What???

#1 Posted by TheToecutter (125 posts) -

I came in here expecting Silent Bob. I'm disappointed.

#2 Posted by JohnDudebro (924 posts) -

Yeah, I thought the same.

There was apparently almost a Mallrats game for the Genesis, but it got canned. So there's no way to work in a Silent Bob character page.
#3 Edited by TheLawnWrangler (1656 posts) -

...good thing i didn't add that stuff in about his Q&A dvds o.O

#4 Posted by Fr0Br0 (3089 posts) -

Are you telling me that Silent Bob isn't a "30-year-old British assassin. His weapons include throwing knives and a long-bladed knife for close combat?" Because that's what I got out of Clerks...

#5 Posted by TheLawnWrangler (1656 posts) -

.....he did have a shit load of gadgets in his trench coat (shown in Mallrats)

#6 Edited by jakob187 (21642 posts) -

What else would you expect?  Kevin Smith is in MOVIES.  This Kevin Smith is in video games.  The only game that Kevin Smith (the movie director) could even potentially work on is the Metal Gear Solid series, since they like to drone on for hours on end about shit.  Even then, it'd be a little difficult since there's no dick and fart jokes to be had in that franchise that are actually worth a damn, despite how the entire story is just Kojima's wet dream coming virtually true.


Also, I dig Kevin's work a lot...but fuck Jersey Girl.

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