your a retarded dude bro?
#12 Edited by Buneroid (427 posts) -

@CallofSpartansofWar1337 said:

lol bridz rnt in star wars. ive never playdfootball with a dog, that seems hrd!

I have no idea what you just said sir but I think I like it.

#13 Posted by CallofSpartansofWar1337 (95 posts) -
@Buneroid: lol danx!! i try 2 help the converssation :) du u like tis game? i havnt played i t yet tho it look funy!!
#14 Posted by Buneroid (427 posts) -

@CallofSpartansofWar1337:

How could anyone not like it?

#15 Posted by adoggz (2035 posts) -

if people would get on board with my idea of a Jerry Rice and nitus dog football endurance run the forum would be full of posts in no time.

#16 Posted by Bloodgraiv3 (2712 posts) -

It has too many, yes I realize i'm posting, too. 
#17 Posted by Bustamoove (6 posts) -
@CallofSpartansofWar1337: Use the Alien character with the Alien dogs... easy win (unless you play Vs. Jerry... not so easy...)
#18 Posted by Bustamoove (6 posts) -
@Vegsen: You must not be any good...  Way more fun than Blitz and Madden!  Use some treats, custom balls, get drunk, yell at dogs, score TDs!
#19 Posted by afjkidd5 (97 posts) -

Then I shall grace this forum with my very first post. Such a game deserves no less!

#20 Posted by Buneroid (427 posts) -

@afjkidd5:

Thanks you good sir, you shall not regret it. Also welcome to the forums!

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