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    Kinect is a camera and depth sensor-based peripheral for the Xbox 360 that allows users to interact with and play games using their whole bodies, rather than using a standard controller.

    Fuck Kinect, I want one of these!

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    #1  Edited By jimi

      

       
    What a piece of kit!  Not quite sure about the aesthetics of the gun, but I would far sooner have this than buggy motion control!
     
    (Credit goes to reddit for pointing this one out)
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    #2  Edited By Rockanomics

    Saw it a long time ago but I love how totally INTO IT the dude is.

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    #3  Edited By KaosAngel
    @Jimi: I'm sorry, I don't want to look like a total tool when I play video games.  Also, what the hell would the bitches I like say when they see me doing this?
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    #4  Edited By Warfare

    Sold !    

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    #5  Edited By Ignor
    @KaosAngel:  You impress bitches by playing games?
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    #6  Edited By KaosAngel
    @Ignor Bitches love my APM, they love my fast and accurate fingers.
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    #7  Edited By Gargantuan

    That was awesome.

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    #8  Edited By Garfield518
    @KaosAngel said:
    " @Jimi: I'm sorry, I don't want to look like a total tool when I play video games.  Also, what the hell would the bitches I like say when they see me doing this? "
     If you're calling them bitches, chances are, they don't like you.
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    #9  Edited By KaosAngel
    @Garfield518 said:
    "  If you're calling them bitches, chances are, they don't like you. "
    Bitches love to be called "bitches".  They love the assertive guys, and it's best to do it with girls with family issues.  Trust me, girls love watching guys play video games in action, but this won't impress bitches.  Bitches love the Kinect and shit. 
      
    Not all girls are bitches, and not all bitches are girls.  Bitches are a certain type or people.  In my case, I'm for all types of bitches.  The Boondocks clearly laid out what a bitches is in the prison episode.  It's not to mean disrespect, but its' seen as an honor for a girl to be called "bitches".
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    #10  Edited By Venatio
    @KaosAngel said:
    " @Garfield518 said:
    "  If you're calling them bitches, chances are, they don't like you. "
    Bitches love to be called "bitches".  They love the assertive guys, and it's best to do it with girls with family issues.  Trust me, girls love watching guys play video games in action, but this won't impress bitches.  Bitches love the Kinect and shit.   Not all girls are bitches, and not all bitches are girls.  Bitches are a certain type or people.  In my case, I'm for all types of bitches.  The Boondocks clearly laid out what a bitches is in the prison episode.  It's not to mean disrespect, but its' seen as an honor for a girl to be called "bitches". "

     Adachi agrees...
     Adachi agrees...
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    #11  Edited By KaosAngel

      

      Look at the video, Bitches is not a disrespectful word. 
     
    Girls enjoy being called bitches in a certain situation, and I can tell you first hand that most girls I dated had family problems (mostly the father), and when I called her "bitches" she thought it was cute.  Bitches love guys who understand the proper lingo of bitches.
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    #12  Edited By Jayzilla
    @KaosAngel said:
    " @Garfield518 said:
    "  If you're calling them bitches, chances are, they don't like you. "
    Bitches love to be called "bitches".  They love the assertive guys, and it's best to do it with girls with family issues.  Trust me, girls love watching guys play video games in action, but this won't impress bitches.  Bitches love the Kinect and shit.   Not all girls are bitches, and not all bitches are girls.  Bitches are a certain type or people.  In my case, I'm for all types of bitches.  The Boondocks clearly laid out what a bitches is in the prison episode.  It's not to mean disrespect, but its' seen as an honor for a girl to be called "bitches". "
    someone send this to a certified shrink for analysis STAT!
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    #13  Edited By jimi
    @Jayzilla said:
    " @KaosAngel said:
    " @Garfield518 said:
    "  If you're calling them bitches, chances are, they don't like you. "
    Bitches love to be called "bitches".  They love the assertive guys, and it's best to do it with girls with family issues.  Trust me, girls love watching guys play video games in action, but this won't impress bitches.  Bitches love the Kinect and shit.   Not all girls are bitches, and not all bitches are girls.  Bitches are a certain type or people.  In my case, I'm for all types of bitches.  The Boondocks clearly laid out what a bitches is in the prison episode.  It's not to mean disrespect, but its' seen as an honor for a girl to be called "bitches". "
    someone send this to a certified shrink for analysis STAT! "
    Shrink here. Analysis: Hilarious
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    #14  Edited By BBQBram

    Now this guy knows his bitches like the back of his hand...or maybe the palm of his hand.

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