Seriously 5 stars. WTF? You can't even die in this game. Where's the fucking challenge? Playing games to me is like a religion and Kirby is shit.

It's not like I'm asking for an MLG level game like COD or Halo where the pro's go, but dying makes me feel real, it keeps the experience authentic. If you can't die where's the challenge of knowing you've bested a game and won at life.

Seriously fuck this kiddie crap. What do you even do in this game anyway, crush fabric together, eat and spit out your enemies. They don't even get killed. How did this get 5 stars and Medal of Honor which is authentically WAR gets a 3 star? What's that teaching us, that playing with fabrics is more rewarding than shooting people and surviving in a war. That's some ultra liberal crap right there. At least with MOH you get some skills that can help you in real life, that alone makes it better than Kirby.

I'm unsure of the point of this thread.

Oh. I get it.

*waits for knee-jerk reactions to what is an obvious troll*

" I'm unsure of the point of this thread. "

Word.

I just love every chance I get to post this.
Kirby is too hardcore for MLG anyway.
 

" Word. "

" @JJWeatherman said:

" I'm unsure of the point of this thread. "

The point is I'm MLG, and Kirby ain't. "

Totally radical, this man speaks the truth, I'm taking my ASG and I'll hunt down that punkass bitch Kirby and his 5-star ass, MOH-style, byatch.

"

Seriously 5 stars. WTF? You can't even die in this game. Where's the fucking challenge? Playing games to me is like a religion and Kirby is shit.

It's not like I'm asking for an MLG level game like COD or Halo where the pro's go, but dying makes me feel real, it keeps the experience authentic. If you can't die where's the challenge of knowing you've bested a game and won at life.

Seriously fuck this kiddie crap. What do you even do in this game anyway, crush fabric together, eat and spit out your enemies. They don't even get killed. How did this get 5 stars and Medal of Honor which is authentically WAR gets a 3 star? What's that teaching us, that playing with fabrics is more rewarding than shooting people and surviving in a war. That's some ultra liberal crap right there. At least with MOH you get some skills that can help you in real life, that alone makes it better than Kirby.

"

" If you can't die where's the challenge of knowing you've bested a game and won at life."

" @FourWude said:

" If you can't die where's the challenge of knowing you've bested a game and won at life."

That sentence should end with a question mark.  You have not won at life. "

actually just because of Kirby i wish i had a Wii 
 
im getting stressed from all the enemies and shooting and blood screens and medkits and healing..  i need a wii.

After playing a game where jerk-ghosts are coming out of walls and teasing me (Fatal Frame II) and a game where precise button inputs are needed for correct offensive combos (Castlevania), Kirby's Epic Yarn looks like such a refreshing breath of adorable air. It's nice just to be able to play a game and not have to fret or get frustrated. You want your challenge? Just pop in Ninja Gaiden and have fun destroying your controllers in inevitable frustration. 
 
I'll be over there in the corner, being all giddy with Kirby being the cutest damn thing to ever grace pixels. Once you've ran out of controllers to destroy, maybe, if you ask nicely, I'll let you be Prince Fluff.

" *waits for knee-jerk reactions to what is an obvious troll* "

if you ask nicely, I'll let you be Prince Fluff.  

Threads like this make me want to cry. Kirby is awesome, and if you can't see that, you're blind.

Don't worry Kirby loves you. be honest you love him too.

Kirby clearly pierced his heart.

" Kirby clearly pierced his heart. "

i liek gams

don't be mean to kirby bro

Kirby is too pro for you.
 
Boom.

" Kirby is too pro for you.  Boom. "

I think it's because Medal of Honor is shit, while Kirby is awesome. I wonder if fabric king dedede is in the game...

All I know is I want that game. Kirby is so cute (I sound like a girl, and I don't care).

This game got 5 stars becuase it's great at doing what it does, Medal of Honor got 3 stars because it's not as good at what it does. It's obvious that this game isn't for you, so why are you even upset? Also, what could you possibly learn from a game where all you do is shoot virtual dudes? Are you suggesting that this is something people do in their real lives?

" @JJWeatherman said:

" I'm unsure of the point of this thread. "

The point is I'm MLG, and Kirby ain't. "

" Kirby is too pro for you.
 
  Boom. "

This topic feels like pants. 
 
I don't even know what that means.

Having spent many years on the internet, it still baffles me that people think this guy is serious.

I can't tell whether you're:

• Serious
• Trolling
• Parodying pro gaming culture

if you're ironic enough then nobody can touch you

" I can't tell whether you're:

• Serious
• Trolling
• Parodying pro gaming culture

 I really hope it's the latter. "

Kirby would be pretty pro at Halo. Final Boss should pick him up and they'll win the national championships easily.

" This thread is ambiguous like Kirby's sexuality. Does that make you feel uncomfortable? Does it question your own reality? "

" I just love every chance I get to post this.
Kirby is too hardcore for MLG anyway.
 

"

" I just love every chance I get to post this.
Kirby is too hardcore for MLG anyway.
 

"

" @JJWeatherman said:

" I'm unsure of the point of this thread. "

The point is I'm MLG, and Kirby ain't. "

Not many games let you play as the antagonist.
Playing as the antagonist, now that's hardcore.

Kirby freakin rules man.

HEY! The purpose of this thread was to mock those people moaning about the kirby review.
 
Just thought I'd throw that out there so the likes of quiseppe and Xanth93 can sleep easy. MattyFTM, come on it's obvious.

When you sleep, Kirby pulls out an AK-47 and starts tearing it up in yarn world. He also water-boards PoW to figure out why he can only suck and not blow. Don't tell him I've said this.

There is actualy face & neck stabbing in the game you've just got to dig in the code to find it. Kinda like hot coffee, which is also in the game by the way.