The Haiku Review: Journey (spoilers)

Posted by TurboMan (7693 posts) -

It's back! The Haiku Review is back!

As always, this Haiku doesn't come with crown as illustrated.

You can look through all the artsy-fartsy bullshit discussions found on this forum, and all of the forums on the internet. You can read a review on Kotaku that summarizes their feelings via a ten page Essay paper filled with references to famous historical Chinese artists comparing them to this game. You can read all of that if your some NERD! Or, you can get everything you need via a simple 5-7-5 structured haiku. So sit back, enjoy a nice glass of wine, and put your favorite soothing vinyl record in, because it's time for the Haiku Review of Journey:

Journey's Learned Lessons:

When it's really cold outside,

always wear a coat.

Anonymous friend,

could you tell me who you are?

bloop bloop bleep bloop bleep?

#1 Posted by TurboMan (7693 posts) -

It's back! The Haiku Review is back!

As always, this Haiku doesn't come with crown as illustrated.

You can look through all the artsy-fartsy bullshit discussions found on this forum, and all of the forums on the internet. You can read a review on Kotaku that summarizes their feelings via a ten page Essay paper filled with references to famous historical Chinese artists comparing them to this game. You can read all of that if your some NERD! Or, you can get everything you need via a simple 5-7-5 structured haiku. So sit back, enjoy a nice glass of wine, and put your favorite soothing vinyl record in, because it's time for the Haiku Review of Journey:

Journey's Learned Lessons:

When it's really cold outside,

always wear a coat.

Anonymous friend,

could you tell me who you are?

bloop bloop bleep bloop bleep?

#2 Posted by Little_Socrates (5694 posts) -

I missed these haikus and they made me laugh.

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