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BoG said:

"Koopa said:
"Bennyishere said:
"Will you marry me?"
If you look anything like your avatar, I'll be honest and say I'll consider it. Though if samcotts really is the guy in his avatar, I'd rather marry him. We get Starman Broadband Interenet in the Mushroom Kingdom, and I was a big fan of On The Spot. Rich Gallup is a natural presenter."
This makes me think of another question. Koopa sexuality, what is it like? Your name is Brian, a male name, and you would consider marrying another man. Are most Koopas like you, or are you an exception?"

Well I would marry him, but not out of love. I'd be more of a trophy husband. "Hey, check it out, I'm married to Rich Gallup" "Dude no way let me buy you a steak."
Let me assure you, I'm all about the Poon Tang.

Giantkitty said:

"How does your head go back in your shell when it's so big?"

I'd like to not be reminded of my abnormally large head. I've had it all my life and was bullied at Koopa school. It was a very traumatic childhood and you bringing it up doesn't help my self esteem.

ItalyCanadian9 said:

"Koopa said:
"ItalyCanadian9 said:
"Will i be the next Micheal Phelps?"
Can you swim?"
a little."

well if you want it enough you can do anything. or you'll be let down by your obvious mediocrity. I dunno. How am I supposed to know about swimming anyway, I can't swim to save my life. Literally.

BoG said:

"Koopa, please do not leave us hanging here. These matters are to be addressed immediately."

Sorry, my favorite show on Shroom TV was on. Late Night With Monty Mole. He has some great guests.

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Shawn said:

"With that kind of jaw, it would seem like you could pack quite a bite, why don't you?"

We do. Have you never wondered why Mario dies as soon as he touches us? Its because we give him a bite to the face. In the old NES games, they couldn't animate something so incredible. But if you look carefully in the later games you'll see us take a chop at him. I won't explain how we hurt him when he touches us from behind, I'll leave that up to your imagination.

drsalvador said:

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whats your favourite terminator film?
"

The one where they're in that bus that can't go below 50mph. I think its Terminator 2, but I could be wrong.

Posted 1 year, 3 months ago

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brukaoru said:

"Koopa said:
"Luckily working for King Bowser does come with compensation when anything like this happens. Theres a very professional medical department at the office, and we can also get counceling."
Wow, I didn't think Bowser was so generous... I thought he was always a mean guy who liked to bully his minions around without giving them any health care packages! You've made me rethink how I feel about Bowser now..."

Well in the training games we put out, he has to act like a badass. If people were to know his real side, nobody would be scared of him, ending the reign of terror that he holds over you puny humans. His words, not mine.

Posted 1 year, 3 months ago

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koopa, is there currently some kind of gang-war going on between goombas and your species, or do you guys all get along? Im sure you Koopas could pack some serious firepower in your shells.

Posted 1 year, 3 months ago

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why koopa bowser like guy who shoot jump mushroom plumber baskets green peach orgy?

Posted 1 year, 3 months ago

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GalvanizedNails said:

"koopa, is there currently some kind of gang-war going on between goombas and your species, or do you guys all get along? Im sure you Koopas could pack some serious firepower in your shells."

To be honest, the Koopa-Goomba relationship is very rocky at the moment. I wouldn't call it Gang War... more like... imagine how Harmonix and Red Octane employees would act if they were to meet in the street. Its that kind of tension. Obviously with us Koopas and Goombas, rocking guitar battles don't break out, but we can dream.

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Koopa said:

"GalvanizedNails said:
"koopa, is there currently some kind of gang-war going on between goombas and your species, or do you guys all get along? Im sure you Koopas could pack some serious firepower in your shells."
To be honest, the Koopa-Goomba relationship is very rocky at the moment. I wouldn't call it Gang War... more like... imagine how Harmonix and Red Octane employees would act if they were to meet in the street. Its that kind of tension. Obviously with us Koopas and Goombas, rocking guitar battles don't break out, but we can dream."

can you guys even play music games? do you even have thumbs? Then you guys would total beat goombas in a guitar duel since they dont even have arms

Posted 1 year, 3 months ago

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Hey koopa, are there any super hot female koopa's? If so, do you have any numbers?

Posted 1 year, 3 months ago

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Has Bowser ever had sex with Princess Peach?

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Keyser_Soze said:

"Has Bowser ever had sex with Princess Peach?"

In every room of the castle.

Posted 1 year, 3 months ago

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Why does the toast always land face down, splattering my floor with jelly?

Posted 1 year, 3 months ago

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Where do baby Koopas come from?

While we're on the subject, where do baby humans come from? Did i miss something...?

