... I guess it works.

So that's what Jeff's Tweet was referring to. This is a good thing.

I fear for Drake's future.

No one man should have all that Diet Coke.

HIS BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS GIANT BOMB COMMUNITY!

This is better.

oh my god im fucking dying

Anyone else fail to see the humor in this?

His haggard face is priceless.

This is my second favourite John Drake thing I've seen this week.

I feel like I need to photoshop him as morbidly obese, locked in the Harmonix offices, with a layer of Diet Cokes strewn over his tortured form. A cautionary tale of what people have wrought...

There's enough diet coke there to give brain cancer to an elephant.

Also, does diet coke expire?

Diet Coke does expire. Technically you can drink expired soda for a long time afterward, but diet colas tend to expire faster than regular sodas due to their artificial sweeteners breaking down more readily than sugar.

This is fantastic.

Drake needs to figure out how to turn that shit into his own personal Venom. Just pump it right into his veins.

He's more aspartame than man now.

I can always appreciate a good practical joke on my behalf when I come home exhausted from 3 days of work. It's the best of times.

Looking at that picture while "I Luv It" plays is pretty great.

Did anyone else just hear really loud laughter coming from heaven?

I don't think he has enough, MORE DIET COKES!

John's basically all cancer at this point.

This would be enough to make a normal man swear off the stuff forever.

Man these guys waste so much money for these jokes. Wish I could throw away money like that.

This is like the punchline to the best joke Ryan's ever told. I love this, going to the app store right now.

@crusader8463: All of that Diet Coke is from other people buying it for him through the Super Drake Tracker app.

Poor John, he looks so defeated on that picture.

Can't tell if he is crushed by having to deal with all this diet coke, or crushed from drinking way too much diet coke.

He could always hand out a bunch of it to the homeless too right?

That looks like a mother of an aspartame headache.

F'reals, though... dude is looking HAGGARD. I like to think this was right after an impassioned "SEE WHAT YOU DID!?" rant.

@milkman: That's good. There's well over $100 of pop there. Seems kind of crazy for one person to spend that much money on a dumb joke like that.

@crusader8463 it was bought, probably one coke at a time, in the app, by a bunch of different people.

That is the expression of a man who knows he has lost.

That is an expression that says "Fuck Ryan Davis."

Third time seeing that picture, it puts a smile on my face EVERY SINGLE TIME.

How would he become morbidly obese with access to so much diet coke?

Due to the tumors he will eventually grow.

I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE ALL RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!