First question: Did you steal this idea from Batman, if so, how do you know Batman?
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I am a Koopa. Ask me anything.
Topic started by Koopa on Aug. 21, 2008.
Last post by Vash_The_Stampede 1 year, 2 months ago.
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brukaoru said:
LuckyWanderDude said:
"First question: Did you steal this idea from Batman, if so, how do you know Batman?"Yes I did. We met at Tesco and have been in close contact since.
LuckyWanderDude said:
"Why must you pull my leg?"Because I can't reach your arms. We Koopas are quite small.
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brukaoru said:
Luckily working for King Bowser does come with compensation when anything like this happens. Theres a very professional medical department at the office, and we can also get counceling.
"Thanks for answering my question Brian! Now I have to ask, have you ever been stomped on by Mario? Does it hurt really bad? Do you have some sort of medication you take for back pain?"Good question. I haven't been stomped on by Mario, but I have been hit by that green guy, whatever his name is. I have to say, it isn't the most pleasant experience in the world. As you may see from playing the training games we put out, a stomp to the shell hits a nerve in our back which makes us crawl up. Its an automatic reaction, we really can't help it. It then basically paralyses you for about 20 seconds, a scary time I must say.
Luckily working for King Bowser does come with compensation when anything like this happens. Theres a very professional medical department at the office, and we can also get counceling.
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Vaxadrin said:
"Why is it that when a large crushing force is applied to you, the flesh part of your body disappears, leaving a perfectly intact shell which has no obligation to the laws of friction?"I've answered the first half of your question above. As for the friction part, we actually keep the bottom of our shells very greasy. Its mainly for reproduction, I won't go into detail.
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microwavedapple said:
We do however keep sick bags in our shells. When we get kicked we spin around like a motherbitch, and even the strongest of stomachs can fail on you.
HazBazz said:
When you sign up for the job you have to take a drug test. Those who pass are given a red shell, if you fail you're green. Now those with green shells are basically always stoned, and don't really pay attention to where they're going. King Bowser is quite open to drug use in the company, but he makes the risks very clear. Its a dangerous job, you need a clear head to do it right.
"So, uh, do you "go" in your shell, or do you have specifically designed Koopa toilets?"Have you ever seen those Koopas just hanging around on top of the green pipes? What do you think they're doing there? They're there for a reason, my friend, they have to "go" somewhere.
We do however keep sick bags in our shells. When we get kicked we spin around like a motherbitch, and even the strongest of stomachs can fail on you.
HazBazz said:
"What is it about koopas with red shells that makes them not fall off ledges?"
When you sign up for the job you have to take a drug test. Those who pass are given a red shell, if you fail you're green. Now those with green shells are basically always stoned, and don't really pay attention to where they're going. King Bowser is quite open to drug use in the company, but he makes the risks very clear. Its a dangerous job, you need a clear head to do it right.
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Bennyishere said:
Suicrat said:
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BoG said:
Not all the Koopa Kids stayed at home with King Bowser though. Wendy O Koopa really went off the rails a few years ago. Got addicted to Starmen and Mushrooms, rumours circulated that she had resorted to prostitution. Its a sad story, but the media blew it out of proportion and forced her to move away. Shame, apparently she was a nice girl in her teenage years.
"Will you marry me?"If you look anything like your avatar, I'll be honest and say I'll consider it. Though if samcotts really is the guy in his avatar, I'd rather marry him. We get Starman Broadband Interenet in the Mushroom Kingdom, and I was a big fan of On The Spot. Rich Gallup is a natural presenter.
Suicrat said:
"Brian, if that is your real name, how come your name isn't a take on Koopaness? Like Koops (Thousand Year Door) or Kooper, or something like that?"Those are stage names, for the celebrities that appear in the games. Kooper used to be a good friend of mine, before he backstabbed us all and joined Mario. His real name is Chris.
samcotts said:
"When did you learn to drive?"The legal driving age in the Mushroom Kingdom is 18, bit I learned about a year before that. My uncle ownes Moo Moo Farm, and he used to teach me there. Then a year later I got myself on the roads.
BoG said:
"Brian, have you ever met Roy Koopa? He seemed like a pretty awesome guy. Also, how do you commute in the mushroom kingdom?"Well Roy and the other Koopa Kids are basically Royalty, I haven't had the pleasure of meeting them in person. Roy is to the Mushroom Kingdom what Prince Harry is to Earth.
Not all the Koopa Kids stayed at home with King Bowser though. Wendy O Koopa really went off the rails a few years ago. Got addicted to Starmen and Mushrooms, rumours circulated that she had resorted to prostitution. Its a sad story, but the media blew it out of proportion and forced her to move away. Shame, apparently she was a nice girl in her teenage years.
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Koopa said:
"Luckily working for King Bowser does come with compensation when anything like this happens. Theres a very professional medical department at the office, and we can also get counceling."Wow, I didn't think Bowser was so generous... I thought he was always a mean guy who liked to bully his minions around without giving them any health care packages! You've made me rethink how I feel about Bowser now...
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Koopa said:
"Bennyishere said:This makes me think of another question. Koopa sexuality, what is it like? Your name is Brian, a male name, and you would consider marrying another man. Are most Koopas like you, or are you an exception?"Will you marry me?"If you look anything like your avatar, I'll be honest and say I'll consider it. Though if samcotts really is the guy in his avatar, I'd rather marry him. We get Starman Broadband Interenet in the Mushroom Kingdom, and I was a big fan of On The Spot. Rich Gallup is a natural presenter."
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Ben_H said:
Ben_H said:
There were plans to incorperate speed-kicking into our version of the olympics, but, you know, health and safety.
"If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it make a sound?No. It will make waves in the air, but sound is defined as the message recieved by the brain when they pick up these vibrations. Though to be honest the chances of a tree falling in a forest and not one living creature being around at the time is slim and none.
Ben_H said:
Oh, and what's the top speed you've achieved after being kicked? "Hard to tell, what with the spinning and general queesieness. If I had to estimate I'd say around 20 miles per hour. That green guy, whatever his name is, has got quite a kick.
There were plans to incorperate speed-kicking into our version of the olympics, but, you know, health and safety.
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