This game is trash...

#1 Posted by drgrumbles (205 posts) -

Man could they rehash more stuff in one game.  There is no reason this needed to be made, or remade.  
 Just make KH3 already...

#2 Posted by Faint (833 posts) -

100% Agree with you.

#3 Posted by GunslingerPanda (4608 posts) -

It's out? Whawhen?

#4 Posted by Andorski (5173 posts) -

They need to reboot that fucking series.  Take out the FF shit, stop the convoluted story of Organization XIII, Nobodies, etc., and and make it all Sora and Co. going through all the Disney franchises.

#5 Posted by xaLieNxGrEyx (2605 posts) -
@Andorski said:
"They need to reboot that fucking series.  Take out the FF shit, stop the convoluted story of Organization XIII, Nobodies, etc., and and make it all Sora and Co. going through all the Disney franchises. "

Lulz 
 
You had me for a bit.
#6 Posted by Jeust (10453 posts) -
@Andorski said:
" They need to reboot that fucking series.  Take out the FF shit, stop the convoluted story of Organization XIII, Nobodies, etc., and and make it all Sora and Co. going through all the Disney franchises. "
While they are at it, they should sprinkle it will Marvel power.
#7 Posted by Andorski (5173 posts) -
@xaLieNxGrEyx: I'm completely serious.  The best thing about the KH series is seeing Donald, Goofy, and Mickey straight murdering fools.  The Heartless is an opposing force that I can stomach because the explanation for their existence is simple to understand (and not drowning in melodramatic nonsense like the Nobodies).  Maleficent, with her manipulative and calculating behavior, is exponentially better at being a the main antagonist than all the characters of Organization XIII (a rag tag team of adolescent-minded characters who are slaves to their own teenage emotions).  And Cloud?  Fuck Cloud.  THE WORST video game character to be praised by so many FF fans.  His mysteriously silent yet blatantly conflicted personality makes him nothing more than Edward Cullen with an overly compensating sword.  Double goes for Sephiroth.
#8 Posted by jakob187 (21640 posts) -

The only thing that I ever genuinely cared about in the original was the gummy ships. 
 
I would say they could make a gummy ship game and I'd be happy...but I've already got Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts. 
 
Oh well.

#9 Posted by TooWalrus (13130 posts) -

I kinda liked the first game for what it was. I was also 12 years old. Honestly, I think it should have been a one-time thing.  
 
Oh a side note, Square should make friends with Nintendo and re-release Super Mario RPG on the 3DS.

#10 Posted by xaLieNxGrEyx (2605 posts) -
@Andorski:
I see your point.... kind of.  
 
The final fantasy characters have no impact on the actual plot, so I have nothing against them being in it.  
 
However, after playing BBS, and seeing the organization members in their human form, KH just wouldn't be the same without them. 
#11 Posted by xaLieNxGrEyx (2605 posts) -
@TooWalrus: 
 
I'm 21 and still enjoy the original greatly.  
 
imo It's one of the greatest games ever made, and one of the few game storys I was emotionally tied into by the end. To each his own I suppose.  
 
On topic here though, yeah this game has no point to exist.
#12 Posted by Faint (833 posts) -

The problem is that they've made so many side parts to the story now that unless it all adds up to something ultimately climactic, the series is going to be a total waste of time. im not confident that there will be a worthwhile pay off. the only good games in the series are 1 and 2, not the side games. 2 was a bit of a stretch as you had to play a game on another system just to know what was going on (chain of memories on GBA). S-E have become very inconsiderate of their audience, by releasing games across multiple platforms that are from the same series (ie. FFXII on ps2, FFXII Revenant Wings on DS, Kingdom Hearts games on PS2, spin offs on a Nintendo hand held and mobile phone? wtf.)
 
S-E has dropped the ball massively on just about every game they've been working on in the past 5 years and the worst thing is that they don't even seem to admit it, because their games still sell in Japan regardless. It was my dream as a kid to work for Squaresoft. Now I want nothing to do with them.

#13 Posted by Catolf (2653 posts) -
@xaLieNxGrEyx said:
" @TooWalrus:  I'm 21 and still enjoy the original greatly.   imo It's one of the greatest games ever made, and one of the few game storys I was emotionally tied into by the end. To each his own I suppose.   On topic here though, yeah this game has no point to exist. "
pretty much agree with everything you've said.
#14 Posted by carlfoster91 (84 posts) -
@Andorski: I completely disagree. The Disney portion of the series was one of my least favorite things about it. FF is whatever, not good not bad. I prefer the light melodrama Heartless/Nobody stuff going on. And mashing on the X button of course.
#15 Posted by Evilsbane (4519 posts) -

I watched my last room mate play through all the Kingdom Hearts, I have no idea what people see in those games....The basic story still just blows my mind, FF..and Disney? WHAT?

#16 Edited by Demyx (3237 posts) -

I liked the first and the second. But I haven't bothered with the spinoffs. I did get Chain of Memories for PS2, but I haven't bothered finishing it. I also got it after Kingdom Hearts 2 so I had already read the synopsis of it. Plus the card battling crap is really dumb.
 
Just waiting for KH3 on PS3.

#17 Posted by MistaSparkle (2148 posts) -
@drgrumbles said:
"   Just make KH3 already... "
I wanna e-mail square this a million times.
#18 Posted by ShiftyMagician (2129 posts) -

I personally want them to just get on with KH3.  However they really need to allow the player to not just control sora, but switch and control the other party members just as much.
 
Why can't I be mickey, slicing monsters with a goddam keyblade?  Also Square-Enix should at least try to work something with Disney and allow the enemies to look more menacing than the previous games.

#19 Posted by niamahai (1404 posts) -

<--- waiting for KH HD Remix Fantistisco Faboulasa on the PS3.

#20 Posted by ArbitraryWater (11423 posts) -

As someone who only enjoys Kingdom Hearts on an ironic, somewhat flippant level, I have no interest in any of the weird prequels and side stories that don't actually move the totally ridiculous plot of the main series forward in any meaningful way. I want lame spiky haired square protagonist to play minigames with Winnie the Pooh and wax melodramatically about hearts and nobodies and whatever else the hell that nonsense actually is about, with perfectly passable, though mashy, combat.

#21 Posted by dangerapple (16 posts) -
@Demyx: the spinoff kinda connect with the original series so your not like wtf
#22 Posted by Sayishere (1838 posts) -

Am i the only one who actually wants to play this?

#23 Posted by dangerapple (16 posts) -

ya i guess you are

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