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Kane & Lynch 2 "Burger Joint" Teaser

Watch two nude men beat off an angry attack dog.

Video posted by Jeff on Nov. 18, 2009

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Dustpanon Nov. 18, 2009 at 8:30 a.m.
What a splendor.
Xolareon Nov. 18, 2009 at 8:31 a.m.
DUDER IT'S OVAR.
 
But anyways, great to see theres a sequel. Loved the first.
Darkstar614on Nov. 18, 2009 at 8:31 a.m.
 That subtitle is going to get some weird traffic via google...
Venatio is online on Nov. 18, 2009 at 8:32 a.m.
it would be so awesome if Jeff reviewed this
Sanj is online on Nov. 18, 2009 at 8:33 a.m.

Jeff needs to review this game. It's "confront your attacker" therapy.
iAmJohnon Nov. 18, 2009 at 8:33 a.m.
I'm not so sure I want to watch this video after reading the description.  That was your intent all along, wasn't it, you clever devil, you? 
 
Not that I can because it's DUDER OF DEATH TIME!!!
gh4lon Nov. 18, 2009 at 8:34 a.m.
@Venatio said:
" it would be so awesome if Jeff reviewed this "
i second that
PhatSeeJayon Nov. 18, 2009 at 8:35 a.m.
Noes it's Duder time again!!!!
mysleadon Nov. 18, 2009 at 8:35 a.m.
@gh4l said:
" @Venatio said:
" it would be so awesome if Jeff reviewed this "
i second that "
i tripled that
PolyesterPimpon Nov. 18, 2009 at 8:36 a.m.
The choice of wording for this link is hilarious... "Watch two nude men beat off an angry attack dog" So their naked and attempting to masterbate an angry attack down? ...Word?
Skaldon Nov. 18, 2009 at 8:36 a.m.
Wait... What?
MonkeysDadon Nov. 18, 2009 at 8:36 a.m.

They beat off a dog?! Really?! Beastiality CONFIRMED! 
 
And if this game sucks, will Jeff have to fire himself?!
AndrewB is online on Nov. 18, 2009 at 8:38 a.m.
5 stars!
AndrewB is online on Nov. 18, 2009 at 8:44 a.m.
I ever tell ya 'bout this one time, ma buddy Keith had ta beat off this vicious attack dog?... It weren't sexual or nuthin... well, I mean, he *did* used ta talk 'bout this ole' "red rocket" thang he did ta ole' yeller...
GunnBjornon Nov. 18, 2009 at 8:47 a.m.

This is going to be an 'Ugly' game...
DiGiTaL_SiNon Nov. 18, 2009 at 8:47 a.m.
Video is broken... Just like the first game!
 
OH SNAP!
Meatsimon Nov. 18, 2009 at 8:52 a.m.
They should just do a Freedom Fighters sequel.
MikeFightNighton Nov. 18, 2009 at 8:52 a.m.
@AndrewB said:
"I ever tell ya 'bout this one time, ma buddy Keith had ta beat off this vicious attack dog?... It weren't sexual or nuthin... well, I mean, he *did* used ta talk 'bout this ole' "red rocket" thang he did ta ole' yeller... "
Is this really a good time for this Ellis?
fwyloon Nov. 18, 2009 at 8:53 a.m.
Nude men beating off a dog.  Something I could find on limewire instead?
VWGTIon Nov. 18, 2009 at 8:54 a.m.
A trailer showing two men beating a dog? Awesome marketing Eidos.
 
 
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