Koopa Forum

but the Italians arent Communists, they're facists............ maybe its a conspiracy!

Is it true that if someone just puts a bow on your head, you turn into a girl? Have you ever tried doing this?

Mr. Koopa, why do you continue to use the same attack method for the past 10 years? I know several arms dealers with very reasonable prices.  Also, why is your touch deadly? 

i have a have a question how do koopas do it huh?

Suicrat said:

"Alright, so Brian, your avatar hints (based on your responses) that you are a pothead. Is this true?

Well, actually, I painted mine green. I knew some Kool Koopas who were all taking Mega Mushrooms, and I wanted to fit in with that crowd. So I used the same green paint that they coloured the clouds with in SMB1, turns out its a bit permenant. I would buy a new shell, but the prices are through the roof, and I wouldn't be able to pay back my mortgage.

Suicrat said:

Also, are you going to earn your parakoopa license any time soon? I know you'll only be allowed to jump really high and not actually fly like the red ones do, but that's better than nothing, right?

Actually Parakoopas are born Parakoopas. They come from the other side of the Mushroom Kingdom. Many years ago we brought the Parakoopas over to us on huge airships and made them our slaves. It was a very racist time. But that all changed when one Parakoopa refused to sit at the back of the warp pipe. There was a revolution, and now we live in harmony. Sure, there are still our cultural differences. Most rappers in the Mushroom Kingdom are Parakoopas. Except one. He made a film loosley based on his life. 64 Mile.
Oh, and the reason green Parakoopas can't fly properly is... you know... the pot.

Suicrat said:

Also, why were you guys orange and not yellow in Super Mario World? That's always fucked with my head."

Super Mario World was filmed during a very intense heat wave. Of course, superstars like the actor who played Mario were given preferential treatment like sun block, but us Koopas were left to roast. So what you're seeing there is just intense sun tan. I feel sorry for the goombas though. The heat messed them up so much they swelled up into a strange ball shape.

Giantkitty said:

"Is it true that if someone just puts a bow on your head, you turn into a girl? Have you ever tried doing this?"

Well there was that whole contreversy surrponding the Mushroom Kingdom's most famous singer: Birdo. Apparently his sex change was just down to the bow on his head. I can't speak from first hand experience though, bows are quite hard to come by in the Mushroom Kingdom.

twenty0ne said:

"Where was Mrs. Koopa last night?"

Ugh, she went to play Bingo with her sister. Theres a casino a few blocks away where all the dealers have to dress up like that green guy, whatever his name is, and Toads are hired to carry plates.
I tell you, I spend a hard day's work at the office, sometimes out on assignment, and she goes and blows all my hard earned coins on Bingo. She say's she's going to hit the big time one of these days. I say she's dreaming.

Paul said:

"Mr. Koopa, why do you continue to use the same attack method for the past 10 years? I know several arms dealers with very reasonable prices.  Also, why is your touch deadly? "

 I explained the whole attacking thing a few posts back. This jaw packs quite a bite.

ZombieHunter said:

"i have a have a question how do koopas do it huh?"

Well if you really must know, the male Koopa takes his penis and places it in the female Koppa's vagina. They then have sex until the male ejaculates.
What, were you expecing some magical tale about a special dance we have to do, followed by some sort of complicated shell menouver? Well unlucky, its quite streight forward.

PharoahCapcom said:

"Are Koopa's Black?"

No, we're yellow...

Giantkitty said:

"When Mario jumps on a Koopa and kicks the shell, he can knock other enemies out down the line, and if he knocks enough out, he somehow gets an extra life (he can also do this be jumping on a shell repeatedly in certain areas). How does this work exactly? How does knocking enemies  down like that create life?  Also, if he jumps on that shell repeatedly too many times and gets too many extra lives, he causes the game to end, is this a warning of overpopulation, if there's too many Marios, the world will end?"

Well basically, Mario is a stone cold killer, and he has a blood lust. The more of us he takes out, the more times he can get back up and keep on fighting, as he gets more and more adrenaline and anger. When he jumps on a shell repeatedly, its like a stres reliever. He just keeps kicking it and kicking it, going kinda crazy, it makes him stronger. Its a scary thought, but thats just how it is.

I have one more question for Brian. How come you sucked so bad in Mario Golf for the GameCube? I know you're small, but even Michelle Wie could hit further than you.