Ryan's Kinect Adventures

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Posted by Ryan (1263 posts) -

I got to try out Microsoft's full suite of Kinect games today, including Dance Central, Kinect Adventures, Kinectimals, Kinect Sports, Kinect Joy Ride, and Your Shape: Fitness Evolved, and once I wring all the sweat out of this now completely ruined shirt, I'll try and have more detailed reports, though I wanted to share these incredibly ridiculous images that Kinect Adventures took of me while I was doing some ridiculous pretend river-rafting. Just think: this holiday season, THIS JACKASS COULD BE YOU. 

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#1 Posted by Ryan (1263 posts) -

I got to try out Microsoft's full suite of Kinect games today, including Dance Central, Kinect Adventures, Kinectimals, Kinect Sports, Kinect Joy Ride, and Your Shape: Fitness Evolved, and once I wring all the sweat out of this now completely ruined shirt, I'll try and have more detailed reports, though I wanted to share these incredibly ridiculous images that Kinect Adventures took of me while I was doing some ridiculous pretend river-rafting. Just think: this holiday season, THIS JACKASS COULD BE YOU. 

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#2 Posted by PeteyCoco (90 posts) -

Haha niiicee pictures

#3 Posted by Ubertron987 (33 posts) -

wow..
#4 Posted by tracerace11 (286 posts) -

nice

#5 Posted by Sin4profit (2869 posts) -

awesome...i coulda been first comment but ma USB hub is janky

#6 Posted by WillyLo (298 posts) -

WOO THAT COULD BE ME!

#7 Posted by adri4n (69 posts) -

haha

#8 Posted by Yelix (327 posts) -

Is that Nate Ahearn?

#9 Posted by EgoCheck616 (782 posts) -

#3 made my day.

#10 Posted by animateria (3252 posts) -

Hm... uh.
 
Cute?

#11 Posted by Meteora (5787 posts) -

Oh man those pictures...

#12 Edited by Grilledcheez (3919 posts) -

See, Ryan get's it, look how he's kinecting with that guy next to him...a lifetime friendship has been created this day

#13 Posted by JJOR64 (18783 posts) -

Oh god...  Haha.  I'm looking forward to Kinect Quick Looks.    :P

#14 Posted by inkeiren (989 posts) -

Haha. Is it bad that probably what will be the best aspect about this game is the ridiculous pictures it takes?

#15 Posted by FinalDasa (1253 posts) -

You got some air in the 3rd one lol

#16 Posted by Vorbis (2748 posts) -

Would be so much better with a green screen behind you.

#17 Posted by hpv (177 posts) -

While looking like a jackass is certainly tempting I think I will have to pass.  Thanks for taking a bullet for the team on this one, Ryan.  My life is better for having seen these pictures.

#18 Posted by DrJota (698 posts) -

Kinect Adventures gonna make you.....I can't do it.I can't ruin Kris Kross....

#19 Posted by AbombBILL (34 posts) -

Is that Nate Ahearn from ign?

#20 Posted by buzz_clik (6837 posts) -

Right, so just to recap: I have to spend today shooping Brad's photobomb 2.0 and now this quartet of handsomely flailing stupidity.

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#21 Posted by Hyper_Bunny_Meow (173 posts) -

Cool pics Ryan who knows this kinect stuff could be kinda fun with a few mates and a few beverages.
#22 Posted by Bulby33 (521 posts) -

That's totally Nate Ahern from IGN beside him! lol

#23 Posted by kingclaw (757 posts) -

New material for the photoshop staff thread, I hope some awesome giantbomber is working on it right now.

#24 Posted by selfconfessedcynic (2494 posts) -

Almost as appealing as Nintendo Party!

#25 Posted by BigChief (503 posts) -

I love that Kinect is actually recording images of you flailing around like an idiot as you play. Insult to injury and all that.