Posted 1 year, 3 months ago

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do you enjoy the show zero punctuation?

Posted 1 year, 3 months ago

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GalvanizedNails said:

"Koopa said:
"GalvanizedNails said:
"koopa, is there currently some kind of gang-war going on between goombas and your species, or do you guys all get along? Im sure you Koopas could pack some serious firepower in your shells."
To be honest, the Koopa-Goomba relationship is very rocky at the moment. I wouldn't call it Gang War... more like... imagine how Harmonix and Red Octane employees would act if they were to meet in the street. Its that kind of tension. Obviously with us Koopas and Goombas, rocking guitar battles don't break out, but we can dream."

can you guys even play music games? do you even have thumbs? Then you guys would total beat goombas in a guitar duel since they dont even have arms"

We tend not to play guitar games, for that very reason... or any games that require hands at all. So basically all we can play is Dance Dance Revolution. And even then the Boos are at a disadvantage.

Shawn said:

"Hey koopa, are there any super hot female koopa's? If so, do you have any numbers?"

Need I say more?

Pezjulo said:

"Why does the toast always land face down, splattering my floor with jelly?"

I don't know. But did you know cats always land feet first? So I was wondering, what happens if you tape a slice of buttered toast to a cat's back then throw it out a window?

Sweep said:

"Where do baby Koopas come from?

When a Mommy Koopa and a Daddy Koopa love each other very much, they give each other a special hug...

drsalvador said:

"do you enjoy the show zero punctuation?"

Yes, its hillarious. I didn't like the Brawl review though, my brother Dave was in it, he was an assist trophy. I wrote an email to Mr Croshaw, and was featured in the Mailbag Showdown episode. 20 points if you can guess which email was mine.

Posted 1 year, 3 months ago

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Koopa said:

"brukaoru said:
"Wow, I didn't think Bowser was so generous... I thought he was always a mean guy who liked to bully his minions around without giving them any health care packages! You've made me rethink how I feel about Bowser now..."
Well in the training games we put out, he has to act like a badass. If people were to know his real side, nobody would be scared of him, ending the reign of terror that he holds over you puny humans. His words, not mine."

Will he be angry you put out his secret? :O

Posted 1 year, 3 months ago

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Will i die a Virgin?

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brukaoru said:

"Koopa said:
"brukaoru said:
"Wow, I didn't think Bowser was so generous... I thought he was always a mean guy who liked to bully his minions around without giving them any health care packages! You've made me rethink how I feel about Bowser now..."
Well in the training games we put out, he has to act like a badass. If people were to know his real side, nobody would be scared of him, ending the reign of terror that he holds over you puny humans. His words, not mine."
Will he be angry you put out his secret? :O"

nobody in the Mushroom Kingdom reads Giant Bomb but me. Its actually illegal to access this site, no joke. They took the name of the site too literally. I'm breaking several laws just typing this stuff.
So considering none of you puny humans (his words not mine) can get to Bowser, I think he'll be cool with this.

ItalyCanadian9 said:

"Will i die a Virgin?"

If you keep fantacising over mememolly, yes. Get out there in the world, go to a club, get really drunk and have a one night stand. You should see Koopa Klubs, they are insane.

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Alright Brian, that's cool. Don't want you to have to feel Bowser's wrath!

Posted 1 year, 3 months ago

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did you happen to see the purepwnage spoof of zero punctuation?

Posted 1 year, 3 months ago

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drsalvador said:

"did you happen to see the purepwnage spoof of zero punctuation?"

I didn't. Link?

Posted 1 year, 3 months ago

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http://www.purepwnage.com/episodes/s2/5/
enjoy!

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drsalvador said:

"http://www.purepwnage.com/episodes/s2/5/
enjoy!"

not bad. not bad.
that accent was a bit odd though

Posted 1 year, 3 months ago

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what is the game that has scared you the most playing it?

Posted 1 year, 3 months ago

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drsalvador said:

"what is the game that has scared you the most playing it?"

This one

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Koopa said:

"drsalvador said:
"what is the game that has scared you the most playing it?"
This one"

Oh wow, thats amazing

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Where did my old '42 all-time classics' DS card go?

Posted 1 year, 3 months ago

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Gamer_152 said:

"
Where did my old '42 all-time classics' DS card go?
"

The mighty King Bowser stole it. He needed it for that laung haul flight to the centre of the universe last christmas. He liked Darts best.

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koopa why is Mario a Communist?

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GalvanizedNails said:

"koopa why is Mario a Communist?"

Because he's Italian.

Posted 1 year, 3 months ago

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