King Dedede's epic yarn.

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Posted by Dalai (6976 posts) -

Pornography comes in many forms and you should all know, what with all the naked cartoon pussy and all. But Sears is playing catch-up. Take a gander at this actual product that Nintendo surprisingly approved.

Now... let's analyze this sling bag together, everyone. Available at Sears.com.

At first glance, it appears that King Dedede is buttfucking that Waddle Dee, the Goomba of the Kirby franchise. The king looks very pleased as if he's in some sort of dream land. The other Waddle Dee wants no part of the action and is looking away in shame, yet is in direct fire of the sticky liquid (I assume it's sticky) being sprayed all over. I have a feeling Nintendo will be taking this fine product off the market very, very soon.

If that's how Nintendo wants to market the release of Kirby's Return to Dream Land, I will fully support the game and buy it on launch day. And if Nintendo has a collector's edition with a full-body Waddle Dee pillow, I will finally have some use for my Wiimote condom.

#1 Edited by Dalai (6976 posts) -

Pornography comes in many forms and you should all know, what with all the naked cartoon pussy and all. But Sears is playing catch-up. Take a gander at this actual product that Nintendo surprisingly approved.

Now... let's analyze this sling bag together, everyone. Available at Sears.com.

At first glance, it appears that King Dedede is buttfucking that Waddle Dee, the Goomba of the Kirby franchise. The king looks very pleased as if he's in some sort of dream land. The other Waddle Dee wants no part of the action and is looking away in shame, yet is in direct fire of the sticky liquid (I assume it's sticky) being sprayed all over. I have a feeling Nintendo will be taking this fine product off the market very, very soon.

If that's how Nintendo wants to market the release of Kirby's Return to Dream Land, I will fully support the game and buy it on launch day. And if Nintendo has a collector's edition with a full-body Waddle Dee pillow, I will finally have some use for my Wiimote condom.

#2 Posted by Video_Game_King (35780 posts) -

I'm fairly certain that this blog is gonna be deleted rather soon.

#3 Posted by SMTDante89 (2539 posts) -

Dude, wha---I mean just---ARGH!

#4 Posted by Saethir (353 posts) -

WTF is this shit.

I can't, I don't, What!?!

#5 Posted by McHampton (62 posts) -

Love the fact that Sears has plates, watches, camera cases and more.

All featuring this image.

#6 Posted by sgjackson (527 posts) -
#7 Posted by Mr_Skeleton (5133 posts) -

Fap fap fa... sorry I can't.

#8 Posted by Mento (2412 posts) -

No wonder that guy has to waddle everywhere.

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#9 Posted by JackSukeru (5897 posts) -

I feel like there is some mayor trolling afoot!

#10 Posted by amomjc (977 posts) -

That. is. fucking. amazing.

I am disgusted, but HAHA at Sears and Nintendo!

#11 Edited by Afroman269 (7387 posts) -
#12 Posted by BoG (5180 posts) -

Das wassup.
#13 Posted by Fezz (440 posts) -

Gross

#14 Posted by ArbitraryWater (11413 posts) -

What the... hell? I don't think he's drooling... nor eating for that matter. That poor Waddle Dee is getting raped.

#15 Posted by ajamafalous (11793 posts) -

Bahahahaha.

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#16 Posted by Vexxan (4611 posts) -

That's seriously fucked up.

#17 Posted by TehFlan (1944 posts) -

Can't unsee. :(

#18 Posted by TooWalrus (13127 posts) -

Awe, they removed the products- you can still view the entire line, but the links are broken. I was gonna buy the zippo :-(

#19 Posted by Trace (3543 posts) -

Wellp, here's something that certainly wasn't appropriate for Giant Bomb.

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