#26 Posted by septim (774 posts) -
@GrilledCheez01 said:
" See, Ryan get's it, look how he's kinecting with that guy next to him...a lifetime friendship has been created this day "
It was their mutual appreciation of "the water" that brought them together.
#27 Posted by james90k (1 posts) -

OMG i want video NOW

#28 Posted by Dauragon (554 posts) -

Picture #3 forever.

#29 Edited by ThePhantomnaut (6067 posts) -

NATE AHEARN?! He's dead though!

#30 Posted by gunslingerNZ (1897 posts) -
@Vorbis said:
" Would be so much better with a green screen behind you. "
I think the glass was needed to stop IR interference from the crowd behind them.
#31 Posted by endaround (2129 posts) -

Can you automatically send these photos over twitter to annoy the whole world?

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#32 Posted by momosauky (165 posts) -
@septim said:
" @GrilledCheez01 said:
" See, Ryan get's it, look how he's kinecting with that guy next to him...a lifetime friendship has been created this day "
It was their mutual appreciation of "the water" that brought them together. "
dude have you seen that water, just freakin look at it
#33 Posted by btman (1038 posts) -

Awesome.  Can't wait for the full report.

#34 Posted by odintal (1095 posts) -

I want to see Vinny doing Dance Central. 

#35 Posted by arnavdesai (24 posts) -

I think its fun, games should sometimes make you look like an idiot. Cant wait to get mine. Problem seems to be is that with more and more of these cameras, I cant seem to find place on top of my 32" TV. Was planning to get a new TV but after seeing Sony's press conference I will wait till 3D TVs drop in price to reasonably levels ( 2012 u think ?)

#36 Posted by ninjalegend (408 posts) -

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for physical activity. When a  video games motion controls make me get up, I take issue with it. Jumping around is still an outdoor activity in my mind.

#37 Posted by WiqidBritt (569 posts) -
@momosauky said:
" @septim said:
" @GrilledCheez01 said:
" See, Ryan get's it, look how he's kinecting with that guy next to him...a lifetime friendship has been created this day "
It was their mutual appreciation of "the water" that brought them together. "
dude have you seen that water, just freakin look at it "
they could go anywhere!
#38 Posted by oddjob (110 posts) -

Great. Amazing. Yes.

#39 Posted by TheHT (10281 posts) -

For bringing us these ridiculous photos, Kinect is the shiz.

#40 Posted by TomA (2532 posts) -

I want Kinect now, if not for the actual games themselves, than just for fun of coming up with the most disgusting and vulgar ways of playing them.

#41 Posted by Rocospi (250 posts) -

Pic #3 = Gold.

#42 Posted by yakov456 (1873 posts) -

MUST, HAVE, VIDEO!

#43 Posted by Newjack (231 posts) -

Haha first Sam and now Nate. Giantbomb- IGN crossovers: the time is now!

#44 Posted by Yelix (327 posts) -
@ThePhantomnaut: Didn't he also get hit by a volcano AND take a stint producing Square Enix's "Chocobros"? The man is invincible.
#45 Posted by AndrooD2 (211 posts) -
@ThePhantomnaut said:
" NATE AHEARN?! He's dead though! "
Chocobros never die.
#46 Posted by metalsnakezero (2269 posts) -

Man, this is great

#47 Posted by Wunder_ (1167 posts) -

Hah, he looks like he's enjoying himself.

#48 Posted by selfconfessedcynic (2494 posts) -
@WiqidBritt said:
" @momosauky said:
" @septim said:
" @GrilledCheez01 said:
" See, Ryan get's it, look how he's kinecting with that guy next to him...a lifetime friendship has been created this day "
It was their mutual appreciation of "the water" that brought them together. "
dude have you seen that water, just freakin look at it "
they could go anywhere! "
They're having so much FUN!
#49 Posted by Daveyo520 (6597 posts) -

Oh the photoshoping that will be done.

#50 Posted by LiquidSwords (2739 posts) -
@metalsnakezero said:
" Man, this is great
"
NEXT SHIRT!

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