103. Hooking a winnebago to a jet liner is the only way to travel.

104. Rico can fly, jump, run, drive and grapple for 10 years and not get tired or hungry

105. rico is so skilled that he can do a stunt jump on the roof of a flying super sonic jet fighter without falling !

106. but he still can't land with the same super sonic jet fighter without crashing !

107. Rico discovered something called "mods," which allow him to fly like superman. It's super badass. Use a proxy (tor) if you wanna download more than 3 mods from that sheisty mod site.

108. Rico discovered waiting to blow things up with his bestest of friends is mostly futile at this point, since that damn multiplayer mod will never be released to the public. Rico thinks the developers should stop trying to perfect it and just release it in its janky form. Rico doesn't see the problem with this.

Holy necro batman!

Seriously guys?