Which existing game would you want Jesus to be in?

#1 Posted by Robocop111 (148 posts) -

I Robocop would want Jesus to be in Robocop vs The Terminator, instead of fighting Terminator as me Robocop, you would fight him as Jesus.

#2 Edited by clubsandwich (3795 posts) -

GTA IV, Jesus killing hookers.

Lovely.

#3 Posted by Gunner612 (4338 posts) -

A playable character in Crackdown... Cleansing the nation, one crime lord at a time.

#4 Posted by Rowr (5485 posts) -

omg you guys scared me for a second there, i thought robocop was back.

umm probably Gears 2 .

#5 Posted by TheGreatGuero (9130 posts) -

I'm going to have to second Crackdown. Good call, Gunner.

#6 Posted by The_Dude (798 posts) -

He is already in a game, its called Jurassic park.

#7 Posted by DXSSI (266 posts) -

Samba De Amigo.

#8 Posted by Matthew (1911 posts) -

Dude, it would have to be SF4.  Somebody would figure out how to beat him eventually!  Think of the challenge you would get out of that, not to mention the infinite replayability - He comes up with his own moves.  Talk about the best AI ever.

#9 Posted by Daryl (1781 posts) -

Tag team partner for Ned Flanders in the Simpsons Wrestling 2?

#10 Posted by Ineedaname (4319 posts) -

Deadspace or Dead Rising 2, something with zombies, first you save him, but he's hiding the fact he's been bitten.

#11 Posted by jonnyboy (2920 posts) -

Guitar Hero 5, Jesus would wail on the drums like a bad man! Word Son!

#12 Posted by killdave (1073 posts) -

Medieval Total War 2 ... Help me take back the Holy Lands oh great one !

Also I could do with his help in Plants vs Zombies roof survival mode ^^

#13 Posted by Robo_Zuul (43 posts) -

Left 4 Dead.

#14 Posted by Dethfish (3630 posts) -

Rapelay

#15 Posted by TheGreatGuero (9130 posts) -

Jesus needs to be in more sports games. Especially basketball.

#16 Posted by Akeldama (4238 posts) -

duke nukem forever because they both dont exist. 

#17 Posted by ververdan0226 (1573 posts) -
@Akeldama: Well played...
#18 Posted by slinky6 (567 posts) -
@Akeldama said:
" duke nukem forever because they both dont exist.  "
Have faith in duke.
#19 Posted by Lifestrike (482 posts) -
@Dethfish77 said:
"

Rapelay

"

#20 Posted by Dethfish (3630 posts) -
@Akeldama:  BOOM!
#21 Posted by papercut (3451 posts) -

Persona 4

#22 Posted by vidiot (2737 posts) -
@Dethfish77 said:
"

Rapelay

"
You made me lol.
You also made me have a bizarre vision of Japanese lawmakers trying to re-ban the game: Due to American moral-centric conservatives simply combusting into angry flames after learning such a thing would exist.

#23 Posted by JeffGoldblum (3701 posts) -
@The_Dude said:
" He is already in a game, its called Jurassic park. "
Hey so am I!
#24 Posted by jonnyboy (2920 posts) -
@slinky6 said:
"@Akeldama said:
" duke nukem forever because they both dont exist.  "
Have faith in duke."
Ha ha WWDD? He'd kick ass and chew bubble gum that's what. Oh shit he's all outta gum!
#25 Posted by Sticky_Pennies (2019 posts) -

Big Rigs.

#26 Posted by EVO (3870 posts) -

God of War III, Kratos vs. Jesus.

#27 Posted by Dustpan (1690 posts) -

Assassin's Creed.

#28 Posted by Toxin066 (3256 posts) -

Just Dance.  He'll break it down...carpenter style.

#29 Posted by SJSchmidt93 (4888 posts) -

The Jesus threads... make them stop! Make them stop!!

#30 Posted by Tuggah (1072 posts) -

Smackdown 2011 or whatever they call it, I want to see Jesus do a crucifix powerbomb.

#31 Posted by Yukoei (1878 posts) -

Hello Kitty Island Adventures,

#32 Posted by addictedtopinescent (3645 posts) -

DJ Hero 

#33 Posted by FunExplosions (5407 posts) -

Prince of Persia. Already looks close enough. Hell, someone probably made that skin already.

#34 Posted by deathstriker666 (1337 posts) -

Skydiving Jesus in Just Cause 2

#35 Posted by DuderBattalion (269 posts) -

Dante's inferno ofcourse. Jesus could Co op with Dante to kick Lucifer's ass !  Also .. there would be an unlockable cosutme for Dante with a cloak saying "Jesus is my homeboy !!' .. 
 
Hmm .. I should write this down. Might come in handy for the sequel !

#36 Posted by demontium (4707 posts) -
@The_Dude said:
" He is already in a game, its called Jurassic park. "
HEY! 
 
do you go on gamespot?
#37 Edited by 21stCenturyJesus (175 posts) -
@Ineedaname said:

"Deadspace or Dead Rising 2, something with zombies, first you save him, but he's hiding the fact he's been bitten."


this minus the bit where he's on your side(so contrived). instead, the zombies ARE jesus. i mean common, how rediculous would it be if you got to kill jesus('s) in a game. That or some kind of crucifixion sim...which turns into a zombie Jesus killing sim after 3 days....and quantic dream should make it....quick time crucifixion minigames!
#38 Posted by natetodamax (19176 posts) -
@Akeldama said:
"duke nukem forever because they both dont exist.  "
You win the thread. 
 
I choose Modern Warfare 2.... wait, he IS in Modern Warfare 2. In the form of Model 1887s. That is, until Infinity Ward crucified him.

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