King Dedede's epic yarn.

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Posted by Dalai (7793 posts) -

Pornography comes in many forms and you should all know, what with all the naked cartoon pussy and all. But Sears is playing catch-up. Take a gander at this actual product that Nintendo surprisingly approved.

Now... let's analyze this sling bag together, everyone. Available at Sears.com.

At first glance, it appears that King Dedede is buttfucking that Waddle Dee, the Goomba of the Kirby franchise. The king looks very pleased as if he's in some sort of dream land. The other Waddle Dee wants no part of the action and is looking away in shame, yet is in direct fire of the sticky liquid (I assume it's sticky) being sprayed all over. I have a feeling Nintendo will be taking this fine product off the market very, very soon.

If that's how Nintendo wants to market the release of Kirby's Return to Dream Land, I will fully support the game and buy it on launch day. And if Nintendo has a collector's edition with a full-body Waddle Dee pillow, I will finally have some use for my Wiimote condom.

#1 Edited by Dalai (7793 posts) -

Pornography comes in many forms and you should all know, what with all the naked cartoon pussy and all. But Sears is playing catch-up. Take a gander at this actual product that Nintendo surprisingly approved.

Now... let's analyze this sling bag together, everyone. Available at Sears.com.

At first glance, it appears that King Dedede is buttfucking that Waddle Dee, the Goomba of the Kirby franchise. The king looks very pleased as if he's in some sort of dream land. The other Waddle Dee wants no part of the action and is looking away in shame, yet is in direct fire of the sticky liquid (I assume it's sticky) being sprayed all over. I have a feeling Nintendo will be taking this fine product off the market very, very soon.

If that's how Nintendo wants to market the release of Kirby's Return to Dream Land, I will fully support the game and buy it on launch day. And if Nintendo has a collector's edition with a full-body Waddle Dee pillow, I will finally have some use for my Wiimote condom.

#2 Posted by Video_Game_King (36566 posts) -

I'm fairly certain that this blog is gonna be deleted rather soon.

#3 Posted by SMTDante89 (2754 posts) -

Dude, wha---I mean just---ARGH!

#4 Posted by Saethir (356 posts) -

WTF is this shit.

I can't, I don't, What!?!

#5 Posted by McHampton (73 posts) -

Love the fact that Sears has plates, watches, camera cases and more.

All featuring this image.

#6 Posted by sgjackson (535 posts) -
#7 Posted by Mr_Skeleton (5195 posts) -

Fap fap fa... sorry I can't.

#8 Posted by Mento (3243 posts) -

No wonder that guy has to waddle everywhere.

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#9 Posted by JackSukeru (6147 posts) -

I feel like there is some mayor trolling afoot!

#10 Posted by amomjc (978 posts) -

That. is. fucking. amazing.

I am disgusted, but HAHA at Sears and Nintendo!

#11 Edited by Afroman269 (7440 posts) -
#12 Posted by BoG (5390 posts) -

Das wassup.
#13 Posted by Fezz (453 posts) -

Gross

#14 Posted by ArbitraryWater (12896 posts) -

What the... hell? I don't think he's drooling... nor eating for that matter. That poor Waddle Dee is getting raped.

#15 Posted by ajamafalous (12514 posts) -

Bahahahaha.

#16 Posted by Vexxan (4625 posts) -

That's seriously fucked up.

#17 Posted by TehFlan (1954 posts) -

Can't unsee. :(

#18 Posted by TooWalrus (13342 posts) -

Awe, they removed the products- you can still view the entire line, but the links are broken. I was gonna buy the zippo :-(

#19 Posted by Trace (3682 posts) -

Wellp, here's something that certainly wasn't appropriate for Giant Bomb.

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