Steam Description Is Funny

#1 Posted by Mercanis (662 posts) -

An excerpt of Krater's description on Steam:

"The game brings you far into the future of a post-apocalyptic Sweden. Once home to IKEA, Vikings and Minecraft, today its primitive inhabitants scavenge the broken overgrown world for technological artifacts.

At the rim of an impact site known as the Krater, three factions vie for control over the wound opening up into the world below. Consisting of an endless series of caves and tunnels filled with old world treasures and perils, the Underside stretches into the depths of the fallen Swedish civilization."

Fallen Swedish civilization?! Sold!

#2 Posted by MooseyMcMan (11453 posts) -

I'm waiting for the Finland expansion.

#3 Posted by Irvandus (2886 posts) -

@MooseyMcMan: Screw that I'm waiting for the Netherlands, everyone knows high level shit is across water.

#4 Posted by PhantomGardener (468 posts) -

@MooseyMcMan said:

I'm waiting for the Finland expansion.

I'm waiting for the Norwegian one.

#5 Posted by fisk0 (4406 posts) -

@PhantomGardener said:

@MooseyMcMan said:

I'm waiting for the Finland expansion.

I'm waiting for the Norwegian one.

Everyone knows Gotland or Åland is next up!

#6 Posted by blueinferno (458 posts) -

Sweden had an apocalypse? Oh wow, someone should tell Finland. They were close.

#7 Posted by EarlessShrimp (1670 posts) -

@PhantomGardener said:

@MooseyMcMan said:

I'm waiting for the Finland expansion.

I'm waiting for the Norwegian one.

Oh, the Doorway to Norway? It's gonna be pretty excellent

#8 Posted by RubberFactory (290 posts) -

@EarlessShrimp said:

Oh, the Doorway to Norway? It's gonna be pretty excellent

Holy Shit, with that kind of brilliance you should be in charge of naming everything.

#9 Posted by DeF (4957 posts) -

But I haven't seen any hot blonde chicks in the beta build :(

#10 Posted by Ares42 (2776 posts) -

heh, went to check the description. Under key features:

"No mandatory connection to an online service: For those who rather stay clear of online gaming and enjoy playing through the campaign in offline mode there is a fully supported single player offline mode."

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